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Hello nairalanders!
this post in exclusively for nairaland ladies, but my brothers are free to read too





here is it;



You see, When you suspect he (your boyfriend) might be cheating, try to find evidence; track his calls, stalk his locations and ask him silly questions.... When you are very sure and aware of his cheatings and cunning ways don't be alarmed ok... .here is the next step---->






A. Relax you are not the first lady men have cheated on,infact this days it is ok for a man to cheat on a woman and not the other way round




B. Make him comfortale ,cook his favorite meal, kiss him on his neck and play with his hand. Make sure he is very happy




C. Be patience, wait till when he's pressed and needs to go to the toilet or when he wants to take his shower....This is the time to strick

Get ready, pack your belongings outside and stand close to the bathroom door, with your right foot in front of the other ..... Immediatly he comes out of the bathroom tagget his two balls, tagget between his two legs, AND KICK IT ,MAKE SURE YOU KICK It REAL HARD ... Now turn around and run don't look back....When he wakes up, he will learn never to cheat on a lady again

Hahahahaha


Very funny

Please, Is that all?

Nice one Op... you tried until you got to the "kick his balls" part. A matured lady will play cool. It's not the end of the world...
But welcome to Nigeria where, the moment a girl becomes suspicious, just "suspicious oo" all hell is let loose. The guy sef won't be able to drink water and drop cup and your talking of cook his favourite meal...

You never chi chum chin... better goan eat from "edible catering's pot"

Kick his balls and destroy his generations to come. Hian!

ammyluv2002:
Hahahahaha


Very funny

This post is funny to you , and i dnt wanna believe you'd do such.

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Hahahaha.. .this is too funny!