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What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by bidemz(m): 4:47pm On Apr 27, 2018
I couldn't stop laughing when i came across someone bearing JANUARY.....
.like WTF
share yours

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by dajoaneke(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
Avwenagbiku (Delta)
Gbongbon (Benue)
Yeye (Yoruba)
Pingcit (Plateau)
Oracle
Crazy Cassava
Accommodation

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Afam4eva(m): 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
Heineken

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by tenmariner: 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
I went for an interview some years ago. While we were through, we exchanged numbers and one particular man's name is Mr Saturday.

Another one is actually a nick name. I visited a football field in the neighborhood on a Saturday to keep fit. Suddenly I heard guys calling a particular player to pass the ball. I heard; chicken chicken pass..pass chicken.. Chicken pass..I was so annoyed at y a fellow human will call his other human the name of an animal and a domestic aves species at that. Wen it was my turn to play and I was one on one with the said "chicken" guy. Oh my oh my..the guy looks so much like a chicken really and I couldn't but hail the people that came up with such name..

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by christaddicted: 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
Atutupoyoyo

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
NwaAmaikpe or something.

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by begwong: 6:13pm On Apr 27, 2018
Buhari
Hell_Rufai
AUDU miyetti alla Ogbe
Thïefnubu

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by vizkiz: 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Esu-pofo

It is Yoruba for (devil has failed)

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The name is so weird because you can't call the child's mother..... Mummy Esu or Mummy Pofo grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Kaxmytex(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by buchilino(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
STRAIGHT

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by EmekaBlue(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Drink Water

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by oluscofield(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
champaign

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by okomile(f): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Okomile grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AdeniyiA(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nail
Blade
Carpenter
Lordprick
...
sad

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Benjom(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Rice

Opolopomakoigbamu

Egbamiaradugbo

grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AdultMaleNegro(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Okiemute Akpotiwhe.

So changed his name to:
Okiemutini Akpamuotu Okemutete Akpatiwhe Oguntiwhe

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by officializzijac: 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Bucket.

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by taiyesoul(f): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Atunyota Alleluya Akpobome



Alibaba's real name grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AdultMaleNegro(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Okiemute Akpotiwhe.

So we changed his name to:
Okiemutini Akpamuotu Okemutete Akpatiwhe Oguntiwhe

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Divay22(f): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Tonyebarcanista sad
It sounds as if you're cracking bones angry

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by talk2saintify(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
shocked



Edward Onomapopo

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Uyiii: 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2018
Lalasticlala.
Like wtf is Lalasticlala

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Anijay1212(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
cheesy
Ifod (interpreted as winch)
angry cheesy

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Holywizard(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
They have been calling me Holywizard right from the days of 2go

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by GoodMuyis(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
seunlayi
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by daewoorazer(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018

Igbofidudusola


The forest used darkness as wealth

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by DeepLearning: 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
Odikpo.. Will never get it
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by rockcitie: 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
PECULIAR

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Darkseid(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
I've heard some really weird names like; anointing, excellent, goodness etc but last month I heard one that left me LMFAO. I met a girl whose name was GodsHelp and I was like WTF. One of my friends even named his daughter ABUNDANCE, like undecided

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
Olaniyii(someone who fcuks to stupo!)

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by DJperdurabo: 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018
James Manager

Engineer Christmas (both first and last names of real people)

Trust our brothers from...you know where.

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