guruvivicawelt:
my broda no b only u o. i no knw ma offense buh i sure no b sperming o. as i open d second one them no let me land naim dem block am. as i wan ans d guy were wan kee im self.

na d same guy make dem ban me o..lol.

fvck dem

Lechkan:
Eksu was given 1700 slots.... And from the look of things.... The backlog of spillover will be cleared first before others are given consideration....na CGPA tinx..all iz well....#SayNoToSlashing

1700?

spill over wey dey sciences alone go almost reach 1000 if not more


wey spill over students dey be like normal 400l for sciences

yhenny:
u sure say u no dey drag girl with dis pipu

I don begin to dey think so. but d girl wey we been drag is mine and mine alone..

make dem hang demsef abeg

prinzeepule:
What kind of delay have I not seen as a student from Acceptance fee n SU strikes to Numerous ASUU local n National strikes, NASU strikes to Ooni's inspired Mid semester breaks and now NYSC #OAUgrad #Timehasgone #Saynotoslashing

I almost laugh.

justifiedcoyy:
I don't like sugarcane jor.. buy me pineapple..

Theres also cane in pineapple, ild make sure i get the sour ones for you, it will do justice to your teeth real good.

monniyi:
Theres also cane in pineapple, ild make sure i get the sour ones for you, it will do justice to your teeth real good.

are u related to d DG? cos u wicked.. sour ones ke.. keep ur pineapple

Chai... just finished reading 13 pages, hand don dey pain me

Joice21:
Abeg Senator Kuchikau, this ur name sounds so familiar, I swear, u be my brother from Mbaise..Bia biko, u know any influential person wey fit unslash me from the slashed list? Biko na God I dey take beg. House don tire me

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PM me.

arcnomec:


No ooo,I can't afford to waste 14years of my life cos of nysc.......just check am out na,babes just dey intimidate us with their extra flesh for front n back....I'm tired of answering questions like,when will u go for service?,U sure say u done graduate or dem rusticate u,u get spillover or na weytin be ur problem ,okay show us ur SOR,u sure say this SOR is genuine.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhaha

justifiedcoyy:
it will cost u

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Complete am na!

Mrukk:
Hi peeps,ow far with d protest abeg make we strategise. Hav been off 4 a while due 2 flat battery

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Laughing hard

chumaster:
I hardly support anybody again in that politics section.

Na so we see the situation sha.
But one thing that is clear is that no one can change my destiny.

We will become corpers by 25/24 Nov 2016 period.

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Correct guy!

justifiedcoyy how many clones you don get so

guruvicawelt:
y u dey behave like nysc officials and pa mumu.hari na. tell us rara make i know if i dey slashed or unslashed. abi if u dey feed us wit rumour make we know too so we go dey find way out

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If u must use harsh words wen communicating, try avoid my mention. Ok?
Am not obliged to inform you.

chumaster:
where is Rebekkah o, she is needed here

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It should be a man this time.
I dnt tangle with women/ladies/girls.

kuchikau1:
... It should be a man this time. I dnt tangle with women/ladies/girls.

hmmm tel me one of them burst one of your testicle

According to my school, Federal Poly Nekede, All Distinction candidates, 50% upper,30% lower and 20%pass

kuchikau1:
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Complete am na!

I don tell her.. 50k and she pays it by cash in ma room

All this rumour wey just dey fly about sef.....
I refuse to be shaken,as for me,I believe I will make this batch B,abi God wan punish nysc ni?
To all akokites........no fear...... Start preparing for camp

arcnomec:


Chei,u done follow this yeye nysc pple dey count front and back abi.Mk I see how 25th go come before 24th.See weytin slashing dey cos

Buhari sef

Bro d tin dey pain me chai

edbor:
justifiedcoyy how many clones you don get so

I no even knw.
but cloning continues as long as yokiti keeps banning me

opening email is easier Dan ABC na.

coyjustified:
are u related to d DG? cos u wicked.. sour ones ke.. keep ur pineapple

Noooooo oooh, u must collect it, nah by force.

chumaster:
Buhari sef

monniyi:
Noooooo oooh, u must collect it, nah by force.

oya bring it to ma room ..

concerning that date ish of camp starting 24th and online printing ending 25th

it is possible na if you want to be late to camp, I mean what stops you from printing /picking up your call up letter before 23rd self

sonymax16:
All this rumour wey just dey fly about sef.....
I refuse to be shaken,as for me,I believe I will make this batch B,abi God wan punish nysc ni?
To all akokites........no fear...... Start preparing for camp

kuchikau1:
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If u must use harsh words wen communicating, try avoid my mention. Ok?
Am not obliged to inform you.

Oga Kuchikau1, don't be angry, please.

You can't entirely blame the guy; he's agitated.
The NYSC frustration is really getting into everyone right now.

Please, if you can just give us a clue into the criteria used for the selection process: Alphabet, Age, Grade, Spill-over, Indigene?

At least, with this, we'll be able to calculate our chances of making the list.

You have got nothing to lose since the names have been uploaded to NYSC portal already.

A clue, please.

A concerned Uniport PCM.

justifiedcoyy:
y u open mouth? u wan chop banana?

d cost is 50k and u pay it in ma room.. dazall

..walahi, I no do again.

Children of God.. I don land again oo.. DG said plenty things.. If una want d audio, ask ibroh22 for my number..

Joice21:
..walahi, I no do again.

okay.. no need to pay 50k.

just com to ma room.