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Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by Nobody: 6:56am On Nov 25, 2016

If you have slept with over 8 people, you have no right to call ya reproductive organ a private part, it now belongs to the Government under the Ministry of Tourism, Department of Explicit Entertainment and Pleasure.. ..
And if it happens to be more than 10 people, it now belongs to the "UNITED NATIONS under the department of Humanitarian Council Donor Aid. And if its more than 15 people , then it's now a Universal charger. ....
You won't believe how many Men some of our ladies have slept with in their short lifetime, that's why they manufactured this line "Some secret are better of stayed secret for peace to rain" Coz they know if you know the number of machines that have borehole in that one spot ehn you might loose ya sanity.. .
Some Ladies & Deep dark secrets are like conjoin twins.. . inseparable!

Re: Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by Ayodeleseyi65(m): 7:13am On Nov 25, 2016

Are Serious Right Now cheesy

Re: Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by Nobody: 7:19am On Nov 25, 2016

slimany:
If you have slept with over 8 people, you have no right to call ya reproductive organ a private part, it now belongs to the Government under the Ministry of Tourism, Department of Explicit Entertainment and Pleasure.. ..
And if it happens to be more than 10 people, it now belongs to the "UNITED NATIONS under the department of Humanitarian Council Donor Aid. And if its more than 15 people , then it's now a Universal charger. ....
You won't believe how many Men some of our ladies have slept with in their short lifetime, that's why they manufactured this line "Some secret are better of stayed secret for peace to rain" Coz they know if you know the number of machines that have borehole in that one spot ehn you might loose ya sanity.. .
Some Ladies & Deep dark secrets are like conjoin twins.. . inseparable!

funny

Re: Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by QueenSuccubus(f): 7:28am On Nov 25, 2016

UNITED NATIONS eeehn.. tongue

Only if she/he banging foreigners sha but if it's only locals being drilling her or he's drilling, maybe u can call it United Villagers... wink

Re: Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by crazymommy(f): 7:31am On Nov 25, 2016

slimany:
If you have slept with over 8 people, you have no right to call ya reproductive organ a private part, it now belongs to the Government under the Ministry of Tourism, Department of Explicit Entertainment and Pleasure.. ..
And if it happens to be more than 10 people, it now belongs to the "UNITED NATIONS under the department of Humanitarian Council Donor Aid. And if its more than 15 people , then it's now a Universal charger. ....
You won't believe how many Men some of our ladies have slept with in their short lifetime, that's why they manufactured this line "Some secret are better of stayed secret for peace to rain" Coz they know if you know the number of machines that have borehole in that one spot ehn you might loose ya sanity.. .
Some Ladies & Deep dark secrets are like conjoin twins.. . inseparable!

You were making sense until you got to the last bolded statement.....is it only ladies that are guilty??what about men that slept with several women??

Re: Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by falconey(m): 7:37am On Nov 25, 2016

crazymommy:
You were making sense until you got to the last bolded statement.....is it only ladies that are guilty??what about men that slept with several women??

no comparison our sexual organs differs, hormones, urges and attractions.

Re: Dear Ladies And Gentlemen by ObioratheBully: 7:38am On Nov 25, 2016

crazymommy:
You were making sense until you got to the last bolded statement.....is it only ladies that are guilty??what about men that slept with several women??

Why so feisty?

Body count a 2 figure value??