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*Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....*
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*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
(1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
(2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!*
(3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped*.
(4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it*.
(5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
(6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"*
"Happy Penis Day"

How I wish it's Dicks Day all day errday... We will surely have a happy o goodie life on earth

Drop urs in honour of Mr & Mrs joystick. Lolzzzzzzzz

TrapQueen77:




How I wish it's Dicks Day all day errday... We will surely have a happy o goodie life on earth

very funny & always making urself happy, Love that. But wait o, r u really a lady?

asarebabson:
very funny & always making urself happy, Love that. But wait o, r u really a lady?

Yes I am.. U can ask smellinganus or Traphedges in case u need some receipts

TrapQueen77:
Yes I am.. U can ask smellinganus or Traphedges in case u need some receipts

u may wish to give or show me the receipt urself as they say seeing is believing. Tank

asarebabson:
very funny & always making urself happy, Love that. But wait o, r u really a lady?

I wonda oh..

TrapQueen77:
Yes i am..

i doubt.. Just my tot

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McClaneJohn:
I wonda oh..

i doubt.. Just my tot

And u think I care?

I like ur sh*t.

Ok

TrapQueen77:
And u think I care?

Haha..
You dont have to..
I'ld be suprised if u do..