8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car - Car Talk (3)

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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by thunderbabs: 1:10pm On Sep 22, 2016

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

My brother, only if it is not an Innoson Vehicle....no apologies to innosson vehicles

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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by dumie(f): 1:18pm On Sep 22, 2016

You enjoy washing it yourself, that chore suddenly becomes your favorite routine

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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by kan12(m): 1:25pm On Sep 22, 2016

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

"Far more better" my bro I dnt derive pleasure in this bt you went ways off the English structure.

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by stevorks: 1:27pm On Sep 22, 2016

oyatmicah:
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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by khadaffi(m): 2:41pm On Sep 22, 2016

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

I can testify to this. It is absolutely true.

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by spartoo(op): 2:42pm On Sep 22, 2016

kinibigdeal:
Why seun rewire So no other rewire name's you can pick on NL

no vex... make I use your own? grin

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by spartoo(op): 2:44pm On Sep 22, 2016

dumie:
You enjoy washing it yourself, that chore suddenly becomes your favorite routine

but once a year you form big girl and take it to car wash

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by spartoo(op): 2:45pm On Sep 22, 2016

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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by kinibigdeal(m): 3:08pm On Sep 22, 2016

spartoo:
no vex... make I use your own?

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Nobody: 3:13pm On Sep 22, 2016

Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

laff wan scatter my left auricle..!!!

*wipes eyes with tissue paper*

Bro, u just made my day

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Whizpeter(m): 3:26pm On Sep 22, 2016

grayht:
laff wan scatter my left auricle..!!!

*wipes eyes with tissue paper*

Bro, u just made my day

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Chrysz(m): 3:33pm On Sep 22, 2016

Ma p.man is a victim of no 4. I can remember vividly when he got his first car, everywhere he goes his car key always wit him even wen slping.

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Xperienz(m): 3:34pm On Sep 22, 2016

Gaskiya! ... No. 6 na true ooo

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Chrysz(m): 3:39pm On Sep 22, 2016

Etizz:
non happened to me...

Lies everywhere.

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by sapientia(m): 4:00pm On Sep 22, 2016

That no 2 sha....
Na 10th hand the person buy?
People should pray never to have such contacts..
Servive centre no is ok...

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Airoflaw(m): 4:18pm On Sep 22, 2016

spartoo:
then I doubt you are 100% Nigerian

he no get car

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by holluphemydavid(m): 4:32pm On Sep 22, 2016

Hilarious post and comments

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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Saicology212: 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2016

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

Not visit any auto mechanic in ten years?!!! Abeg not in Nigeria with our giant-sized craters called pot-holes and those crazy drivers who love bashing other people's cars just for the fun of it. shocked

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Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Emo101(m): 5:24pm On Sep 22, 2016

O Boy I Remeber When I Just Bought My Car Na Every Night I Dey Carry My Motor Battery Enter My House At Least It Will Make Me Believe Its Save...And The Fear Of Frsc.Vio.And Police Nearly Give Me Heart Attack..

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by spartoo(op): 5:54pm On Sep 22, 2016

Airoflaw:
he no get car

no mind am grin

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by spartoo(op): 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2016

Emo101:
O Boy I Remeber When I Just Bought My Car Na Every Night I Dey Carry My Motor Battery Enter My House At Least It Will Make Me Believe Its Save...And The Fear Of Frsc.Vio.And Police Nearly Give Me Heart Attack..

u go don sabi how to handle them now

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by Nobody: 5:58pm On Sep 22, 2016

firfinch101:
C it's not their own, so they don't know how you feel...

Exactly

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by malikombi(m): 7:12pm On Sep 22, 2016

kan12:
"Far more better" my bro I dnt derive pleasure in this bt you went ways off the English structure.

It's not language class.
Thanks for the correction anyways

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by malikombi(m): 7:13pm On Sep 22, 2016

staymore:
True talk. Tear rubber rocks no matter the model. But ten years of not visiting mechanic should be reduced to at least 5yrs.

A little bit of exaggeration nooni

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by malikombi(m): 7:16pm On Sep 22, 2016

freshvine:
You'll change plugs, break lining, break shoes, wiper will wear and tear, oil drain and change, hydraulic top up, tire change, radiator flush, battery replacement, fuel pump failure due to low octane rating and other miscellaneous expenses you'll face solving in a garage.

The moment a car hit the road whether new or tokunbo, you are definitely seeing a mechanic

Most of what you listed might not give you problem if you're using the vehicle in an "average" manner

Re: 8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car by LePrezident(m): 7:42pm On Sep 22, 2016

Purpletee:
that gigolo part op three gbosa for you...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!

Oh... so your boyfriend bought a car and became a gigolo abi? Talking from experience I guess... infant tirII gbisa for you too...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!