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Masikay:
I swr.. Some guys ehn... They'll first start with

"Sup"
"Hey... Hows life treating my baby...?"
"Kul n u"

Confusion. At this point you'll be wondering whether or not he read ur text correctly.

"Well... I'm doin okay.. Just got back from school.. So stressed."

"Sori m lv"

Perplexity. It'll take Yu some seconds to realise that he meant 'sorry my love'

"Yea.. Issorite.. So. Yu do anything interesting today?"

"No n u"

At this point Yu just give up and prolly go talk to someone else. Then he'll start callin ND disturbing ur chat with pple that actually know how to chat. Of course. Yu ignore him.

"M cal no pic y"

At this point Yu begin to wonder how such a borin illiterate got to ur contact list. Then he calls again. Because you're a good person, you pick the call

"Howfar"

"Fine"

"Have you eaten"

Mehn... Borin guys no be for here o

Masikay:
I swr.. Some guys ehn... They'll first start with

"Sup"
"Hey... Hows life treating my baby...?"
"Kul n u"

Confusion. At this point you'll be wondering whether or not he read ur text correctly.

"Well... I'm doin okay.. Just got back from school.. So stressed."

"Sori m lv"

Perplexity. It'll take Yu some seconds to realise that he meant 'sorry my love'

"Yea.. Issorite.. So. Yu do anything interesting today?"

"No n u"

At this point Yu just give up and prolly go talk to someone else. Then he'll start callin ND disturbing ur chat with pple that actually know how to chat. Of course. Yu ignore him.

"M cal no pic y"

At this point Yu begin to wonder how such a borin illiterate got to ur contact list. Then he calls again. Because you're a good person, you pick the call

"Howfar"

"Fine"

"Have you eaten"

Mehn... o

Masikay:
I swr.. Some guys ehn... They'll first start with

"Sup"
"Hey... Hows life treating my baby...?"
"Kul n u"

Confusion. At this point you'll be wondering whether or not he read ur text correctly.

"Well... I'm doin okay.. Just got back from school.. So stressed."

"Sori m lv"

Perplexity. It'll take Yu some seconds to realise that he meant 'sorry my love'

"Yea.. Issorite.. So. Yu do anything interesting today?"

"No n u"

At this point Yu just give up and prolly go talk to someone else. Then he'll start callin ND disturbing ur chat with pple that actually know how to chat. Of course. Yu ignore him.

"M cal no pic y"

At this point Yu begin to wonder how such a borin illiterate got to ur contact list. Then he calls again. Because you're a good person, you pick the call

"Howfar"

"Fine"

"Have you eaten"

Mehn... Borin guys no be for here o

Maychang:
so on point babe... even when you reply them and try to help their boring lives, they still mess up

Maychang:
There has been so many bashing to ladies on the fact that they cannot keep up conversations. They rather just use 'k' , 'kk' etc

I have been an exception and i know there are ladies of my type as well.

However, i have had experiences with so many guys who cannot keep up conversations. After the usual "How are you, how is family , how far na and Have you eaten (this pisses me off....if i never chop nko - not like they will even order food for you. Once you say no, next in line would be..."why havent you eaten na) " they completely go blank.

Then when they feel they cannot ask any other question again, they would say...

"OYA BRING TOPIC LET US DISCUSS NA"

Geez.. who does that?

When i notice guys like this i keep mute and tell them i dont have any topic to discuss.
Next thing you see is

"Why na? Im bored"

Lord have mercy!!!

There are guys who can flow well when you talk to them in person, but may not be able to flow well using chatrooms. (I can still tolerate this)
While some cannot flow both in chats and in person. Its so annoying and pisses me off.

I had same experience last night with a guy. He ended up not chatting again cos there was absolutely nothing to say.

So you guys should stop bashing ladies. You also guilty of this.


Modified.

jus trying my best not to reply some comments here....its obvious they all guilty...thats why they still bashing.

Rozaystunna:
BIATCH YOU STEWPID AF

LePrezident:
Let's do a chat-test and see if I can pass it... care to drop your whatsapp or bbm?

Tajbol4splend:
Are you sure you ain't boring too? I have a female friend who stays in GHANA, she calls me that we speak for up to 30mins sometimes or more (her hubby is rich), she told me she does not even talk to her husband as much as she does to me, I'm telling you she got into me that she kissed me one night when she came to Nigeria last December, now I have a girl who I have romantic feelings for, this girl can't talk and it worries me, I really don't like the fact that she makes me like "I wish Zay could be like Rad". You know conversation can't be difficult to start sometimes, but I don't like stuff like "Have u bath, eaten", I like to study her to know what's worth talking about but she just won't give in to it, but Rad even if I'm indisposed, she has this charisma to get me talking, but Zay even if I try to start conversation in a reasonable way, she has this boring way to shut it. I then stopped it with her, she is the one now trying to talk to me sometimes texting me to come online for chat but I just don't get thrilled, I'm not trying to get back at her but I tend to be losing it about her. Something I want you to know is that sweet conversation happens when the two parties want it, you both understand how to induce it and make it flow and when one isn't in the mood to, the other knows it and won't force it. Meanwhile there are people like that who will never start it you unless you start it with them, what I see is that these days, its easy for some ladies to say a guy is boring but they fail to ask themselves if they are not boring too.

Maychang:
hmmm..... will think about it

KissChrix:
Maychang, howdy?

pryme:
Op take it or leave it most girls are boring, if I were to get a dollar bill for all the boring girls I have deleted on social media and stack them up, it will be taller than a sky scrapper.

But then there are the ones I call 1 in 1000 (cos I have to delete a 1000 dullards before getting to one of them), that are never ever boring, unless something is wrong.

Again such gals are 1 in a 1000.

Maychang:
so on point babe... even when you reply them and try to help their boring lives, they still mess up

TheRealestGuy:
Your observations are very true.

Most guys don't know how to initiate and keep conversations going...

Just few of us are masters at piquing and keeping a lady's interest even in a relationship.

I've mastered the art anyways so let the ones who haven't up the ante.

Maychang:
coming from a guy...im impressed. The others need to master the act like you said. Its a skill, many are just too lazy.

TheRealestGuy:
Oh well, just stated my observation.

Most Nigerians, male and female alike, are so mentally and intellectually lazy, and handicapped.

Sometimes, people like us who dwell in the realm of logic and intellect are usually accused of being too argumentative and shyte, meaning they all expect us to act like dumb fvcks when illogical and outright falsehood is being peddled; even my good friends are guilty of this.

I learnt from experience that the best way to deal with all the ignorance and ubiquitous mental sluggishness is to keep quiet when you're amongst fools, to who reason can never appeal.

Call me haughty or whatever but the fact is that some humans are born with triple digit IQs and sometimes it can be challenging to live with that as a black man in a black country with insufferable citizens that act and talk way way too much than they think...

I'm getting agitated already my dear...

Good evening to you...

Maychang:
oh lawd.... this ought not to be funny but you got me laughing real hard. Good evening to you as well, its just annoying, in traffic at the moment

TheRealestGuy:


Don't mind me, was already ranting. Good to know that made you laugh even though we both know it wasn't meant to be funny.

Having read what I posted a couple of times now I can't help but join you in laughter

But really, the whole thing eats me up. Nigerians don't like to think for themselves and always contented with the status quo, whether or not it's impractical to do so...

It can be frustrating and disheartening at the same time.

So you're in traffic like moi huh?

Lagosian?