The LAST ONE already looks like POT OF OGBONO SOUP...

If you know how their puzzy smells you will not want to have anything to do with them. Most of them are just after facial beauty. They stink to high heavens under all those Mary Kay and co.

herzern:
Followinq.

you just dey follow all the yashes for this Land... I go soon sell your own plot of land. yeye boi.

ikebe super international!

®She's not properly dressed,no scarf, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting "WOW!!! you look sexy.... Brother u are part of the problem. #Repent

®A preacher said "if you know what I know, you'll laugh less and cry more"does that ring a bell in our head? do we have to see b4 we believe? #Repent

® I want to have money, I want to marry a beautiful wife, I want marry a handsome guy, I want to buy a nice car, I want to build a big house, is that all we think about? We will all die & leave all these. Vanity. #Repent

® You think regret is when u did not marry the man u wanted, or did not study d course u liked? NO! Regret is you reaching the grave without enough good deeds" vanity #Repent

®Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, slim, fat, literate, illiterate, white, black, ustaz, pastor, player, King, slave, PDP, APC, DEATH does not care who u are, when its time, you are going" #Repent

® Someone is dead & you are alive, someone is sick & u are healthy, someone is lost & you are guided, why then are u sad coz someone is rich & you are poor? why are you ungrateful? Thank God.
#Repent

®Oh boy! Oh baby!! see Benz, Chai see house, damn! see that babe" Bros the world is just a play & illusion, its beauty doesn't last, don't be carried away, seek. Seek first his Kingdom. #Repent

®Wisdom, people will be naked, but the fear of judgement will not allow u look, have that fear now and stop asking, uploading or downloading nude pictures. #Repent

Jesus is not comong now, I go Repent before then. Abi Bro/$is, if you die tonight your judgement has started. #Repent!

®She wasn't your wife, you had sex with her, she became pregnant, you made her abort. Illegal relationship + murder, Iwo nikan tan " Inu e den ndun...... Moti jeshu omo yen... #Repent

®Body no be firewood " Seriously? Is that why you commit Sin? You no know say na de same body dem go carry do firewood 4 hell? Don't allow yours to be among. #Repent.

®Did I pass maths & English? What's ur jamb score? U graduate with 1st class? Haba! Those are the only things u care about? He memorised scripture Do U know any part of d Bible? #Repent

®Anyone who is not your husband and wanna have sex with you walai! he's ur enemy, his love is fake, no true love will want u 2 go 2 hell and miss Heaven #Repent

®Guy how far! Chairmo! What's up Bro! How far na! What's all these? Are these the bible way of greetings? What's wrong with Glory to Glory #Repent.

®Some men disrespecting their wives in front of their friends, What's dat? What r u trying 2 prove? That you're in control? remote control. #Repent.

®Drive your mom go market, u go dey vex, but u Sabi do ajayi driver 4 girl from morning till night. Better #Repent.

®Wash ur dad's shirt, u go dey grumble but u will go to ur girlfriend and help her to wash 10 shirts for her daddy. #Repent.

®You never shed tears even once while reciting scriptures but Films dey make u cry, Hmmm check your yourself. #Repent

®Eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, concealer, blusher. powder, if u like do plastic surgery, if your heart is bad, you're deadly ugly. #Repent

®You'll finish your runs when it's time 2 marry you'll start searching for holy girl, Bros good women are for good men, if u carry holy girl, wetin holy man go marry #Repent.

®God can change you from Ajebota to Ajepako, it's all test of life, don't let your Ajebota life make u forget God, always remember Him & thank Him. #Repent

®If u'r not ready u can postpone your wedding date, graduation date, election date, but u can never postpone your death date, always be ready. #Repent

®U feel depressed, instead of u 2 recite Scripture or pray, u carry earpiece dey listing 2 Lil Wayne, Davido, wizkid, they needs help too, seek Jesus alone. #Repent!

®If you don't respect your parents, your life go bend, and you might end up in hell. #Repent!

®We are just striving & hoping for this world, we don't know our fate, yet we sleep all night.
®I have a meeting! I have meeting!! Is that why u rush your prayers. Noooo! Dont disrespect God. Dont take Him for granted too.

Thanks for your attention
Forwarding this is Evangelism. Pls take a part in it and forward to at least 10persons U want to evangelize.

EVILFOREST:
The LAST ONE already looks like POT OF OGBONO SOUP...

Oga wetin you find come for this section?

Lordofnairaland I see you!
how far na?

GentlemanUnltd:
Lordofnairaland I siggy you!
how far na?

I am just making my usual inspection of my kingdom—Nairaland before I retire to my mansion. How are you?

LordofNairaland:


I am just making my usual inspection of my kingdom—Nairaland before I retire to my mansion. How are you?

Hahahahaha, if Nairaland is your kingdom where would mine be?

I am cool bro and hope you too?

Its me kinginvahala

these girls are just for entertainment nothing else,as a guy can you marry them?one night stand girls,well am not holy i patronize them sha.

SINZ:

yoowa! Even Buhari sef cover mouth.

I will take that number 2 for sure

GentlemanUnltd:
Hahahahaha, if Nairaland is your kingdom where would mine be?
I am cool bro and hope you too?
Its me kinginvahala

Boss!!!

Oh lawd....the 3rd girl A_ss na die

Oh lawd....the 3rd girl b ehind na die

LordofNairaland:

Boss!!!

How far my real Nigga?
You they whatsapp?

GentlemanUnltd:
How far my real Nigga?
You they whatsapp?

Whatsapp? I have never had that app on my phone. I no know why.

LordofNairaland:

Whatsapp? I have never had that app on my phone. I no know why.

Lol, wetin the app do you na make you just hate am that way?

GentlemanUnltd:

Lol, wetin the app do you na make you just hate am that way?

Nothing o. 2go, whatsapp all those stuffs. My sisters think I am too personal. Lol. How you dey, bro?

LordofNairaland:


Nothing o. 2go, whatsapp all those stuffs. My sisters think I am too personal. Lol. How you dey, bro?

Hmmmm, this is rear and also weird I must admit. lol

I am just here, you guys, my real niggis abandoned me on nairaland all these while.

GentlemanUnltd:

Hmmmm, this is rear and also weird I must admit. lol

I am just here, you guys, my real niggis abandoned me on nairaland all these while.

Abandon ke. I dey your back now. Just announce anything and you would hear me.

mofeoluwadassah:
Tanks

You almost wanna look like mercy.

LordofNairaland:


Abandon ke. I dey your back now. Just announce anything and you would hear me.

hahahahahahaha, you sure so?
oya, e get one babe, her moniker na mimzyy, I want make you help me e-slap her

GentlemanUnltd:

hahahahahahaha, you sure so?
oya, e get one babe, her moniker na mimzyy, I want make you help me e-slap her

How many slaps?

LordofNairaland:


How many slaps?

If you fit give her reach 10 no prob but na 7 I really want make you give her. lol

GentlemanUnltd:

If you fit give her reach 10 no prob but na 7 I really want make you give her. lol

I don give am seven hot e-slaps. She is presently in a state of crinkum and crankum

*Ewww* Disgusting.

LordofNairaland:


I don give am seven hot e-slaps. She is presently in a state of crinkum and crankum

Hahahahahaha, you nor serious I swear

GentlemanUnltd:
Hahahahahaha, you nor serious I swear

Lol

firstking01:
You almost wanna look like mercy.

Really!

mofeoluwadassah:
Really!

YeaH.