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My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
So we are presently warming up for our POP (we are actually NYSC 2015 Batch 'B' Stream II) and so, eyes are all set on the States we are going to spend the remainder of this year. A friend of mine told me she got an info from a whatsapp group that there is a vacancy for Corpers serving in Osogbo- that successful candidates might end up being transfered to their headquarters in Lagos next month. Well we called the number that was given out. The man on the other end of the phone instructed us to report at 08:00Am today, with our lap top or android device for the screening. Ah, this could be a bank job coming; a perfect chance to remain in the beautiful city of Osogbo after my NYSC. BTW Lagos is where I call home. Chai, God is about turning the disappointment of not passing out with Stream I to blessing! There was nothing positive I didn't think about. Today, I was there one hour before the time set. Fast foward, screening has started. The 1st thing was that, they are the foremost multi-level marketers in Nigeria, blah blah blah (I no no where dey put GNLD, Forever, etc). Next was the shocker: they had a job for us, that has a target of registering 2,000 people's data per week. That we will use our system or android device, and that the working hours is 9am-5pm, mon-fri. I almost fainted when he said the salary was TEN THOUSAND NAIRA monthly! For graduates! Chai! Naija yaff tumble! 89 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by LMandela(m): 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
wtf? . edited: FTC again! chai NL ooo! . God Punish Those People! God Punish Those People! God Punish Those People! - 3x . Monday - Friday? 9am - 5pm? 10k? God Forbid! 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by kestolove95(m): 2:37pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
no job in nigeria bro 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Cutehector(m): 3:07pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
You ain't seeing anythn yet... anyone dat wants to venture into photocopying and printin biz in port harcourt should let me know.. so we can pull our resources together 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by olymurphy(f): 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Laugh wan kill me for Wie I de now. Naija which way 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by jnrbayano(m): 3:53pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
People will accept something less in the coming months. The country is that bad right now. I always advice whoever cares to listen to learn a skill. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by BeeBeeOoh(m): 4:46pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
This 1 na die I swear.. 17 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by lhanraya2w(m): 4:46pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Lol.. Your village people has finally gotten you! 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by bolaji3071(m): 4:47pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Op you make me remember my worst job hunting experience at Obalende. Imagine a real estate firm that wants to pay 20k salary per month...! Some employers are wicked!!! 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by izzy4shizzy(m): 4:47pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Dis kind jab, if u gree do am they will come a time wen your employers go the reason say the 10k dey more dan wetin u supose recieve. When infact e supose b the other way round 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by drstainlex: 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
kestolove95:Thatz d gospel truth. No work in naija. I had a similar experiece: After graduation i thought of getting myself busy and of course make some cash. I saw these adverts that are all over any surface called wall in Abraka that says "WORKERS NEEDED". Na so i dial one of the number. After a 3mins conversation my potential employer and I agreed to meet somewhere in Sapele. Friends to cut the long story short i discovered that the work was a modern day slavery in disguise. It was all about hawking some electrical appliances at a price that is not attractive to buyers. Na then i conclude say na JOB i need not WORK (HAWKING WORK). 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by izzy4shizzy(m): 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Okay o.. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by CplusJason: 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
It has been from one misfortune to another since the grand commander of the fulani republic assume office. 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by letsbet(m): 4:50pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Multi level scam in its highest order. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by ibroh22(m): 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
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Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by emmyid(m): 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Oga seun shey poor man no go survive for Nigeria again abi? Shey na una tell us to d browse nairaland free with airtel free basic? Ok fine! Why una kom restrict some features 4 free mode.e.g 1. With free mode U can't login 2. With free mode U can't view pics. Imagine I go see thread like 'Cossy and her boobs storm the street of London' I click but can't see d boobs. Na so I go d read comment den d imagine d boobs for my mind. Ah! Helpu Seun. It wasn't like dis wen freebasics started na. Wetin com happen seun, na recession kos am? Abeg, pity us! Remember #changebeginwithU 79 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Goodeeman: 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
This is absurd for a graduate even a bus conductor ends upto 3k a day while a graduate is being offered 10k for the entire month. 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Rilwayne001: 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
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Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by abike12(f): 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
That's insane. I hope you find something soon OP. 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by mhisbliss(f): 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
op is joking joor 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by semasir: 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
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Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by ibroh22(m): 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
space booked |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by OgidiOlu3(m): 4:53pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
I'll keep saying it. As a fresh graduate, it's better you do graduate internship for free than wasting your time and energy on gnld (that won't add any value to your CV) for 20k. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Nobody: 4:54pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
That song wey i take dae disturb since done drop but Lalasticlala and Seun no want gree help me push am go front page.. Here's a link to the Song's official thread https://www.nairaland.com/3401106/first-studio-track-dropped-donwload 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by olaolulazio(m): 4:55pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Sorry bro, this happens in the zoo republic... don't worry, we have great plans as touching job offer when we gain independence from the zoo republic.. Keep praying for the release of Kanu.. |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by menix(m): 4:59pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
hshshshs.. i am laughing in chad right now... U never Chichonchin... For this Nigeria wey bank broke pass me, u re now expecting bank work as a "Copper"... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Omotayor123(f): 4:59pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
And the Worst part is, They will tell you they want to Empower you And Make you into Bill Gate OP sorry, Good job will find you soonest. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by DLondonboiy: 5:04pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
fighal: Add snake for your title..it works like magic "A nairalander kills a snake while singing, here is the song"...lala go just rush carry enter front page...no dulling 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Coolboi05(m): 5:05pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Them for talk say na you go pay them 10k on top the 2,000 people....yeye ppl Naija which way na 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Jacko1(m): 5:06pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Why are they always lookin for graduates What is their infatuation with graduates Dem no see ssce and nce graduates wey go happily form mugu Any graduate dat stoop so low to do such needs to have his certificate taken and torn 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Job Searching Ordeal Today by Nobody: 5:10pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
DLondonboiy:lol.... 1 Like |
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