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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
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2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head."
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3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And
she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night?
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5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took
first has two heads abi??
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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
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7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
channel.
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When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
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9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
with yours.
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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
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11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
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13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
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14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
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Who has hb pencil abeg?

15) When the remote is right next to her but she calls you from your room to change the channel for her.

When she tells you all of the above with signals, knocks and winks...

Op so on point... Make i sha add this one- my mum was good at interviewing my friends that came to visit, after interrogating them, they would not come to our house again!

My mum is a Nigerian, number 8 used to be my problem with her those days

tonight is mavro day, who else is getting ready to GH

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when she sees you with a girl and tells you, woo, if you should impregnate a girl your school iyaf finished is that.

so true

Sibeal:
15) When the remote is right next to her but she calls you from your room to change the channel for her.

I swear up till now I don't get this one.

E be like say dem get secret "University of Nigerian mummies", because 70% of things listed is typically of an average Nigerian woman

I miss my mum

To all those that their mums are still alive, cherish the moment.
They won't be around forever

Hahaha

When you lose your real mum cause there's someone visiting she wants to impress

I love my mum...Iya Jonathan as she's fondly called

Chai!
Op godbless...yhu just rewind past memories

Back then I still remember d kind of knocks wey my head been receive for dah woman hand

Thanks mums, and dad too... I'll forever remain loyal

Sibeal:
15) When the remote is right next to her but she calls you from your room to change the channel for her.

This one I no dey gree o then o ....I go just turn, but I know say slippers go land for my back, so I dey Dodge in advance with the turning .

When she's used everything possible to flog you, from cane, slippers, shoe, garri turning stick, hanger, belt,wire,hand, koboko,mopstick,.....
Every object in the house is a potential weapon for flogging

My mum will leave kitchen, pass the fridge, still pass dispenser and call me from wherever to please get her water

true to som point

xo xo true

when You tell her you're hungry and she tells you come and eat me

Mother is supreme

When she wants to spank you and put your head between her lap, make you know say your own don finish lol

When she calls you from half way the world to come and carry the remote from the other part of the couch for her