Another senseless post. Let's leave Nigeria go to Britain and do some historical research, you'll know what the paranormal is.

the kind of comments i don read here today, dey burst belle... So Nigeria should be exporting Juju, Abiiii? Hahahahaha.. Liar Mohammed can handle it..Since Masquerade Can Generate Income For Nigeria, Juju exportation na Sure Business.....Lolzzz



Lolzz, Maybe una don forget sey Bomb No Sabi Person Wey Carry Odieshi....!!!!!

zzzzy:
Another senseless post. Let's leave Nigeria go to Britain and do some historical research, you'll know what the paranormal is.

Yes, the paranormal brought about the industrial revolution, starting with the steam engine.
Hope you are not mistaking Harry Potter for your british history

Exciton:
The funny thing is that the superstitious would also have a laugh but leave undiminished in their conviction that chopped body parts can be transformed into money.

That exactly is the irony. Many people laughing it out here will leave her with their conviction that a person can dissappear or fly at night under certain circumstances intact. The cognitive dissonance is kind of too much for them.

Nairaland movie is coming out soon and the title is :3rd world war. Ftr: Odumegwu ojukwu, Sani Abacha, Fela Anikulapo kuti, Aguyi Ironsi.
Introducing : Gen obj, Gen Sai Baba and many more. Now showing @ Aso villa cinema near you.
Producer:lalasticlala
Director: lady F
Grab your tickets in your dream
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HardMirror:

Yes, the paranormal brought about the industrial revolution, starting with the steam engine.
Hope you are not mistaking Harry Potter for your british history

Lol. You go kill hardbody with logic.

HardMirror:

Yes, the paranormal brought about the industrial revolution, starting with the steam engine.
Hope you are not mistaking Harry Potter for your british history

Hehehe. You have talent oga.

Please also inform him that the latest installment of British history is out.

MrPRevailer:


Have you not heard of human ritualist, native doctors. And accounts on how many became rich through them?

They are stories

Bollinger:


Lol. You go kill hardbody with logic.

You must be obsessed with this name....how is hardbody connected to this? Are you high on cheap drug? I thought I saw hard mirror. Everything now reads hardbody in your head.....not brain, i am not sure you have a functional one....yes, brain.

Haha good one bud.

HardMirror:
Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia?

Today 27th October, 2016 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide.

General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows.

1. African Bullet Proof

2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and appear at another location)

3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water.

4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible

5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies.

6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire.

7. Spiritual slaps. They see the applications of this in embarrassing other presidents in public.

8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa. No need for security alarms anymore.

9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. this has been tested on Donald Trump and russia are very pleased with the results

General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria.

Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy.

Russian Researchers are presently in Ogun state and Anambra state to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military.

Reacting to this development, America's Secretary General said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments.

Blah blah blah....

If all those stories you hear about African Power were true, this is the type of news that would be making our headlines

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE AFRICA.

Pls if you are so sure all those powers are real. Do yourself and your generations to come some good. Go and get those powers, they are worth a lot of money in the hands of world powers. I am sure vladmir Putin is willing to pay billions to be able to disappear and appear inside the pentagon's top secret archives. Why use these powers for disappearing from accidents only?

hardbody:


You must be obsessed with this name....how is hardbody connected to this? Are you high on cheap drug? I thought I saw hard mirror. Everything now reads hardbody in your head.....not brain, i am not sure you have a functional one....yes, brain.

Sorry jare. I am obsessed with useless people. They are always a mystery to me. My apologies.

At the mention of the name Jesus every knee must bow. Let the transaction be frustrated in the name of Jesus.

HardMirror:

Yes it is 5trillion but they are paying mobilization fee of $500billion first.
Nigeria is getting there.
Thank the gods at last recession will be a thing of the past. Our ancestors be praised

very rubbish story.

HardMirror:

Check number 9, I just added it, almost forgot that one

are you a normal mad man?

MrPRevailer:


The African politicians use such powers but only for personal interest or purposes. DareDevil Former Military Pres Aguyi Ironsi severally disappeared when ambushed in a coup until fate caught up with him.
Leaders of Developed nations are aware such powers thrive in Africa but cannot state that publicly as it will checkout several years of carefully orchestrated Evolution Theory propaganda, which has become the basis of knowledge in conventional educative learning.

just look at this one. Another yes man. Why not use all the powers to handle the avengers in the ND?

MrPRevailer:


Have you not heard of human ritualist, native doctors. And accounts on how many became rich through them?

just mention the rich men in your quarter from this rubbish post

HardMirror:

You are 100% right. When I first learned about these powers, I did not believe they were real. So I tried the disappearing charm.
I used it to disappear and appear inside white house yesterday night. U need to see how obama was banging his wife. I just hide in one corner of their room and was watching. All of a sudden obama noticed me and called security.
I ran out of the room. I was running and they were shooting me, but the bullets did not penetrate cos I also have ayeta (odechi). Then I disappeared back to my room nigeria.

They cannot report it in the news because it will expose the truth about how powerful african jazz is compared to their useless technologies.

Chai!
This your type of madness no dey for W.H.O rader oooo.

Okija shrine which has been deserted for a long time is one of the places approved by the govt. for Russian military to be spiritually fortified.

kayo80:


I don't have a problem with the OP...I have a problem with the mods and the owner of Nairaland who pushed this to Front Page. It is like buying Punch Newspaper with this heading on it, and then discovering it was all a joke. Which serious advertisers would want to do business with an entity like this?

Seun misfired on this one. They should have made it clear that's it's a sarcastic post.

samsard:
Seun misfired on this one. They should have made it clear that's it's a sarcastic post.

Exactly.

In as much as they will never reveal some of their military technology to us, we should be wise and carefull enough not to reveal all the military magical power to them ooooh.

samsard:
Seun misfired on this one. They should have made it clear that's it's a sarcastic post.

The sarcasm is obvious.

Nigeria can't produce dane gun not to talk of having an entire military tech industry worth investing $500 billion in.

kayo80:
With posts like this, you understand why even though this website gets more views than Linda's blog, it doesn't make a tenth of what Linda makes on her blog.

Atleast, she's making it to her pocket alone and how in whatever does the site benefit you?

Here, it doesn't just benefit seun, it benefit the members for we all are allowed to open threads and air our views.

Nairaland is far better than Linda's blog.

If it true first of all use this supposed magical powers to defeat boko boys and after that, niger delta avengers.

HardMirror:

Yes, the paranormal brought about the industrial revolution, starting with the steam engine.
Hope you are not mistaking Harry Potter for your british history

please don't try to play smart, you don't expect me to start posting links for you and start telling you stories of exorcism . Btw how did the paranormal bring about the industrial revolution.

Drinkwater06:


Atleast, she's making it to her pocket alone and how in whatever does the site benefit you?

Here, it doesn't just benefit seun, it benefit the members for we all are allowed to open threads and air out views.

Nairaland is far better than Linda's blog.

who told you it doesn't benefit Seun, what are the use of the ads?. And it's a forum not a blog, that's why we air out our views

GIDEONUDEH:
The government of this country should remember that Nigeria belongs to GOD almighty and should not sell her to Satan at its agents .As for me and my family, we will serve the Almighty GOD-the GOD of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.We will not be part of this.

It's people like you that made me give up on this country. Are you retarde.d?

kayo80:
With posts like this, you understand why even though this website gets more views than Linda's blog, it doesn't make a tenth of what Linda makes on her blog.

And how do you know this? Did Seun tell you this? So, you must post pictures on Instagram to prove you're rich?

barikay:
At the mention of the name Jesus every knee must bow. Let the transaction be frustrated in the name of Jesus.

Oga if you don't have anything to say, keep quiet

Like in the Yoruba film titled "Ota Mokanla" (Eleven Bullets) by Ayo Adesanya.

If such a film could be real ehn? That means Nigeria be the real super power.

Lol....