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| My (almost) Sugar Daddy And Me by Pseudonymous(op): 9:58am On Sep 17, 2016 |
I had just been promoted at work, so I went to have lunch somewhere very nice to congratulate myself. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/sknpxos4vagbu2pxh4x7.gif Yass! I really enjoyed myself oh, eating and overeating sef. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/dsik0swigspwumnskjtd.gif Is it your promotion? Allow me jere! When it was time to pay, the waiter told me my bill had been taken care of and a "really nice man" wanted to appreciate me. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/nhgfukqltr8vikrc7g8l.gif Oh? What I was hoping to see: https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472324567/ixzsfx5jw2ib38a81ish.jpg Yes sir, anything you want sir. What i saw: https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/lslpkp91gxkxsdnr8leq.jpg Ah! Maybe not. This big daddy waddled to me and without any wasting of time, told me he is ready to take care of me. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/ovxzyrnuqpsygtwkx1os.gif You mean am? I told him “no thank you” and tried to pay him back the money. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/yfsvzww8vtvzh8coenex.gif Baba, carry your wahala and go oh! He refused oh and started promising to fly me all around the world, buy me things and show me a good time. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325004/jutunnz8zfy25zizjyba.gif Ahn ahn! Is it by force? Me: https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325364/yoyaira5e0i3sx0szo1r.gif Oga go and fry this your dodo elsewhere oh! Before I could even say anything again I just heard one booming voice “EHEN CLETUS SO THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE?” https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325365/py0kljno275q0a9xwf0n.gif EWO! My almost sugar daddy’s wife had come to fight him oh! https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325365/oovqtz8487i7epetfnli.gif Kasala don burst! Before I could run away she had carried water and poured on me and started calling me “husband snatcher”. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325365/jbcpcwcgot3lxtmfbz96.gif Which kind of problem is this? Ah! Before she carried food to add and pour on me I ran out of the place with speed and alacrity! https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325365/b94jrfbqcriu0n7kyzdo.gif Somebody help me! That’s how I had to go back to the office looking like shame and regret. https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325365/qbzchcbhovycnazm9uhp.gif This is not the life i was promised. Since that day this is me when any older looking man smiles at me: https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1472325365/mdfk8fbbmeymqjqmecij.gif Abeg carry your wahala and go. It's not me you people will kill! Cc; Lalasticlala |
| Re: My (almost) Sugar Daddy And Me by keltho(m): 10:31am On Sep 17, 2016 |
Hun!...this joke is dry jhor...Buh op,u try sha |
| Re: My (almost) Sugar Daddy And Me by Born2Breed(f): 11:20am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Pseudonymous:Very creative. |
