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| If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by TeamLeader(op): 10:48am On Oct 01, 2016 |
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! I AM GRATEFUL FOR MY UP BRINGING Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search"as you'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!! IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!! GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardless of how caring your mother was, you would have encountered these slaps..... I know you're now laughing unless you're not a YORUBA 5 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by RealJaneDoe: 10:52am On Oct 01, 2016 |
You are happy because you were abused as a child. Wow that's a first!!! OP honestly would you do this to your child if yes . Please don't. There are other ways to train a child 1 Like |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by TeamLeader(op): 10:58am On Oct 01, 2016 |
O boy yu might not understand if yu've not recieve any of them. Some of those slaps changed my life for good. Its not an abuse they serve as auto-correction 2 Likes |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by Phizzlephizz(m): 11:01am On Oct 01, 2016 |
RealJaneDoe:I smell a spoilt an arrogant child. I received all of these and more but I never felt abused, neither did I feel any resentment for my parents. See if my kid do anyhow and it warrants me to give them IFOJU I won't even hesitate. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by TeamLeader(op): 11:05am On Oct 01, 2016 |
Phizzlephizz:No mind d ajebutte guy. E neva feel am before 1 Like |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by lilmax(m): 11:30am On Oct 01, 2016 |
if this boy enter Nigeria by mistake
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| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by Nobody: 11:36am On Oct 01, 2016 |
Lol 1 Like |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by Nobody: 6:34am On Oct 02, 2016 |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by Ranchhoddas: 8:11am On Oct 02, 2016 |
RealJaneDoe:Gerrarrahia... |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by TeamLeader(op): 1:19pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
lilmax:Whats gonna happen |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by lilmax(m): 1:27pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
TeamLeader:see question.  |
| Re: If You've Not Receive Any Of These From Your Mom Trust Me, You're Adopted by chukxie(m): 4:40pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
I'm not Yoruba but I'm laughing because as a naughty kid I received all those slaps from my mom. My mom had a doctorate degree in slapping. Back in the day, the fear of my mom's 'wozzing' was the beginning of wisdom  1 Like |
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