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Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 03, 2016
Note : This piece in anyway does not intend to undermine our women's sexuality in any form because without them we won't be alive today, so we must love and respect their views, it was only written to unravel how Perfect our God his with no one to question his actions. So you are free to ventilate your opinion but logically.


When God created man, he gave him different parts of the body to carry out specific functions, He created his reproductive organ, Penis, something similar in nature to Banana, gave it a cap , drilled a tiny hole on that cap and made it elastic . After perfecting his work on man, He breathe life into him and man came into existence.

He discovered man needed help and can't live alone, hence, created woman out of man, placed two oranges on her chest ,drilled a triangular wide hole under her and sealed it partially with the hymen to indicate her virginity which is her pride .

In both designs, he made sure the woman's reproductive organ has an indicator for virginity and left that of man as free as freedom . Meaning He expects a woman to keep her virginity till marriage for her husband but cares less about the man and left no indicator for virginity by his design. He didn't make a mistake because he is a perfect God and he designed us perfectly.

He clearly wanted the women to eschew sex till marriage and by his designs placed more emphasis on it. He therefore already knows that by his design of a man's dick, he has freedom to sex and virginity is not important for him. Hence our reason for loving sex than the women, hmmm. He clearly wanted it that way.

Hmm, little wonder shocked He made the world such that there are more numbers of women than men, so that man can perhaps have more options to choose from than one. tongue

But the challenge we are facing is that, how many women understands this angry huh

Ohh! Poor us, I wish they all understood this simple design cry cry cry.

Except the women will question God why he made it so huh Because I know He is a perfect God.


kiss kiss kiss kiss tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cry kiss kiss kiss kiss.... I love u all, ok kiss?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by LordIsaac(m): 12:10am On Oct 04, 2016
Oh jeeze... This is carnally funny!
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by DrayZee: 12:22am On Oct 04, 2016
Don't take this too seriously... But you're basically using God's own design to justify fornication on the part of man...

undecided
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Gboyee4fun(m): 1:16am On Oct 04, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Note : This piece in anyway does not intend to undermine our women's sexuality in any form because without them we won't be alive today, so we must love and respect their views, it was only written to unravel how Perfect our God his with no one to question his actions. So you are free to ventilate your opinion but logically.


When God created man, he gave him different parts of the body to carry out specific functions, He created his reproductive organ, Penis, something similar in nature to Banana, gave it a cap , drilled a tiny hole on that cap and made it elastic . After perfecting his work on man, He breathe life into him and man came into existence.

He discovered man needed help and can't live alone, hence, created woman out of man, placed two oranges on her chest ,drilled a triangular wide hole under her and sealed it partially with the hymen to indicate her virginity which is her pride .

In both designs, he made sure the woman's reproductive organ has an indicator for virginity and left that of man as free as freedom . Meaning He expects a woman to keep her virginity till marriage for her husband but cares less about the man and left no indicator for virginity by his design. He didn't make a mistake because he is a perfect God and he designed us perfectly.

He clearly wanted the women to eschew sex till marriage and by his designs placed more emphasis on it. He therefore already knows that by his design of a man's dick, he has freedom to sex and virginity is not important for him. Hence our reason for loving sex than the women, hmmm. He clearly wanted it that way.

Hmm, little wonder shocked He made the world such that there are more numbers of women than men, so that man can perhaps have more options to choose from than one. tongue

But the challenge we are facing is that, how many women understands this angry huh

Ohh! Poor us, I wish they all understood this simple design cry cry cry.

Except the women will question God why he made it so huh Because I know He is a perfect God.


kiss kiss kiss kiss tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cry kiss kiss kiss kiss.... I love u all, ok kiss?
I really gbadun your message...but the law of Christ is one man one wife.....remember Adam had only Eve as his wife...all we need as a man is the bone of our bone and the flesh of our flesh.
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by ITbomb(m): 1:19am On Oct 04, 2016
I will reply tomorrow
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by ademasta(m): 2:10am On Oct 04, 2016
Aye o
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by sinaj(f): 2:15am On Oct 04, 2016
Op u no serious o!
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 2:38am On Oct 04, 2016
sinaj:
Op u no serious o!
Lol m serious o wink
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by rossiebarbie(f): 7:36am On Oct 04, 2016
DrayZee:
Don't take this too seriously... But you're basically using God's own design to justify fornication on the part of man...

undecided
God bless u for this
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by eze2015: 9:52am On Oct 04, 2016
Op, you terribly misunderstood this whole thing. What you failed to understand here is that when God placed the hymen in women to remain untouched until marriage sets it, it also mean that men should not go there i.e men should also be virgin until marriage sets in. Those who should go there are the one that are married. So you see premarital sex is naturally against God's plan. Please dont miss this again.
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by reserved111(m): 11:32am On Oct 04, 2016
eze2015:
Op, you terribly misunderstood this whole thing. What you failed to understand here is that when God placed the hymen in women to remain untouched until marriage sets it, it also mean that men should not go there i.e men should also be virgin until marriage sets in. Those who should go there are the one that are married. So you see premarital sex is naturally against God's plan. Please dont miss this again.
Thanks for your wisdom Brother...
And For you@ Op devil thinks he is wise but he lacks wisdom

Op u may hav knowledge but u need wisdom, stop shying away from wisdom.
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by reserved111(m): 11:36am On Oct 04, 2016
If guys are free not to remain virgin and girls are strictly made to remain virgin then logically WHERE WILL THE GUYS LAY DOWN THEIR TOOLShuh Oh maybe with the goats or fowls

Bro get wisdom once
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by tee59(f): 11:52am On Oct 04, 2016
So dis early morning whn pple are busy at work,here u are typing nonsense. Must u show how foolish u are to pple? Don't justify urslf wt fornication. God is a perfect maker.
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2016
rossiebarbie:
God bless u for this
Rossicky cheesy cheesy wink.
Am not justifying it, only gave a point o
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by nytemare(f): 12:28pm On Oct 04, 2016
I have some questions sir.

If woman was created simply because God realized that man cannot live alone, why did God make Adam with testicles and the rest of the reproductive system in the first place?

Without woman, who was he supposed to use it on?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 1:05pm On Oct 04, 2016
Madam the problem with ur kinds are u just pick on people without making any reasonable point. And did u even check the time I posted that? If 1 billion fool's tell u, u're wise, then how wise are you. smiley
tee59:
So dis early morning whn pple are busy at work,here u are typing nonsense. Must u show how foolish u are to pple? Don't justify urslf wt fornication. God is a perfect maker.
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 1:08pm On Oct 04, 2016
Em Es ma cheesy I didn't say our dick wasn't designed to be use on ur pussi.es o , dn't get me wrong dear cheesy grin. Of course, it was designed for Adam to dip it totally into Eve huh
nytemare:
I have some questions sir.

If woman was created simply because God realized that man cannot live alone, why did God make Adam with testicles and the rest of the reproductive system in the first place?

Without woman, who was he supposed to use it on?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by nytemare(f): 1:14pm On Oct 04, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Em Es ma cheesy I didn't say our dick wasn't designed to be use on ur pussi.es o , dn't get me wrong dear cheesy grin
no. You said God created woman because he discovered that man cannot live alone. That means when God created Adam, he had no intention of creating a woman. So how come the man was created with sex organs?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by rossiebarbie(f): 1:21pm On Oct 04, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Rossicky cheesy cheesy wink. Am not justifying it, only gave a point o
my name isnt rossicky
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 1:24pm On Oct 04, 2016
Leme make my points clear, Yes, God initial design for man was to be alone but God discovered that man needs an helper that was when he saw the need to create woman out of man, i.e he then created Eve out of Adam. My fault for saying he discovered man cannot live alone. Sorry that was erroneous, he actually discoverd that man needs an helper and created Eve as such to help Adam.

About the dick, Yes God designed on Adam a dick, so that he can Urinate , the dick initially wasn't designed for Adam to hav sex, it was just designed for Adam to pass urine. But when Eve came into existence, and God placed 2 oranges on her chest and drilled a triangular hole under her, at that point, he clearly created sex and expected Adam to serve Eve his dick for their pleasure and procreation dear cheesy. Am sure u now understand fully my sermons
nytemare:
no. You said God created woman because he discovered that man cannot live alone. That means when God created Adam, he had no intention of creating a woman. So how come the man was created with sex organs?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 04, 2016
rossiebarbie:
my name isnt rossicky
That's a stylish way of calling u nw, like a guy tickles u n plays with u dearly noni, hence rossicky wink u'l love the pet name I swear down tongue
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by queencalipso(f): 1:34pm On Oct 04, 2016
Op thinks his wise but in reality he's not even close to it.

If men were made to philander I wonder who they are to do it with; animals?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by nytemare(f): 1:38pm On Oct 04, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Leme make my points clear, Yes, God initial design for man was to be alone but God discovered that man needs an helper that was when he saw the need to create woman out of man, i.e he then created Eve out of Adam. My fault for saying he discovered man cannot live alone. Sorry that was erroneous, he actually discoverd that man needs an helper and created Eve as such to help Adam.

About the dick, Yes God designed on Adam a dick, so that he can Urinate , the dick initially wasn't designed for Adam to hav sex, it was just designed for Adam to pass urine. But when Eve came into existence, and God placed 2 oranges on her chest and drilled a triangular hole under her, at that point, he clearly created sex and expected Adam to serve Eve his dick for their pleasure and procreation dear cheesy. Am sure u now understand fully my sermons
no. You haven't answered my question. Maybe you didn't understand the question. Let me rephrase it.

Did Adam have testicles before the creation of Eve?

If he did, what was the function?

If he didn't, at what point was he given one? Did he have to fall into another deep sleep?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by rossiebarbie(f): 1:38pm On Oct 04, 2016
jaybillionaire:
That's a stylish way of calling u nw, like a guy tickles u n plays with u dearly noni, hence rossicky wink u'l love the pet name I swear down tongue
biko i dnt want d name
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Rozaystunna(m): 2:42pm On Oct 04, 2016
Lmao welp cheesy grin
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 3:20pm On Oct 04, 2016
Dear i'l answer ur question in two ways . 1.When God designed the dick initially there was no testes, it was just normal dick dear smiley but after he created Eve, he created the testes.
nytemare:
no. You haven't answered my question. Maybe you didn't understand the question. Let me rephrase it.

Did Adam have testicles before the creation of Eve?

If he did, what was the function?

If he didn't, at what point was he given one? Did he have to fall into another deep sleep?
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 3:21pm On Oct 04, 2016
rossiebarbie:
biko i dnt want d name
Dear, jst checked ur dp n d names fit u o tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by LuvU2: 3:33pm On Oct 04, 2016
Chai nd i thought i had seen the most senseless thread t'day
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by MissSlimbody(f): 3:53pm On Oct 04, 2016
You mentioned "God" a million times in your write up, but its obvious you don't have respect for that God.
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 3:55pm On Oct 04, 2016
not everyone believes in your god so talk from another perspective
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by rossiebarbie(f): 4:09pm On Oct 04, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Dear, jst checked ur dp n d names fit u o tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss
kantinue
Re: Pen.is Vs Vagina By God's Design Of Virginity by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 04, 2016
rossiebarbie:
kantinue
huh huh huhOmo ele y nao
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