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How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 12:38pm On Sep 21, 2016

I am dating a girl, one day she told me her family once accused her to be a witch due to some minor issues in their family. she had to leave them and move to Lagos. I am afraid though she told me she is nothing close to the accusation. Please NL how do I know if she is not lieing to me.

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 12:42pm On Sep 21, 2016*

[color=#679267]Mix anointing oil with hot red oil and a touch of kerosene.l and pour it in her.. she'l start confessing about how she kept ur destiny in a tissue paper in no time

Thank me later sir [/color]

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 12:43pm On Sep 21, 2016

Pee on her.
If she glitters, she's a witch. If she gives you a dirty slap, she's not.

Thank me later.

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by abdeiz(m): 12:44pm On Sep 21, 2016

witchcraft isn't real.

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 12:45pm On Sep 21, 2016

when she is deep in sleeping, turn her head upside down, watch what happens next tongue

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 12:46pm On Sep 21, 2016

abdeiz:
witchcraft isn't real.

in your place right?

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 12:47pm On Sep 21, 2016

Mimidiva:
when she is deep in sleeping, turn her head upside down, watch what happens next

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 12:49pm On Sep 21, 2016

I don't believe in witchcraft..

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 12:49pm On Sep 21, 2016

Mimidiva:
when she is deep in sleeping, turn her head upside down, watch what happens next

What will happen so I can know if she is or not

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by faithugo64(f): 12:50pm On Sep 21, 2016

you know she is a witch when you run to Nairaland to ask us if she is

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 12:51pm On Sep 21, 2016

arcisong:
What will happen so I can know if she is or not

incase she went to their meeting, she can't enter her normal self again when she returns, then she will confess grin

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 12:51pm On Sep 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:
I don't believe in witchcraft..

You don't need to believe, but it dosen't change the fact that it exists.

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 12:53pm On Sep 21, 2016

Synzu:
Pee on her.

If she glitters, she's a witch. If she gives you a dirty slap, she's not.

Thank me later.

PLEASE BE SERIOUS

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 12:54pm On Sep 21, 2016

Eazypizzy!

if she likes broomsticks... she's a witch!

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 12:55pm On Sep 21, 2016

Mimidiva:
incase she went to their meeting, she can't enter her normal self again when she returns, then she will confess

I'll try it and see undecided

Thanks

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 12:56pm On Sep 21, 2016

arcisong:
PLEASE BE SERIOUS

Our resident witch, Mimidiva, just gave you the witches tell. What else do you want huh

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by abdeiz(m): 12:59pm On Sep 21, 2016

Mimidiva:
in your place right?

ok tell me, what's your definition of witchcraft?

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 12:59pm On Sep 21, 2016

arcisong:
You don't need to believe, but it dosen't change the fact that it exists.

I dunno... I don't think so it does exist...

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 12:59pm On Sep 21, 2016

Synzu:
Our resident witch, Mimidiva, just gave you the witches tell. What else do you want

How do u know, are u one of them

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by giftedheart1(m): 1:02pm On Sep 21, 2016

if she is from Benin Edo state... but I'm not saying ppl from there are witch, just that they like anything that ends in craft...except aircraft!... I bet you your bedroom is a tarmac...hope she is not on nairaland?

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Synzu(m): 1:05pm On Sep 21, 2016

arcisong:
How do u know, are u one of them

Yes.

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 1:05pm On Sep 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:
I dunno... I don't think so it does exist...

For the fact you believe it does not exist, doesn't mean you should tell others so. May be one day you will experience it.

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2016

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Mix anointing oil with hot red oil and a touch of kerosene.. she'l start confessing about how she kept ur destiny in a tissue paper in no time

Thank me later sir [/color]

You sef know say, this one no fit work nau

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by sinaj(f): 1:07pm On Sep 21, 2016

Mimidiva:
incase she went to their meeting, she can't enter her normal self again when she returns, then she will confess

lwkmd

This reminds me of a nollywood movie I watched lol

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by sinaj(f): 1:08pm On Sep 21, 2016

arcisong:
For the fact you believe it does not exist, doesn't mean you should tell others so. May be one day you will experience it.

they never press im neck b4 grin

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Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 1:09pm On Sep 21, 2016

faithugo64:
you know she is a witch when you run to Nairaland to ask us if she is

I no know dat's y I am asking for signs

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 1:10pm On Sep 21, 2016

Estharfabian:

Eazypizzy!

if she likes broomsticks... she's a witch!

Seriously!!! huh

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Nobody: 1:12pm On Sep 21, 2016

arcisong:
For the fact you believe it does not exist, doesn't mean you should tell others so. May be one day you will experience it.

U don kolo! U want me to believe in things that never existed in the first place... angry

This is what u get when ur hallucination is on fleek!

Mtcchew

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 1:13pm On Sep 21, 2016

giftedheart1:
if she is from Benin Edo state... but I'm not saying ppl from there are witch, just that they like anything that ends in craft...except aircraft!... I bet you your bedroom is a tarmac...hope she is not on nairaland?

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by arcisong(op): 1:15pm On Sep 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:
U don kolo! U want me to believe in things that never existed in the first place...

This is what u get when ur hallucination is on fleek!

Mtcchew

I can't believe this girl.
Are you leaving in Africa or your own continent get another definition.

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:17pm On Sep 21, 2016

Synzu:
Our resident witch, Mimidiva, just gave you the witches tell. What else do you want

the master grin

Re: How Can You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A W*tch by Mimidiva(f): 1:19pm On Sep 21, 2016

abdeiz:
ok tell me, what's your definition of witchcraft?

they kill innocent people

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