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01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

07. A dog's parents never visit.

08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go hunting.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

COPIED

Great! So you now fùck dogs?

and ya papa married a dog to have u. ndo!!

Then marry a dog...mtsheeew comparing women to dogs.


You need sense..

Nika really??

Quite funny. Lolz

A dog wouldn't be this stupid

Eniqurl:
Then marry a dog...mtsheeew comparing women to dogs.



You need sense..

Gimme reasons to choose you over my dog.

VictorRomanov:
A dog wouldn't be this stupid

Just as you are dickhead

Oh lorrd am lost .....


Fvcking exit!!

gimakon:
Great! So you now fùck dogs?

We both do

Hmmm. OP good luck marrying a Bingo

MyHumbleOpinion:
Just as you are dickhead

This is the only thing u re good at. Other than this, u re worthless.

MyHumbleOpinion:
Just as you are dickhead

i swear ehn to slap yhu dey hungry me die......ehnnnnn how could dog better den women..?

kuku marry dog.... that's where u are heading anyways

MyHumbleOpinion:
Gimme reasons to choose you over my dog.

Looks like I overestimated the number of your brain cells.. Kindly Fvckoff my MTs

dollyjoy:
Quite funny. Lolz

Hey Dollyjoy.

nezer83:
Hey Dollyjoy.

Hi

Op we knw u r mad,buh dont just enter the market u hear?

pls help me ask your dad for the name of the dog that gave birth to you...

Eniqurl:
Then marry a dog...mtsheeew comparing women to dogs.



You need sense..

. Attack the message not the messenger... You are the one in need of a brain

This nigga is not in his right senses lol. How demeaning and inhumane! I mean, placing women and dogs side by side when yo not a san af a fakcin biitch ? GROSS!

Not a women's advocate but this is just way too shitty and disrepectful to conceive . Ludicrousness of the highest order!

I'm sure you'll just love to get a bl**job from a dog.

MyHumbleOpinion:
Gimme reasons to choose you over my dog.

she will not give u any reasons...go ahead and marry ur dog...

bi0nics:
. Attack the message not the messenger... You are the one in need of a brain

No need for insult ur face says it all...

FvckoffmyMTs.

MyHumbleOpinion:
We both do

I don't. I don't fùck animals. By calling girls dogs, your sis is a girl too...

dollyjoy:
Hi

Watsup, did like to send you a PM.

I cry for u, so u now fvck dogs?
U are a reminder of senseless neglegence, waste, profligacy and an abandonment of d worst order to our ladies.