1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/

This is unrealistic

lol

lol...and also using your Boss money to pay for MMM

Alright

not delivering or meeting targets

I only have one question.................HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE!!!!!?

I here u

Is this supposed to be a joke?

It's a joke joor..... Not FP worthy

Biting a chunk from the only piece of chicken in your oga's lunch and carefully placing the meal back in the fridge then denying even when the bits are stuck in your teeth and the CCTV says you did it.

Firstly I wonder how this trash made FP
Secondly, u could have added "killing your Oga"

Garbage

Rubbish post, how did this could its way to the front page? Must be via rubbish administrator. Why do you guys want yo turn nairaland to a shit house?

Rubbish

watching Indecency with the office computer and data

kniru:
lol...and also using your Boss money to pay for MMM

LOL. I'll simply share the interests with him and say I was investing on his behalf.

rubbish thread

No 3 don't ever think of it o
Less trying it

LMAO

and these shit made fp where my good thread with 2 pages never made it since I created them chaiiii

This thread is as useless as the 'P' in psychology

Why should a trash like this make front page? Some people might ban me now, but I go speak my own.

This has never worked in a multinational before. This one is suffering from one man business syndrome.

o.p is high on weed this hot afternoon or abi na recession cause am?

maltina:
I only have one question.................HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE!!!!!?

[color=#006600][/color] bro as you confuse na so me sef confuse ooo...this should be in the joke section

Funkybabee:
and these shit made fp where my good thread with 2 pages never made it since I created them chaiiii

Tough luck

Warisdiz?

Fûcking your oga side chick and claiming is the work of the devil.