Computer Village is the best place to get gadgets in Lagos, but sometimes, it could become your biggest mistake ever.

When you need to buy anything that has a gadget or just about any computer, the first place you go to is Computer Village. I was forming sharp guy when I told my friends that I was going to Computer Village to buy phone. They asked me how long I intended to spend there, and I said 30 minutes.

They just looked at me like,

The first thing I learned at Computer Village is that second-hand phones and UK-used phones are not the same thing. I was like,

I was just walking on my own, and someone just tapped me. I just quickly checked whether my penis has disappeared.

It was still there.

But as I continued walking, I noticed that the music I was listening to stopped playing. Then I put my hand inside my pocket to check whether the battery had died.

My people, I didn't see my phone again.

But I wanted to finish my mission, and that is to buy iPhone 7 and become an ultimate baby boy.

I just got to one place and two people started dragging me to their shop like,

I entered one and asked for iPhone 7 is just 70,000 naira. Phone that is still supposed to be over 500,000 naira.

They said they had only one left, that's how one other guy came and said he wants to buy it. I was just like,

You people, my walking step just changed. The boy the ladies rejected has now become the ultimate baby boy!

When I got home like this, I now brought out the phone to charge o, as they instructed me at the shop.

Instead of my fresh iPhone 7, I saw Fufu inside.

But as a hard guy, I just vexed and called my guys

And they were just like,

They finally agreed to follow me to computer village so we can scatter the place till I get my money.

When I got there, my people, the shop had disappeared.

I now started asking everybody if they know the guy that sold the phone to me, and they just like,

Another person even brought phone for me like Oga you wan buy? I just looked at that one.

I sha went home to the one person I know will not chase me away, My mum.

And then what did she say, "Sorry, oya take my Nokia torchlight and be managing it."

Ok, but its not sweet sha

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Alexanda07:
I was just walking on my own, and someone just tapped me. I just quickly checked whether my penis has disappeared.

funny

hehe very funny

This was AWESOME

That was AWESOME

na so computer village be o
you go see person go dey drag you say make you come draw tattoo and do pink lips. And you go be like "guy ma papa na deeper life pastor and na him still dey pay my school fees, Abeg no kobalize mi "

Lmao. Funny Af

Very funny
Lagos my Lagos

Creative but useless!!!! Jobless man

MykOnyxo:
na so computer village be o
you go see person go dey drag you say make you come draw tattoo and do pink lips. And you go be like "guy ma papa na deeper life pastor and na him still dey pay my school fees, Abeg no kobalize mi "

lol

This was a fun read

Alexanda07:
They said they had only one left, that's how one other guy came and said he wants to buy it. I was just like,

At this point, he realized that he fvcked up