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Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 11:59am On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
I see you're recuperating from the comeuppance I served you some days ago.


It's all good boy, see you soon. cool
Go and purge yourself of your pussy traits, effeminate felicia. You shouldn't be caught dead opening your pussy-blemished mouth to spew horsheshit where real niggas are.

You belong in the confines of a skirt, and should grow male genes from there. Wimpy boy grin
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 12:09pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Go and purge yourself of your pussy traits, effeminate felicia. You shouldn't be caught dead opening your pussy-blemished mouth to spew horsheshit where real niggas are.

You belong in the confines of a skirt, and should grow male genes from there. Wimpy boy grin
I guess i was totally wrong about your slow recuperation exercise.

But I'll have your sourpuss autistic father to vent my displeasure on. For he has done a foolish job with a biological scuzzy mistake like you.


This is 2017 boy, I need your dad not a young pilchard like you.


wink
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by general111(m): 12:15pm On Jan 01, 2017
iamteegee:
grin grin grin what is it called if not koreanwood,Japanesewood,Philippinewoood :- tongue
shocked shocked
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
I guess i was totally wrong about your slow recuperation exercise.

But I'll have your sourpuss autistic father to vent my displeasure on. For he has done a foolish job with a biological scuzzy mistake like you.


This is 2017 boy, I need your dad not a young pilchard like you.


wink
Calm your heaving chest gangly boy.

Not in the least do I consider you a worthy enough adversary to box with - you are gimpy-legged billy-goat and your upper limbs, as a consequence of too much wanking, has become very short.

But I come with good tidings. Step on the podium. I will mould your frail spirit into a man, something your clueless pa couldn't do, just the way his dick deflates when pussy comes knocking.

But first, you have to get accustomed to going down on your kneels to accord due respect to your superiors. Seems you will be doing a lot of that. cheesy
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 12:52pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Calm your heaving chest gangly boy.

Not in the least do I consider you a worthy enough adversary to box with - you are gimpy-legged billy-goat and your upper limbs, as a consequence of too much wanking, has become very short.

But I come with good tidings. Step on the podium. I will mould your frail spirit into a man, something your clueless pa couldn't do, just the way his dick deflates when pussy comes knocking.

But first, you have to get accustomed to going down on your kneels to accord due respect to your superiors. Seems you will be doing a lot of that. cheesy
And it took you ages to type this truckload of bullshit? grin Lol, now listen up you vapid son of a ragamuffin plonker, I won't be the cause of your quietus this year, I'll rather give you some torturous suffering that will lead you to the beautiful alter of beelzebub and probably use you as a rogue or male servant in this section.




For the very last time, bring me your rapscallion dad and watch how I'll defeat him thoroughly and pay for his funeral.



Happy New year boy . wink
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
And it took you ages to type this truckload of bullshit? Lol, now listen up you vapid son of a ragamuffin plonker, I won't be the cause of your quietus this year, I'll rather give you some torturous suffering that will lead you to the beautiful alter of beelzebub and use you as a rogue or male servant in this section.




For the very last time, bring me your rapscallion dad and watch how I'll defeat him thoroughly and pay for his funeral.



Happy New year son. wink
What an empty-skulled porcupine. Projecting your short-comings and insecurities on others is your stock-in-trade.

Unlike you sad-face orphan who hovers over the face of the internet all day long looking for peeps to rub your misfortunes on, know this, everyone can't be you.

So while you were under pressure ransacking your cum-filled brain for dumb lines, this nigga was busy with some offline shït.

Save the unsolicited gospel for your dad's gaping asshole when next you join him for some serious ass-rimming

Toothless dog is what you are - all bark , no bite.

Bloody _bastard!!!
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 1:12pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
What an empty-skulled porcupine. Projecting your short-comings and insecurities on others is your stock-in-trade.

Unlike you sad-face orphan who hovers over the face of the internet all day long looking for peeps to rub your misfortunes on, know this, everyone can't be you.

So while you were under pressure ransacking your cum-filled brain for dumb lines, this nigga was busy with some offline shït.

Save the unsolicited gospel for your dad's gaping asshole when next you join him for some serious ass-rimming

Toothless dog is what you are - all bark , no bite.

Bloody _bastard!!!
Lol, grin I guess my comment took you to the hottest part of aphelion and already, you're in a state of disuse to me.

I told you before, I'll only cause you some great torturous pains and annihilation in this section.


Go call your dad who's going through a mental distress let me end it once and for all.


I'll give him the funeral he deserves.


And as for you flatworm, I will dish you a hot comeuppance in your death bed.


grin
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
Lol, grin
There's the door, _bitch. Now run along. Clusmy ox. grin
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 1:31pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
There's the door, _bitch. Now run along. Clusmy ox. grin
And the African crippled pig thinks he's bold enough to compete with me? grin

Just like your pusillanimous father, you're just a pushover and i will make sure you turn out to be a decaying or rotting corpse in this section.


wink
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Mtcheeew! The _idiot who started this mad trend should be shot twice in the groin, and once in the skull just to be sure the motherfucka is dead.
I concur. Indubitably too.
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jan 01, 2017
You see now?

They won't recognize police when they are nice but will open senseless topic to gain attaboys when they get comeuppance from trying to disarm police.
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
And Africa crippled pig thinks he's bold enough to compete with me? grin

Just like your pusillanimous father, you're just a pushover and i will make sure you turn out to be a decaying or rotting corpse in this section.


wink
You are beginning to bore me with the lamentations you cum-guzzling spermbank.


You had your chance. I gave you all the time in the world to find your lost resolve, but you have been stuttering like a faulty disc. Why, you are no different from the apple you fell from, the woeful loser hails from a long line of unbroken bastards and you are his latest curse to the world.

Just swerve off my path you useless piece of shît else you fall by the edge of my unforgiving blade.

Bastardized _faggot!
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
Lol, grin I guess my comment took you to the hottest part of aphelion and already, you're in a state of disuse to me.

I told you before, I'll only cause you some great torturous pains and annihilation in this section.


Go call your dad who's going through a mental distress let me end it once and for all.


I'll give him the funeral he deserves.


And as for you flatworm, I will dish you a hot comeuppance in your death bed.


grin[/s]
'I will"... That's what you have been ranting like a gagged whøre tightly blocked on all holes with huge veiny dicks.

You worthless son of inferior genes birthed by a low-down whøre.

May the thatched roof from whence you spew hogwash collapse atop you this minute.

Demonised scumbag. One-eyed maggoty _bitch!
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 01, 2017
Am outta here. CplusJason is a soft _bitch
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason:
percival:
You are beginning to bore me with the lamentations you cum-guzzling spermbank.


You had your chance. I gave you all the time in the world to find your lost resolve, but you have been stuttering like a faulty disc. Why, you are no different from the apple you fell from, the woeful loser hails from a long line of unbroken bastards and you are his latest curse to the world.

Just swerve off my path you useless piece of shît else you fall by the edge of my unforgiving blade.

Bastardized _faggot!
Lol, why are you taking so long to reply?

Lemme guess, you went for an additional fortification to your bullshit lines. grin


Wow, I told you, i can feel your pains already. grin

Bring your father here before you decide when you announce your renunciation.
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jan 01, 2017
refiner:
Lol...
It changes nothing cos...
Police can never be my friend... undecided
lols ur case is diff bae
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
CplusJason:
Lol, why are you taking so long to reply?

Lemme guess, you went for an additional fortification to you bullshit lines. grin


Wow, I told you, i can feel your pains already. grin

Bring your father here before you decide when you announce your renunciation.
Yeah rant...
Talk as cheap chore
That's why cheap whøres like yourself can afford to blab...
So rant...

Blind bat didn't you see my two replies ? You are projecting again.

You have exhausted your chance so I will walk off with swag leaving you in your childish tantrums. Until our e-paths cross again. So long _fucktard. You just got served lunch.

Compliments of the season!
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason:
percival:
'I will"... That's what you have been ranting like a gagged whøre tightly blocked on all holes with huge veiny dicks.

You worthless son of inferior genes birthed by a low-down whøre.

May the thatched roof from whence you spew hogwash collapse atop you this minute.

Demonised scumbag. One-eyed maggoty _bitch!
Lol, I'm glad the plague passed on by the rat fleas (your dad) which is causing swellings in your groin is making you have this inferiority complex and a blank expression that hides your true feelings. (Sharing your own comment) grin


A bullfrog like you don't listen.



Grumpy old Nematode. cool
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by CplusJason: 2:16pm On Jan 01, 2017
percival:
Yeah rant...
Talk as cheap chore
That's why cheap whøres like yourself can afford to blab...
So rant...

Blind bat didn't you see my two replies ? You are projecting again.

You have exhausted your chance so I will walk off with swag leaving you in your childish tantrums. Until our e-paths cross again. So long _fucktard. You just got served lunch.

Compliments of the season!
Just like a stick of cigarette, I think I've burn your hopes and self confidence.


You're just a friable opponent. grin



I'll see you at your father's burial.


Happy New year little boy. wink
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by thesuave10(m): 11:38am On Jan 02, 2017
Larablink:
Hml to them. Everyone with there own concept.
Hey Lara, I live in ph as well . Since your pm ain't working, ill dm you on instagram grin tongue
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Larablink(f): 11:49am On Jan 02, 2017
thesuave10:
Hey Lara, I live in ph as well . Since your pm ain't working, ill dm you on instagram grin tongue
. Ok
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by thesuave10(m): 11:51am On Jan 02, 2017
Larablink:
. Ok
Which part of ph you at?
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by Larablink(f): 12:05pm On Jan 02, 2017
thesuave10:
Which part of ph you at?
Ruomokoro
Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road With The Help Of The Nigerian Police by thesuave10(m): 12:06pm On Jan 02, 2017
Larablink:
Ruomokoro
Aii. .
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