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| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 2:22pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:Parrot. How typical. Can you do more than just regurgitate. My words aren't your holy scriptures, you know. Anyway, regardless of whatever his point was, I didn't see you address any thing he said, all you did was threaten with sarcasm. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 2:37pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:I can see u dont even get his sarcasm and subsequently thinking its me that was being sarcastic. Ur surely deficient on reading, Moreover, he raised no issue that should be addressed. Its ur anti religious euphoria, thats feeding u with that. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 4:04pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor: Elchappo:Reading his post the points that I get is that some people, on dying, move through a tunnel, other people are carried in a whirlwind, others are carried to a gate Therefore there is a variety of reports on what happens after death. That variety ought to tell you that there is more going on that the simplistic mythologies that shroud your thinking. If you cannot address the variety of afterdeath experiences in any meaningful way so as to add to the value of this thread I still believe that it is better for you to just shut up. However, when you respond to him and you start your response with 'don't worry', when it is obvious that you think that he should be worried then that is Sarcasm. Unless you don't even know the meaning of the word sarcasm. Elchappo: |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 4:13pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:I can see how u clearly avoided his last sentence . Nice one. Ride on. Quoting out of context, is certainly not hard for those who stand on points like yours. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:22pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:Only Elchappo himself can tell us if he is being sarcastic there. It might just be adding humour to his point. That is definitely how I read it. I did not see any sarcasm there at all. However he did make pertinent points before that line, pertinent points which you deftly side stepped. Your response was just sarcasm and pointless hot air. Maybe your mind is so full of sarcasm that you are starting to see it everywhere even when it isn't there. Be careful that when you die your afterlife would not be one big sarcastic joke on you. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:26pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:I suspect you might not know the meaning of sarcasm: sarcasm ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/ noun noun: sarcasm; plural noun: sarcasms the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice" synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More trenchancy, mordancy, acerbity; rarecausticity, mordacity "his voice was heavy with sarcasm" There is an aspect of contempt in sarcasm. It is not every joke or funny statement that is sarcastic. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:29pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:Thank u for the unsolicited tutorial. The fact u omitted the last sentence in ur lecture, is enough evidence for me to diagnose u. Thanks. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:32pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:How did I omit the last sentence. You're making things up now. O ma se. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:33pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:"Only him can tell" yeah right.I thought u were elaborating his point some minutes ago. Mschewww. Meanwhile, Your sarcasm detector only works when it got to me. Am i surprised? Certainly not. Only those who dont know the attitude of atheists on NL would be... |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:34pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:You do realise that the last sentence, though quite funny, is just yet another variety of after death experience. Albeit it one probably invented by the imagination of Elchappo. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:37pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:So were you being sarcastic or not? And was your response made up of only your nasty sarcastic attitude or did you actually make any counter points? The answer is: You made no points to counter him but just resorted to sarcasm. Let us even give you the benefit of the doubt and say that the guy was sarcastic. At least he made clear and valid points before dropping his last line. Points that you were too pathetic to even address. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by CHARLOE(m): 5:40pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
FreshGreen:Abeg carry ur lie-lie story go Sunday school! |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:42pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:U want to give the benefit of doubt and assume he was sarcastic, yet u want me to counter his "points". Yeah right, again. Guy, just shift. Ur wobbling is becoming poignant. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:43pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:"funny" "inevented" indeed. Enough of the stories abeg. A goof is best buried by silence. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:46pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:If you can't counter then you need to find somewhere to just sit down and let those that want to discuss discuss. Quit jumping on threads with your contentious attitudes to life. You have no peace, mister man. And you want to spread your lack of peace to everybody. If you have nothing to contribute you don't have to jump on a thread and sow contention. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:47pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:Okay, you don't think it is invented. You really believe that some people die and staff bus comes to pick them up. I doff my hat for you. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:48pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:"Sow contention"...... Yeah right. Coming from the selective sarcasm detector. U r only talking more to hide your goof above. Sorry, its not working! |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:50pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:Ok, i can see the sentence u once ignored is now your beacon of attraction, Ride on. Play the dumb. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:52pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:You are the one that wants to make a song and dance out of the last sentence. It is now burning you. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 5:54pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:Nothing to do with Sarcasm detector mister man. You entered this thread with nothing of value just nastiness and sarcastic bitching, and then when exposed instead of you to just crawl away you are dragging it. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:55pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:Clearly, its the self acclaimed english teacher who is bringing up lenghty explanations to cover his burnt ass here. Nothing else! |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 5:57pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:After u have finished lifting wikipedia to define ur sarcasm, Yeah right again. ![]() |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by PastorAIO: 6:00pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
felixomor:It is not too late. You still have a chance to present a valid perspective on the issues being discussed, the variety of after death experiences. Otherwise you will remain a satan. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by felixomor: 6:02pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
PastorAIO:Thats a new one. Satan detector! |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by Nobody: 6:10pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
Another con, abi? Okay. Keep them coming. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by thehomer: 6:12pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
honourhim:What if the person is lying? |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by QuietHammer(m): 6:14pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
DeLioncourt:So what they say about black men and chicken is really true ![]() |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by jonbellion(m): 7:25pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
honourhim:what kind of daft analogy is this At least on earth any external object comes in through the atmosphere As for hell Some say it's a pit, or a gate, or a road the make up thier minds In reality you would never by a house you have never seen or inspected but you are buying into an afterlife you have never seen with golden streets and pearly gates This should be the definition of wistful thinking And btw the bible even says when you die you are in Sheol until judgement. At least at christs supposed second coming the dead would rise first so its obvious nobody has been anywhere Lol scared of hell You wish Comedy gold You don't have to put everyone in your predicament you know By the way if the place is even real by christian standards about 99.9% of the human race would end up there. All those scientists would have made it air conditioned Plus it'll be so fun the 0.1% of humanity that made the heaven would be looking so longingly at the fun were having before t Lord jeebus slaps you into place to continue licking his ass for all eternity ![]() Don't swallow Lol my "fears"
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| Re: What I Saw When I Died by skeendyke: 7:44pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
Op, they have been warned. It is EXACTLY like the days of Noah when he preached to the folks of his day about the impending destruction of the world but they ignorantly laughed at the "myth" of a "non-existent" God that would rain destruction on a world that didn't look like it would be destroyed anytime soon. I bet they called him a dreamer, a religious fanatic and the sorts. Anyway, the destruction came and they had none but themselves to blame. Like they say, history always repeats itself. Even the Bible knew how stiff-necked and unbelieving men would be despite the abundance of witnesses to the truth of the everlasting Word of God that is why the Lord said "He who has ears let him hear." HE WHO HAS EARS LET HIM HEAR |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by Nobody: 9:31pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
2 Peter 2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption; Men in their pride and arrogance detest any knowledge and wisdom that does not come from their corrupt human nature. Op has said the bitter truth but foolish and corrupt people would mock because it doesnt fit in to their foolishness but this would not save them from hell many people are heading straight to hell because the god of this world who is their god has blinded them. 2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 3:4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 3:5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 3:6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: This is the fate of your beloved world or scoffer all your yes of labour in sin, your wickedness and heart hardedness, you so called knowledge, wisdom, beauty,acheivement,attaiment, greatness,luxry and pride will be burnt up. There was no big bang when God created the earth but the heavens and the earth will be distroyed,physical laws will be broken like rubbish, the very fabric of this physical world with all the works therein will be totally destroyed. There is not going to be any law of conservation for everything shall be wipe off like nothing. 3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. 3:11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, 3:12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat? Hell is real! Come to Jesus to help you now. hell is really hot, there is no water or air in hell only fire instead of light darkness. The horrors in hell are totally real and terrible. The rich man died and found himself in hell. You cant get use to hell never hell is filled with demons who are more powerful than you and more importantly they hate you with perfect hatred. Surrounded by supernatural beings who will control you like paper you will be inferior a lost course. Worst still you will not spend a billion years or a trillion years buy eternity! Are you prepared for that, can you face eternity in hell in an unwanted place. You would curse God, curse your parent for giving birth to you curse yourself and curse existence itself but it cannot change your fate. To avoid this come to Jesus now because there might not be tomorrow. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by Nobody: 10:11pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
solite3:We all know hell is real. Yea. But have Yu read what the op wrote? Trash. And I mean absolute trash. |
| Re: What I Saw When I Died by CHARLOE(m): 6:03pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Masikay:Hell is real? Are u saying God's anger endures forever? |
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