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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by Nobody: 4:21pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hahn:no he had prisonwill **** Go and read d bible well before u all start speakin without reasonable words. Lucifer was a chief-arch angel who allowed his position get into his head and ruined everything for him |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 4:26pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Smallville10:Lolz Jehovah witness. I no get your time |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 4:41pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: the guy go take one "word", list all its similarities (30 or more similarities), then pick one that favours his argument and state it as a " fact" anyways......
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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by Ranchhoddas: 4:58pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
DoctorAlien:I hope there'll be football pitches there, as I can't imagine not playing football for all eternity. |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:00pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas: that guy is implying there would be TV in heaven |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:03pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: He is not implying that. He is implying peace and prosperity without despair. [img]http://media1./media/Wow3QqPZLmgCI/200_s.gif[/img] |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by DoctorAlien(m): 5:04pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas: LOL. You'll find things of greater interest to you in Heaven than football. |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:07pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
DoctorAlien: no more soap operas? FIFA? EA games? anyways, I can manage but would there be sex? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by DoctorAlien(m): 5:10pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
In Heaven there'll be opportunity to learn anything you want to learn. You can learn technology(you can imagine Heaven's technology), you can learn to sing music that is sweet in GOD's ear. You won't have a bad voice there. Imagine singing alongside angels. |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:10pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: 1 Like |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:11pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
DoctorAlien: would there be s3x? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:12pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
[quote author=4everGod1 post=50003004] lol, na fun question I ask o would there be s3x? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:15pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:17pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
[quote author=4everGod1 post=50003124] okay, would there be "righteous sex"? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:21pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:25pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:25pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hahn(m): 5:28pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
4everGod1: What is unrighteous about sex? Afterall, it is the primary reason you are here today after your papa bin kolobi your mama. |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:29pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:33pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hahn: 1 Like |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hopefulLandlord: 5:35pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
4everGod1: lol beer and sex with clean strippers? still the best afterlife so far I'm just tryna know if there's a better one out there who knows if I can dump FSM for another god offering better heaven but I've seen that the Christian heaven is devoid of the kinda enjoyment FSM has to offer eternity without sex in the Christian heaven?
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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hahn(m): 5:38pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
4everGod1:Is that the answer to the question? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 5:45pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hahn: Even your friend hopefullandlord would be facepalming himself on your behalf right now |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hahn(m): 5:46pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
4everGod1: Guy. Even Jesus couldn't move mountains |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by 4everGod1: 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by Nobody: 6:38pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: Simple question I asked you, you are already panicking....Don't be afraid ok? Its a simple question. 1 Like |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by raphieMontella: 6:53pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Smallville10:can fire exist without its adverse effects? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by raphieMontella: 6:59pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
DoctorAlien:did the law change? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by DoctorAlien(m): 7:00pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
raphieMontella:GOD's law did not change. |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by EyeHateGod: 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
4everGod:Me to i asked a simple Question Bro m not ready to play this game with u |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by EyeHateGod: 9:21pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord:Lol if m jealous of u it means i wanna protect! and besides why is he deraling my thread with memes? |
Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by Nobody: 9:24pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: You do not just pluck a question out of the air for no reason which was why i asked you for your reason. Don't play games. Just answer the question. Why do you want to know? |
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