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MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

Time: 3Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You have dated a girl for two years.
eventually she drops you for another guy.
Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20
marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and
she gave it to another guy. Using
trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Boys, You're dating around 15 girls and
every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy
and an iPhone 7

(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of
phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet
you don't want to see any guy with your
sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your
Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty
trader, your combined household income is
less than #30,000. Your daughter who is
awaiting GCE result is using iPhone 6s and
Samsung Galaxy worth #150,000 each.
Calculate the Percentage of your Parental
Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For girls, You're a girl and you have dated
20 guys with hard labour, use the law of
diminishing Return to calculate the substance
that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20
marks)

7. You can't give your wife 5k for a pot of
soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and
restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take
π=3.142 (20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
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