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Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by biggie73(m): 8:27pm On Oct 03, 2016
PA my foot. Buhari needs expert on economic matters, not on Social Media.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by jbcul4ril(m): 8:45pm On Oct 03, 2016
For me one person is off labour market.

Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by jbcul4ril(m): 8:54pm On Oct 03, 2016
Liability:
The most useless president ever....buhari
No wonder your condition gets worse. How can you be insulting our President.? Was he the that got you pregnant? See me see trouble o. Who slept with you is different you are blaming a different person. Was PMB there when you were spreading your legs for your estranged boy friend? Keep your frustration at home please .
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by lastpage: 9:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
FagsamPHP:
Another Personal Assistant on Social Mediahuh This failure, oh i meant this Buhari of a thing has nothing to offer... Bomboclat president
Eehhheeh!

So, the thing dey pain una like this?

Reno Kirikiri abi wetin be your name sef?

[size=14pt]When GEJ appointed all of you as E-Warrior, to spew rubbish all over Social media[/size] (I still recall we use to call una "Transformation Agenda of Nigeria TAN, a.k.a SaTANoids! grin grin ), we did not hear this big grammar!

It is now that Buhari is appointing equally more savvy "Soacial Media Warriors" that yu are #Wailing? shocked shocked grin grin


Abeg, cool down ehn, Buhari is an old man and he can E-fight,.... let his media Assistants do the E-fighting on his behalf.
As long as they justify their pay by dealing ruthlessly with all you "bombastic iconoclast" on Social media, l dey kampe!
grin grin

Dont mind my grammar, l am just pretending. wink




Lastpage!

Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by lastpage: 9:20pm On Oct 03, 2016
anonimi:
When you are running a government on propaganda since you do not have any performance to show, this is understandable.
No wonder the DullardPoo gave LIE Mohammed's ministry more money than the agriculture ministry.
I only pity the zombies who brought this curse upon all of us.
Every Govt has its propaganda arm.

GEJ employed thousands of SaTANoids in his TAN agenda.

No biggie.


Even you anonimi, is on pay-roll of Jonathan as we speak and you are just hoping PDP will throw you some meat since they are seizing Jonathan/Patience Stolen loot, here and there!
grin grin



Lastpage!
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Geniro: 9:22pm On Oct 03, 2016
lastpage:
Eehhheeh!

So, the thing dey pain una like this?

Reno Kirikiri abi wetin be your name sef?

[size=14pt]When GEJ appointed all of you as E-Warrior, to spew rubbish all over Social media[/size] (I still recall we use to call una "Transformation Agenda of Nigeria TAN, a.k.a SaTANoids! grin grin ), we did not hear this big grammar!

It is now that Buhari is appointing equally more savvy "Soacial Media Warriors" that yu are #Wailing? shocked shocked grin grin


Abeg, cool down ehn, Buhari is an old man and he can E-fight,.... let his media Assistants do the E-fighting on his behalf.
As long as they justify their pay by dealing ruthlessly with all you "bombastic iconoclast" on Social media, l dey kampe!
grin grin

Dont mind my grammar, l am just pretending. wink




Lastpage!
All colour and no sense. Na wao embarassed
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Liability(m): 9:32pm On Oct 03, 2016
jbcul4ril:
No wonder your condition gets worse. How can you be insulting our President.? Was he the that got you pregnant? See me see trouble o. Who slept with you is different you are blaming a different person. Was PMB there when you were spreading your legs for your estranged boy friend? Keep your frustration at home please .
e pain am! Well the same curses u mentioned to Gej may it also come upon the certificateless useless buhari. The most stuupid president in the world.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Stevengold(m): 9:41pm On Oct 03, 2016
Last Page

I'm not against his appointments undecided. All I want is for him to make our rice cheap again cry. I'm tired of eating beans and garri. cry
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by metallisc(m): 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2016
lonelydora:
This PMB sef. We are talking about Economy and his busy appointing Social media Assistants upandan. No economic team! Well, I still have hope in this country.
you seem to forget that they got to where they are today by hiring people to peddle lies on social media... they hope to sustain their incompetence by hiring more to peddle more lies to the gullible. I have known the lady for some years now on facebook she has been doing the job for free since last year without appointment, maybe they just noticed her efforts and decided to bring her onboard officially. You can check her facebook page and see for yourself. it's really a pity though!
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by emerged01(m): 9:52pm On Oct 03, 2016
I'm losing faith in Buhari. We need to cut costs. We need few hands in this administration in this time of recession.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Uncletony(m): 9:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
sarrki:
Pray to achieve half of what madam achieved

Once a wailer always a wailer
Taa! Shaarraaap!!..what her she achieved?!..PA to El dullardo cun illitratino mallam.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by anonimi: 9:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
lastpage:
Every Govt has its propaganda arm.

GEJ employed thousands of SaTANoids in his TAN agenda.

No biggie.

Even you anonimi, is on pay-roll of Jonathan as we speak and you are just hoping PDP will throw you some meat since they are seizing Jonathan/Patience Stolen loot, here and there! grin grin

Lastpage!
Can you show where the ministry of information had a bigger budget under Jonathan compared to the ministry of agric?
Thanks.

As for being on payroll, are you speaking from your own personal experience?



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Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
More concerned about image making and deceit that they'd ever be about sincerely getting the job done.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by matoyeh(m): 10:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
sarrki:
By their post we know them

Happy wailing
why? why are we so selfish and selfcentered? habba... is there any sense in that appointment?
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by blazer234: 10:27pm On Oct 03, 2016
sarrki:
By their post we know them

Happy wailing
As long as you are concerned, every show of stupidity by buhari is a good idea.

Even if buhari rapes your mum, you will still see it as a good idea.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by ceecee02: 11:20pm On Oct 03, 2016
sarrki:
By their post we know them

Happy wailing
you call that wailing? Are u alright? We are in a god-damn recession and a president has 5 PA's on social Media and its Ok? When will the young generation in Nigeria have the sense needed to stop tribal and party politics.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Nobody: 11:47pm On Oct 03, 2016
Wetin this old mama know about social mediahuh??
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Myself2(m): 2:18am On Oct 04, 2016
FagsamPHP:
Another Personal Assistant on Social Mediahuh This failure, oh i meant this Buhari of a thing has nothing to offer... Bomboclat president
Mehnnn the thing is so fxcking dumb,useless and bereft of ideas on how to provide good leadership for this country,hence he led Nigeria into recession (BTW thunder fiscal anybody wey go argue with that)
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by fr3do(m): 3:55am On Oct 04, 2016
her schemes has paid off, It was she who was singled handedly disassociating Anioma (Delta Igbos) from Biafra, this was like last years or so.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Sheggy13(m): 5:59am On Oct 04, 2016
sarrki:
By their post we know them

Happy wailing
Stop supporting politicians blindly. When they err, you say it, not applaud their every move like they can do no wrong, whether dumb like this one or laudable. Before you label me a wailer, do due diligence by checking my post history on political discourse.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by ArabMopol(m): 7:40am On Oct 04, 2016
Buhari appoint me as your Nairaland PA ... yeye dey smell
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Deepfreezer(m): 7:48am On Oct 04, 2016
The the lady will soon register on nairaland with her own e warrior to start defending Buhari. Thats why i dont exchange words with some charlatans here.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Nobody: 8:02am On Oct 04, 2016
Finally her hustle has paid. She has been a serious Buhari bootlicker, a trip to her Facebook wall will convince you. Mr. President your works will do a better image laundering job than all these people that you are wasting our lean resources on.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by AjaanaOka(m): 8:29am On Oct 04, 2016
Nfchi73:
My fellow Igbos this is another appointment to the Igbos. Three gboosaa !!! PMB
LOL. Clearly you do not know Lauretta Onochie and what she stands for.

Hint: She'd be mad if she knew someone was describing her as a fellow Igbo.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Abdulhakeem7(m): 9:16am On Oct 04, 2016
sarrki:
By their post we know them

Happy wailing
What's happy wailing?in all sincerity can u tell us if Buhari needs another PA on social media?let's forget about d rot dat GEJ's govt caused which was d reason we campaigned and voted for Buhari. We should be reading PMB appoints PA on economy and not on social media. Honestly Nigerian govt is wasting our hard earned money on senselessness. Imagine d salaries and allowances dat woman will be earning just to check facebook,twitter and other social media accounts of pmb while millions of civil servants hardly get paid regularly and millions of youth are jobless.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Abdulhakeem7(m): 9:25am On Oct 04, 2016
FagsamPHP:
I wish you Happy Zombiesim......
guy ur head dey there. I'm a Buhari's fan just because I thought he would be modest with d nation's resources but dat old man don disappoint me,just wasting our resources on nonsense. God dey sha.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by Markachi666(m): 10:40am On Oct 04, 2016
sanandreas:
She should come and register on Nairaland. We would finish her.
I believe she is already here and active. That job is for veterans, not newbies.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by ABEngine(m): 11:27am On Oct 04, 2016
This is not fooly.

Votes are now won on social media especially in a unique case study as Nigeria, where investigative journalism is dead, plagiarism and rumor milling remains the order of the day.

2019 is at stake, for those who rely solely on social media for the information they consume daily, do kindly expect reinvigorated professional cosmetic touches on the "non-existent" achievements of this administration.

Over to Bu-fanatics.
Re: Buhari Appoints Lauretta Onochie As Personal Assistant On Social Media by ONserious(m): 11:28am On Oct 04, 2016
I really can't wait for them to leave office...all of them...Incompetent people#
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