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Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by nonjebose(m): 1:38pm On Sep 25, 2016
TheSCRYPT:
All you have written up there points to a belief system. Something beyond the ordinary eyes, yes? I would not want to call it "spiritual". However, your assertion have agreed with a popular belief in voodoo and black magic.

Man is made up of energy? We are going deep here. And you have mentioned things beyond the natural eyes. So, are you athiest really?
He is confused. Just read through his posts
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Johnsinia(m): 1:39pm On Sep 25, 2016
ifenes:
I doubt any pastor will swear with the traditional deities, but they can easily swear with the bible because they know it's not potent.

Ogun vs Jesus, I guess the corrupt Nigerian pastors know the one they will pick.

Traditional gods don't play around. Where is jesus when you need him?
where are the gods when Jesus drove them out of the entire Africa continent (their initial host community, where they are in region) and make them useless and extinct. Jesus defeated all the African gods put together. Up Up Jesus
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
yeah I used it to buttress my point and it's all logical and scientific

A simple experiment you can perform at home.

Take a safety pin, lace it with horse tranquillizer and hit your self with it, come back and tell us the result.

... But you said you have seen kick and follow and whatever nonsense you called it.. Please tell us how it's done, let's perform the experiment too or better still bring it let's see.
You are just another confused atheist strenuously trying to explain your bias. I get it. You don't need to lie to justify your atheism cos seeing is believing.

If in doubt visit a potent shrine and try your luck like the pastor did.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by adeoba2008(m): 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2016
Does God send him? overzealousness...
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:42pm On Sep 25, 2016
yemiosinbajo:
The guy is trying hard to defend his atheism but this case is beyond his knowledge so he employing all forms of tactics including fictitous stories(lies). Imagine wearing a ring that has sharp pins so long that it would enter your clothes, pierce your skin and go into your blood. Then you'll collapse immediately and later be revived without medication but with same charms. Smh
why are you so frustrated and desperate grin..
You are even willing to quote any nonsense just make yourself look less stupid.. grin

If I hit you hard let's say with the below on arm, tell me you wont bleed to death.. Even the ring i was talking was way sharper.

Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Amucha: 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2016
@op, you said he is a Pastor and at the same time you couldn't ascertain his church but quoted that he had earlier told his Church that God asked him to destroy shrines. The church you couldn't ascertain? Nawaooo
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2016
yemiosinbajo:
The guy is trying hard to defend his atheism but this case is beyond his knowledge so he employing all forms of tactics including fictitous stories(lies). Imagine wearing a ring that has sharp pins so long that it would enter your clothes, pierce your skin and go into your blood. Then you'll collapse immediately and later be revived without medication but with same charms. Smh
Lol, that funkymetahuman guy is a clown. He should reserve his weak fables and comic attempts to his juvenile ones at home.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
You are just another confused atheist strenuously trying to explain your bias. I get it. You don't need to lie to justify your atheism cos seeing is believing.

If in doubt visit a potent shrine and try your luck like the pastor did.
nigher , just stop talking of you don't have anything else to say.

Defending atheism? When did that become a thing?

I was actually defending the gods of my ancestors who encouraged science, dolt. grin
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Charly68: 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2016
Even God won't interfere in devil's affairs . Men of God should be full of wisdom.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:45pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
why are you so frustrated and desperate grin..
You are even willing to quote any nonsense just make yourself look less stupid.. grin

If I hit you hard let's say with the below on arm, tell me you wont bleed to death.. Even the ring i was talking was way sharper.
You are a joke. Please exit the thread lest you embarrass yourself the more.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha !!
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:46pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
nigher , just stop talking of you don't have anything else to say.

Defending atheism? When did that become a thing?

I was actually defending the gods of my ancestors who encouraged science, dolt. grin
You defended your ancestors with silly lies. Don't you see how your attempt made you look very stupid. grin
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by oneitalia: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2016
Intolerant set of people... live and let live is about life.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
You are a joke. Please exit the thread lest you embarrass yourself the more.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha !!
heheeheh not until I put some sense into y'all slave gods worshiping zombies..


Embrace the Gods of your ancestors...
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Precioussilas10: 1:48pm On Sep 25, 2016
Poor journalism!no be to carry plenty grammar full report...which one come be "in an attempt to destroy,he became unconscious" and "after the destruction,he became unconscious".
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:48pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
You defended your ancestors with silly lies. Don't you see how your attempt made you look very stupid. grin
is it a lie that Jesus was rendered powerless at the shrine of my ancestor Gods? cheesy
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:51pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
is it a lie that Jesus was rendered powerless at the shrine of my ancestor Gods? cheesy
Indeed. All thanks to science right ?
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
heheeheh not until I put some sense into y'all slave gods worshiping zombies..


Embrace the Gods of your ancestors...
Not with the consistent NONSENSE you are spewing.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:54pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
Indeed. All thanks to science right ?
yepp, that your zombie adopted god and it's mongers termed socery and witch craft; D
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:54pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
Not with the consistent NONSENSE you are spewing.
yawnz .. You are not making sense.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by bayelsa1son(m): 1:54pm On Sep 25, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
This Pastor can go ahead and destroy shrines
if a herbalist or pagan goes and destroy churches, Christians would be quick to scream "PERSECUTION"

if Boko Haram blows up churches, they scream "PERSECUTION"

But most Christians won't see anything wrong in what the Pastor intended to do

They want to attack and not be attacked

very hypocritical
so indirectly u r saying its wise for boko haram to destroy churches right? Wen u clearly know dat muslims are d one preaching blasphemy everytime threatening xrtians
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by raphieMontella: 1:56pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
is it a lie that Jesus was rendered powerless at the shrine of my ancestor Gods? cheesy
you're mixing yourself up bruh...
Just let it be...
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:57pm On Sep 25, 2016
[s]
raphieMontella:
you're mixing yourself up bruh...
Just let it be...
[/s]still not making sense...
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:57pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
yepp, that your zombie adopted god and it's mongers termed socery and witch craft; D
So the human and blood sacrifices given to those deities have scientific backings right ? Even the incantations to correct an anomaly like the case of this man is scientific right ?

You just took a bait that made you look very stupid.

Keep it up . . . .
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2016
raphieMontella:
you're mixing yourself up bruh...
Just let it be...
Funkymetahuman is a clown. Let him continue entertaining us. grin
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 1:59pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
So the human and blood sacrifices given to those deities have scientific backings right ? Even the incantations to correct an anomaly like the case of this man is scientific right ?

You just took a bait that made you look very stupid.

Keep it up . . . .
like I said... Some are scientific but others are mostly crap..

E.G blood sacrifices are craps..

Read and stop repeating same question...

I supported the scientific part and practical ones...
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 2:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
Funkymetahuman is a clown. Let him continue entertaining us. grin
stop quoting anyone that quoted your nonsense.. It won't make you look less stupid cheesy
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 2:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
like I said... Some are scientific but others are mostly crap..

E. G blood sacrifice are craps..

Read and stop repeating same question...

I supported the scientific part and practical ones...
You are a lost cause. You simply lied in your bid to inform us how scientific the deities are i.e You suggested poison as the predicament of the pastor at the shrine.

It appears you don't even understand your purpose on this thread hence the confusion. grin
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Rad1cal: 2:02pm On Sep 25, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
stop quoting anyone that quoted your nonsense.. It won't make you look less stupid cheesy
Putting a smiley at the end of your post won't erase the pangs of embarrassment you facing.
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Remix10(m): 2:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
Demon: Jesus I know, Paul I know, Who are you, ordinary evangelist, oya take am!

Evangelist: Aye Mi oo

Demon: Be careful or a kill you.*In Achmedes voice*
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 2:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
Rad1cal:
You are a lost cause. You simply lied in your bid to inform us how scientific the deities are i.e You suggested poison as the predicament of the pastor at the shrine.

It appears you don't even understand your purpose on this thread hence the confusion. grin
you are not making any sense...

I suggested, because it was obvious.. Shrines are full of poisons that creators termed as charms.


For all we know the whole story is crap.

No pictures,
We dont know the pastor
We dont know the shrine
We dont know the name of the church ..


Sounds like one of those crappy vanguard stories...

But atleast i take pride in the fact that the story favoured my ancestorial gods and agaisnt the useless foreign gods.
And you already called the pastor is fake because he didnt destroy your own heritage successfully..

See, i just dont talk.. I think before i do, something you lot dont know how to do. cheesy
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by Idiataqueen(f): 2:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
kareemkamil:
Am proudly to be a Muslim, (Imagine).
proudly?
Re: Ogun Pastor Got Stuck In Shrine, Loses Consciousness While Trying To Destroy It by FunkyMetahuman: 2:10pm On Sep 25, 2016
[s]
Rad1cal:
Putting a smiley at the end of your post won't erase the pangs of embarrassment you facing.
[/s]yawns


Still not making sense wink
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