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Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 4:05pm On Oct 04, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
shocked shocked lipsrsealed embarassed
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin

You've got a husband. grin


Got shine ya anus, work don land for it grin grin
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by daizylove(f): 4:37pm On Oct 04, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
Please I need a girlfriend; 18 - 25 years, beautiful, can cook, very neat, sexy, brilliant and entrepreneurial. Kindly call me; 07064812310 or 08132660431.
If a girl shoul date you after mentioning that crap, it's probably for the money, hard truth;you ain't going to know how love feels, you are going to know how frustration feels like, mohmu undecided
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by 2dice01: 4:52pm On Oct 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Big one grin
oye child of lil faith ..smh
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by 2dice01: 4:55pm On Oct 04, 2016
daizylove:
If a girl shoul date you after mentioning that crap, it's probably for the money, hard truth;you ain't going to know how love feels, you are going to know how frustration feels like, mohmu undecided
chai is wife material op dont let her go...
If she is married pay de nigga off cheesy
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Maxmmanuel(op): 5:34pm On Oct 04, 2016
daizylove:
If a girl shoul date you after mentioning that crap, it's probably for the money, hard truth;you ain't going to know how love feels, you are going to know how frustration feels like, mohmu undecided
You don't have to be abusive before you pass a message across; at least, I wasn't talking to you!
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by daizylove(f): 6:13pm On Oct 04, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
You don't have to be abusive before you pass a message across; at least, I wasn't talking to you!
I wasn't really abusive, like I said, hard truth cool, you don't buy love with money, if you havnt learnt that by now then you havnt learnt anything at all, simple wink
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 6:26pm On Oct 04, 2016
mehn where all the wife materials dey. but my guy you bleeped up with the money part. hope you find your heart desires
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin
You've got a husband. grin

Got shine ya anus, work don land for it grin grin
Haba diddy...
Encourage me na...
Hahahahahahaha...
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 6:58pm On Oct 04, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Haba diddy...

Encourage me na...

Hahahahahahaha...
grin grin grin

Sha treat the guy well grin

So we can ball after pay wink
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 7:04pm On Oct 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
grin grin grin
Sha treat the guy well grin
So we can ball after pay wink
Balling after pay is constant...
But I gats pay hospital bills tho... with pampers ooo!!
The dude looks like he can play for 4 hours non stop...
lol...
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 7:08pm On Oct 04, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Balling after pay is constant...

But I gats pay hospital bills tho... with pampers ooo!!

The dude looks like he can play for 4 hours non stop...

lol...
Hehehehe grin grin

Pot wey wan chop pepper nko, him bottom go burn.

Don't be scared joor you will sustain a little tear .

That's all cool
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Maxmmanuel(op): 7:10pm On Oct 04, 2016
ladypearl45:
mehn where all the wife materials dey. but my guy you bleeped up with the money part. hope you find your heart desires
I have never been in a relationship before. Just didn't know what to say; just help me, I don't know how to physically approach ladies...
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Maxmmanuel(op): 7:12pm On Oct 04, 2016
daizylove:
I wasn't really abusive, like I said, hard truth cool, you don't buy love with money, if you havnt learnt that by now then you havnt learnt anything at all, simple wink
I haven't been in a relationship before, so kindly excuse my ignorance. Please help or advice me!
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:27pm On Oct 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Hehehehe grin grin
Pot wey wan chop pepper nko, him bottom go burn.
Don't be scared joor you will sustain a little tear .
That's all cool
Ewwww... not cool;!
lol...
Forget it, if you were a country, you would be America!!
Nice stuffs you gat... you know what I mean..
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:29pm On Oct 04, 2016
ladypearl45:
mehn where all the wife materials dey. but my guy you bleeped up with the money part. hope you find your heart desires
So you are doing shakara for Op..
chai.. Buhari...
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by kally01(m): 10:56pm On Oct 04, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
Just to date; I am a nerd and my friends think I am not romantic or emotional. I dont care if it would cost me money.... Just want to know how love feels!
hmmm i dey laugh, u dont care if it will cost u money abi.. wait till u use your whole school fees to buy meat pie. and she no even let u see pient
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Howla3(m): 1:04am On Oct 05, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Send me a PM cheesy

So that we can discuss my monthly pay embarassed
How much be your monthly pay? grin
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Tyviv(f): 2:29am On Oct 05, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
OK, just hook me up with anyone.... Please!
you sound desperate... Not good smiley
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 6:36am On Oct 05, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
OK, just hook me up with anyone.... Please!
desperado!
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 6:38am On Oct 05, 2016
ucsparks:
Are girls that hard to find?, I think say na men scarce sef
Your neighborhood/Street nko? undecided
Don't let no motherfucker choose your babe oo,, go out there and get a nice girl yourself. You don't knw what the bae and the guy have agreed on before he hooked you guys up ,hmmmmm. undecided
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by motherfucker: 6:45am On Oct 05, 2016
ucsparks:
Are girls that hard to find?, I think say na men scarce sef
Your neighborhood/Street nko? undecided
Don't let no motherfucker choose your babe oo,, go out there and get a nice girl yourself. You don't knw what the bae and the guy have agreed on before he hooked you guys up ,hmmmmm. undecided
why can't motherfucker choose babe for him. Please I beg you, I beg u, I beg u, no pour sand sand for my garri o.
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 8:23am On Oct 05, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
So you are doing shakara for Op.. chai.. Buhari...
Wenti naw how you dey sha
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 8:25am On Oct 05, 2016
would have helped op but he's far from me
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Maxmmanuel(op): 8:37am On Oct 05, 2016
I am not desperate guys. I am just anticipating LOVE (GOSH, did I just say that!?). I just wanna have someone to be with me, keep me company, and probably.... make me not feel BORING!
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:05am On Oct 05, 2016
ladypearl45:
Wenti naw how you dey sha
I am fine...
How are you too??
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 05, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I am fine...
How are you too??
me good ooo
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:29am On Oct 05, 2016
ladypearl45:
me good ooo
Nice to hear... first time I am coming across your moniker.
Guess you are having a good day
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Nobody: 11:54am On Oct 05, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
How? What I meant by that was that I dont care if it would require money to get one. I have never been in a relationship before. I am just a scientist and I think its high-time I started living a real life and my mum is also on my tail... I am the only son, need I say more?
Lol, did I hear scientist? What are your inventions
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Maxmmanuel(op): 12:05pm On Oct 05, 2016
Daniel1990:
Lol, did I hear scientist? What are your inventions
I am a computer scientist!
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by daizylove(f): 10:29pm On Oct 05, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
I haven't been in a relationship before, so kindly excuse my ignorance. Please help or advice me!
I'd be happy to help, but you should first have this in mind, if a girl can't love you for who you really are, then she ain't worth it at all.just be yourself and don't try to be someone else to please her; don't change. Thing-well except bad habits wink.secoundly you shouldn't rush into a relationship because you are pressured to do so, real love isn't a subject to time, take it slow, and if it's Gods will for you to have a soul mate, I bet she'll come along sooner or later than you might expect grin!. But better still, try being friends with as many females as possible, get to know then first to avoid hurt feelings, and PLEASE, DON'T APPEEAR DESPRATE OHHH!, don't even mention what you said here to them. You say you're a nerd, I am too cool, proud of it, if you are as smart as I hope thn a girl somewhere would like that about you, I for one would never date a dumb guy, can you imagine talking seriouse stuff and when you ask him for an opinion, he starts spilling a whole lot of crap??......like seriously huh grin lipsrsealed
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by Maxmmanuel(op): 10:38pm On Oct 05, 2016
daizylove:
I'd be happy to help, but you should first have this in mind, if a girl can't love you for who you really are, then she ain't worth it at all.just be yourself and don't try to be someone else to please her; don't change. Thing-well except bad habits wink.secoundly you shouldn't rush into a relationship because you are pressured to do so, real love isn't a subject to time, take it slow, and if it's Gods will for you to have a soul mate, I bet she'll come along sooner or later than you might expect grin!. But better still, try being friends with as many females as possible, get to know then first to avoid hurt feelings, and PLEASE, DON'T APPEEAR DESPRATE OHHH!, don't even mention what you said here to them. You say you're a nerd, I am too cool, proud of it, if you are as smart as I hope thn a girl somewhere would like that about you, I for one would never date a dumb guy, can you imagine talking seriouse stuff and when you ask him for an opinion, he starts spilling a whole lot of crap??......like seriously huh grin lipsrsealed
You are truly the person I have been looking for. Do you live in Lagos? If 'YES', where? We gotta meet-up if you are free....
Re: Please, I Need A GIRLFRIEND! by daizylove(f): 10:43pm On Oct 05, 2016
Maxmmanuel:
I have never been in a relationship before. Just didn't know what to say; just help me, I don't know how to physically approach ladies...
Wow!!, a seventeen year old that knows more about relationships than you??!! shocked, the awkward thing about this scenerio is that I've never even been in one before grin, guessing the books I read aren't in vain, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you anyway??, just curious about the grown up that's soo naive about this aspect of life-no offence though wink
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