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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by yorhmienerd(m): 11:28am On Nov 19, 2016
MozB:
see o! Mabel taught funmi how to masturbate. She should have sticked to it. Which part of exploring sef? Taking her to the club?... Exploring the world doesnt include stealing one's husband and trying to turn one's kid against her mother. That is pure selfishness.
[color=#9900ff]The you know why heavy smokers finds it hard to stop smoking?, It starts with a drag, then escalate to a stick, then two, then a pack, till it become part and parcle of them. Mabel introduced her to the world of pleasuring herself, introduced her to sultry dressing, alchohol and it vices and she expects it to stop with that, Funmi is a good student who like to research more on what her teacher{Mabel} taught her, this is a case of YAM PEPPER SCATTER SCATTER [/color]
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 19, 2016
yorhmienerd:
[color=#9900ff]The you know why heavy smokers finds it hard to stop smoking?, It starts with a drag, then escalate to a stick, then two, then a pack, till it become part and parcle of them. Mabel introduced her to the world of pleasuring herself, introduced her to sultry dressing, alchohol and it vices and she expects it to stop with that, Funmi is a good student who like to research more on what her teacher{Mabel} taught her, this is a case of YAM PEPPER SCATTER SCATTER [/color]
Bless you, brother.

That's what everyone isn't understanding.. . Mabel introduced funmi to a kind of life she's never lived before, what do you expect? She has always lived a holier than thou life so it's mostly mabel and tade's fault, truth be told.

Then, she's obviously infatuated with Tade because she liked him even before he disflowered her. .. I think funmi has some kinda mental obsession sickness that wasn't triggered until she went to ghana.
And now, she's a dog on the loose.

To be honest, I can't find words to describe bibijay's writing prowess, She's just too good.
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by MozB: 12:29pm On Nov 19, 2016
yorhmienerd:
[color=#9900ff]The you know why heavy smokers finds it hard to stop smoking?, It starts with a drag, then escalate to a stick, then two, then a pack, till it become part and parcle of them. Mabel introduced her to the world of pleasuring herself, introduced her to sultry dressing, alchohol and it vices and she expects it to stop with that, Funmi is a good student who like to research more on what her teacher{Mabel} taught her, this is a case of YAM PEPPER SCATTER SCATTER [/color]
baba... This is not an excuse. Ok i agree she is a good student. She wanted to taste more. What about trying to turn mabel's daughter against mabel?
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Emzy90(m): 12:58pm On Nov 19, 2016
MozB:
baba... This is not an excuse. Ok i agree she is a good student. She wanted to taste more. What about trying to turn mabel's daughter against mabel?
she loved serwa n Mabel wasn't giving her d needed attention!!
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by yorhmienerd(m): 1:12pm On Nov 19, 2016
MozB:
baba... This is not an excuse. Ok i agree she is a good student. She wanted to taste more. What about trying to turn mabel's daughter against mabel?
[color=#9900ff]When solving problems, try to solve from the root. If Mabel had not taught her all this, i.e she remain in her celibate state do you think all this would happen? [/color]
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by waliyarh01(f): 1:23pm On Nov 19, 2016
Just joined Nairaland, my first comment on Nairaland, Team DuChe all the way. Aunty Bibi nice job, una weldone!!!
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Creeza(m): 1:31pm On Nov 19, 2016
yorhmienerd:
[color=#9900ff]The you know why heavy smokers finds it hard to stop smoking?, It starts with a drag, then escalate to a stick, then two, then a pack, till it become part and parcle of them. Mabel introduced her to the world of pleasuring herself, introduced her to sultry dressing, alchohol and it vices and she expects it to stop with that, Funmi is a good student who like to research more on what her teacher{Mabel} taught her, this is a case of YAM PEPPER SCATTER SCATTER [/color]
Hahah Teach me how to fish, dont give fish bones. BRO oil dae yah head jare!
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Casmir14(f): 1:47pm On Nov 19, 2016
Nice one Bibijay. Your story is mind blowing
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by olatex25(m): 1:54pm On Nov 19, 2016
No update yet... Bibi were are u naw..
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by dominique(mod): 1:58pm On Nov 19, 2016
MozB:
For a second wait o.... I jst come remember now now o.
So uche had an accident and the first person uche's mum called is Dupe... U dont mean it... Lol
She must have called Cece first, but opportunists like her will never rise to the occasion. A blind/dead fiance is of no use to her. Bibijay come and update us on Uche's health o
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missuniverse(f): 2:39pm On Nov 19, 2016
adebriana:
Mabel might have pioneered Funmi's change but her current situation is of her own doing. Masturbation and sex are very different and sex with a married man is way too much, Mabel wouldn't cheat on her husband or have an affair with someone who's married, so stop blaming her. Funmi decided to have sex on her own, same way she decided to steal Mabel's family and turn her daughter against her, that's because she's selfish. Tade never led her on, he was depressed and drunk and he took responsibility for his mistake, he didn't make her believe he loved her, he told her it was a one night stand. And it definitely wasn't rape, 2 adults had sex and she thinks that's enough for him to leave his family, very delusional. Tade and Mabel aren't innocent but d bulk of the blame is Funmi's. Will you ppl still blame Mabel for d change in Funmi's dressing, she even went to her parent's house like that and expected them to believe she's innocent.
tnk u Jare
Funmi wants to b Mabel...PERIOD

All those blaming Tade, nid I remind u dat in one of Funmi's masturbation session, her metaphorical partner was Tade...
nid I remind u dat wen she told Tade she loved him, Tade made it clear dat he was in love with his wife
Tade didn't take advantage of Funmi, I think d reverse was d case

y tell a little girl dat her Mother wants to kill her..
Mabel did nth wrong in saving her home...
On a second tot,making t luk like Funmi poisoned her is actually a grt help to Funmi...cos I'm pretty sure Funmi ld ve done worse dan dat, which ll consequently destroy her completely...

if she could return to Ghana with the sole aim of killing Mabel and getting rid of her baby's daddy, then Funmi is worse dan d devil...

there's a difference btw being a Christian and being born into a Christian home...
Funmi was neva born again, she was compelled to act like one because of her family's image...


And Mabel, she has a gud heart
one who can forgive like her lives in Grace. ..
and wen u battle with sme1 with Grace, u get disgraced; following, on a long run funmi will fail
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missuniverse(f): 2:55pm On Nov 19, 2016
yorhmienerd:
[color=#9900ff]When solving problems, try to solve from the root. If Mabel had not taught her all this, i.e she remain in her celibate state do you think all this would happen? [/color]
whether Mabel tot her or not;wat ll b, will b

2 things make a man
1.potentiality(inherent ability)
2.actuality(existing ability)

Funmi is a potential .......

yes, Mabel introduced her...
buh wat does it mean to INTRODUCE,,, INTRODUCTION literary means MAKING KNOWN

common sense should ve made her differentiate ryt knowledge frm wrong knowledge
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by adebriana(f): 4:15pm On Nov 19, 2016
missuniverse:
tnk u Jare
Funmi wants to b Mabel...PERIOD

All those blaming Tade, nid I remind u dat in one of Funmi's masturbation session, her metaphorical partner was Tade...
nid I remind u dat wen she told Tade she loved him, Tade made it clear dat he was in love with his wife
Tade didn't take advantage of Funmi, I think d reverse was d case

y tell a little girl dat her Mother wants to kill her..
Mabel did nth wrong in saving her home...
On a second tot,making t luk like Funmi poisoned her is actually a grt help to Funmi...cos I'm pretty sure Funmi ld ve done worse dan dat, which ll consequently destroy her completely...

if she could return to Ghana with the sole aim of killing Mabel and getting rid of her baby's daddy, then Funmi is worse dan d devil...

there's a difference btw being a Christian and being born into a Christian home...
Funmi was neva born again, she was compelled to act like one because of her family's image...


And Mabel, she has a gud heart
one who can forgive like her lives in Grace. ..
and wen u battle with sme1 with Grace, u get disgraced; following, on a long run funmi will fail
Thank you dear... you nailed it. She took advantage of his depressed state. she's just an evil hypocrite. Even though she loves d child, that's not enough to turn her against her own mom. She's not just a home wrecker but a potential murderer.
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Emzy90(m): 4:31pm On Nov 19, 2016
missuniverse:
tnk u Jare
Funmi wants to b Mabel...PERIOD

All those blaming Tade, nid I remind u dat in one of Funmi's masturbation session, her metaphorical partner was Tade...
nid I remind u dat wen she told Tade she loved him, Tade made it clear dat he was in love with his wife
Tade didn't take advantage of Funmi, I think d reverse was d case

y tell a little girl dat her Mother wants to kill her..
Mabel did nth wrong in saving her home...
On a second tot,making t luk like Funmi poisoned her is actually a grt help to Funmi...cos I'm pretty sure Funmi ld ve done worse dan dat, which ll consequently destroy her completely...

if she could return to Ghana with the sole aim of killing Mabel and getting rid of her baby's daddy, then Funmi is worse dan d devil...

there's a difference btw being a Christian and being born into a Christian home...
*Funmi was neva born again, she was compelled to act like one because of her family's image*...


And Mabel, she has a gud heart
one who can forgive like her lives in Grace. ..
and wen u battle with sme1 with Grace, u get disgraced; following, on a long run funmi will fail
compelled to act as one...really!!! so dupe was not born to a Christian family or what.....Mabel a good heart?? let's just sit and watch as d drama unfolds..
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by adebriana(f): 4:48pm On Nov 19, 2016
Emzy90:
compelled to act as one...really!!! so dupe was not born to a Christian family or what.....Mabel a good heart?? let's just sit and watch as d drama unfolds..
Yes na, Mabel has a good heart, she trusted Funmi completely. She even forgave Funmi even tho her apology wasn't sincere. She gave Funmi enough money when she was going back and d reason she gave Funmi d job in d first place was just to help her, even tho her husband didn't trust Funmi.
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Creeza(m): 5:33pm On Nov 19, 2016
grin Bibi come and update o. PLease! The magnitude of these arguments is brimming red and hot coal.
Wont be long before firstblood is drawn, I saw a vision o. PLEASE!!
***
#team Funmi, team SlyAnnie, DupUche, team Mabel. Everyone has a team grin
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 19, 2016
the devil is alive and its roaming this story in funmi's skin. angry

sly... I dunno what to saycry I feel bad for him
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 7:05pm On Nov 19, 2016
Creeza:
grin Bibi come and update o. PLease! The magnitude of these arguments is brimming red and hot coal.
Wont be long before firstblood is drawn, I saw a vision o. PLEASE!!
***
#team Funmi, team SlyAnnie, DupUche, team Mabel. Everyone has a team grin
lol. I'm not even following the arguments.
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Creeza(m): 7:12pm On Nov 19, 2016
khalifahsparkles:
lol. I'm not even following the arguments.
my dear you have to o. Just find one team and join, teamSerwa or even teamCeci. Lol
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Roseygold(f): 7:25pm On Nov 19, 2016
Bibi123 am still waiting for update. Receive a 50gigabit by fire......
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Teespice(f): 7:29pm On Nov 19, 2016
of all the characters, it is funmi I despise the most.
ride on bibi. as always, this piece is very good.
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by dominique(mod): 7:40pm On Nov 19, 2016
Bibijay123 where are you naa embarassed cry
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 19, 2016
Creeza:
my dear you have to o. Just find one team and join, teamSerwa or even teamCeci. Lol
Ahahaha
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by harriet412(f): 10:17pm On Nov 19, 2016
Smh. Biko, comman update before they start analysing
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by tunjilomo(m): 10:19pm On Nov 19, 2016
Pls aunty bibi ur updation to fill our well of storyreading is needed,love you,God bless you.
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by MozB: 12:34am On Nov 20, 2016
Creeza:
my dear you have to o. Just find one team and join, teamSerwa or even teamCeci. Lol
lol
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by bibijay123(op): 9:39am On Nov 20, 2016
dominique:
Bibijay123 where are you naa embarassed cry
good morning sis, happy sunday. I don't have lite o, that's why I didn't update.
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Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by dominique(mod): 10:34am On Nov 20, 2016
bibijay123:
good morning sis, happy sunday. I don't have lite o, that's why I didn't update.
Aww, Pele. Those Phcn peeps should take their time o.
Happy Sunday sis, hope we'll get updates today
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Twinkle004(f): 10:55am On Nov 20, 2016
I don't really blame Marbel [center]I don't really blame Marbel [/center]I don't really blame Marbel
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by Twinkle004(f): 10:59am On Nov 20, 2016
I don't really blame Mabel cos she just want 2 protect her home but Tade & Funmi are meant 2 be blame.Also 4 Funmi what she has 4 Tade is not love but obsession, cos she is already claiming her home even b4 Tade slept with her
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by johnwizey: 11:01am On Nov 20, 2016
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Funmi go show dem Mabel and Tade shege
Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by veekid(m): 11:07am On Nov 20, 2016
Has anyone seen her today; can't reach her for a while what's wrong bae?
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