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Fantastic2m:
It's well with u brother

teepsee:
aweeeeee, take heart bro.


But how about telling me the place let me apply, it won't be a bad idea u know

ismokeweed:
Eya. I feel the pain hombre. Me I'm not too proud to beg. I will just tear the photocopies of my bsc and msc instantly. And tell the man that please I have just ssce now.

AngelAhnie:
May God grant your heart desire....amen

adeaks:


But why tear photocopies? You for just tear the originals too to show the man how serious you are.

AndyMolarAllwel:

raphieMontella:
op....your job is on the way...

lorRhyMeZ:
yeah I actually could...but wont it b too late? They already hv a replacement. moreover its not like you wud go n drop application or cv with them, its kinda d other way round..they would request to fill vacant positions n if u hv an insider, d insider would invite you...

teepsee:
thanks man. I get

Hope you share with us ur testimony cause the next one you going for, you will surely get it

Pidggin:
You went for an interview without knowing the position on offer and the qualifications needed? Hmmm

lorRhyMeZ

teepsee:
aweeeeee, take heart bro.


But how about telling me the place let me apply, it won't be a bad idea u know

shegsky:
Na. what's your qualification.

teepsee:
SSCE for now

lorRhyMeZ:
where do I even start from?
okay so I got to know of this job opening through word of mouth from a friend. The opening is in one of nigeria's most secretive security outfits here in abuja, though on a contract basis, my connect already gave me d low down of their renumeration..and its quite juicy!

so i kitted up, arranged my credentials n left for d place having already notified my contact there...I got there n while waiting for d interview, another G came to join me...just two of us o! D;

my belle sweet me die at this point..cos I had already being informed that they needed 2 people...see level na D;

They even entertained us with better rice and big big fried fish o D:

We waited..and d time came for d interview...sweet office with chilling a.c, orals for that matter..for my mind I do hammer na, I felt it will just be for formality. Wrong!

D other guy was interviewed first, right in front of me o. His highest qualification is SSCE. jesu! I laff for my mind..belle was still sweeting me. .

Sharply he was done with n told to wait in d waiting area...my turn reach...after asking my name n shiii, oga was like what was my qualification...n I was like 'am a graduate with a masters in d...', he cut me short n was like "masters"?? I said yessir, he was no no no no no no! young man u r over qualified for this job o...we only want people with ssce or ond.

Omoh! Na so I begin sweat inside chilling a.c o! my legs begin shake, my mouth dry, my eyes watered n my ears started making wooooooo sound! this one na reality check 10.0

I think he said so many things that sounded like words of advice but I cud barely hear him, what I can still remember him saying was that I was over qualified for d job, based on my credentials n experience n that doing what they were offering wud b like a step backwards for me...in my mind I was like arrrgh oga d salary would elevate my status o, infact why worry my worry for me but I cudnt say nada becos of the Wooooooh sound from my ear n also becos he was a brig gen D; I cant afford to enter guard room Ontop dissappointment o.

sha last last I got money for tport n email to forward my cv to incase something comes up ...and assurance of help if the need arises in d near future...

so that's it o....I cant shout n insomnia is setting in, d thought of d salary is still on my mind...

shegsky:
Badt Guy. You wey be say you get M.sc UK, M.sc Cambodia. , Nim Russia, Cinsp brasil, PTA Peru and PhD Nigeria.

lorRhyMeZ:
where do I even start from?
okay so I got to know of this job opening through word of mouth from a friend. The opening is in one of nigeria's most secretive security outfits here in abuja, though on a contract basis, my connect already gave me d low down of their renumeration..and its quite juicy!

so i kitted up, arranged my credentials n left for d place having already notified my contact there...I got there n while waiting for d interview, another G came to join me...just two of us o! D;

my belle sweet me die at this point..cos I had already being informed that they needed 2 people...see level na D;

They even entertained us with better rice and big big fried fish o D:

We waited..and d time came for d interview...sweet office with chilling a.c, orals for that matter..for my mind I do hammer na, I felt it will just be for formality. Wrong!

D other guy was interviewed first, right in front of me o. His highest qualification is SSCE. jesu! I laff for my mind..belle was still sweeting me. .

Sharply he was done with n told to wait in d waiting area...my turn reach...after asking my name n shiii, oga was like what was my qualification...n I was like 'am a graduate with a masters in d...', he cut me short n was like "masters"?? I said yessir, he was no no no no no no! young man u r over qualified for this job o...we only want people with ssce or ond.

Omoh! Na so I begin sweat inside chilling a.c o! my legs begin shake, my mouth dry, my eyes watered n my ears started making wooooooo sound! this one na reality check 10.0

I think he said so many things that sounded like words of advice but I cud barely hear him, what I can still remember him saying was that I was over qualified for d job, based on my credentials n experience n that doing what they were offering wud b like a step backwards for me...in my mind I was like arrrgh oga d salary would elevate my status o, infact why worry my worry for me but I cudnt say nada becos of the Wooooooh sound from my ear n also becos he was a brig gen D; I cant afford to enter guard room Ontop dissappointment o.

sha last last I got money for tport n email to forward my cv to incase something comes up...and assurance of help if the need arises in d near future...

so that's it o....I cant shout n insomnia is setting in, d thought of d salary is still on my mind...

Franky826:
you chop rice on top fried fish?
for interview?? say what??
and I never chop rice since last two weeks on top the cost.
and that rice fit be jollof. oh am so mad at you now

AngelAhnie:
May God grant your heart desire....amen

adren:
i been finding it difficult to shiit for some time now.. this your sado-funny experience just made me shiit my intestine join..

just so you know.. this one is a stepping stone.. God has got bigger plans for you..i am sure.. you just don't give up.

you even get "small" connect.. 80% of job seekers are still stranded coz they don't have any connect, no financial and moral support and no legs to spread..


i have a friend that is willing to spread his legs just for a #50k job but the ogas-at-the-top prefer natural "leg-spreaders"- ladies (cute or not)


I thank you for all your kind words on this day, God indeed had greater things planned for me!

teepsee:
thanks man. I get

Hope you share with us ur testimony cause the next one you going for, you will surely get it

lorRhyMeZ:
Sorry my testimony is coming about 4 years late, God came through some 3 weeks after o, and my life has been a joy ride ever since. How are things with you?