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How To Know If You've Spent Too Much Time On Nairaland. by Nobody:
1. If you check your profile and you've spent more than 5 days online.

2. If you've moved from reading just comments on on the first front page topics to reading the entire comments.

3. If you graduate from just reading front page topics to trending topics and then to different sections.

4. If you've found the hidden sexuality section.

5. If you've had any encounter with online trolls who have multiple accounts.

6. If you've discovered the people who have multiple accounts and you know them by their similar names.

7. If you've mentioned the following people in any thread billyonaire, hopefullandlord, toks2008, mrmontella, tosynetoomuch, anas09, felixomor, kingebukasblog aka kingebukanaija, naijadeyhia aka 4evergod aka 4evergod2 aka 4evergod3 aka 4evergod..n, modath, etc.

8. If you've found yourself getting angry and exchanging words over silly comments.

9. If you've engaged yourself in multiple threads relating to religon and romance.

10. If you've made more than 5 mentions or comments on a particular thread.

11. If you've stayed up all night to be on nairaland.

12. If you read your own topics several times waiting for new comments.

13. If you've been begging lalasticlala to be on front page and been fighting for FTC. And when you finally do, you make mention of how you've fought for it and write a whole eulogy.

14. If you know the moderators on each thread. If mr cork has asked you 'Are you lightskin angry'


Pls add yours...
Re: How To Know If You've Spent Too Much Time On Nairaland. by INTROVERT(f): 4:44pm On Dec 29, 2016
If you are me grin
Re: How To Know If You've Spent Too Much Time On Nairaland. by Nobody: 4:47pm On Dec 29, 2016
grin



Op, juz one kweshun...




Abeeeg, how & where to find those "hidden sexuality sextion " grin cheesy?
Re: How To Know If You've Spent Too Much Time On Nairaland. by Brymo: 4:51pm On Dec 29, 2016
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Re: How To Know If You've Spent Too Much Time On Nairaland. by Nobody: 4:58pm On Dec 29, 2016
Click on romance section and scroll up, you would see it.
TrapQueen77:
grin



Op, juz one kweshun...




Abeeeg, how & where to find those "hidden sexuality sextion " grin cheesy?
Re: How To Know If You've Spent Too Much Time On Nairaland. by Anas09: 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2016
Bitchvibe:
1. If you check your profile and you've spent more than 5 days online.

2. If you've moved from reading just comments on on the first front page topics to reading the entire comments.

3. If you graduate from just reading front page topics to trending topics and then to different sections.

4. If you've found the hidden sexuality section.

5. If you've had any encounter with online trolls who have multiple accounts.

6. If you've discovered the people who have multiple accounts and you know them by their similar names.

7. If you've mentioned the following people in any thread billyonaire, hopefullandlord, toks2008, mrmontella, tosynetoomuch, anas09, felixomor, kingebukasblog aka kingebukanaija, naijadeyhia aka 4evergod aka 4evergod2 aka 4evergod3 aka 4evergod..n, modath, etc.

8. If you've found yourself getting angry and exchanging words over silly comments.

9. If you've engaged yourself in multiple threads relating to religon and romance.

10. If you've made more than 5 mentions or comments on a particular thread.

11. If you've stayed up all night to be on nairaland.

12. If you read your own topics several times waiting for new comments.

13. If you've been begging lalasticlala to be on front page and been fighting for FTC. And when you finally do, you make mention of how you've fought for it and write a whole eulogy.

14. If you know the moderators on each thread. If mr cork has asked you 'Are you lightskin angry'


Pls add yours...
If i tell you that i understand anything here... angry
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