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Amen to good surprises from God.

Akalia:
Bro your comment just made my day. We are like minds.

You re even based my one and only 042. I was born and raised there and hence I feel indebted to that state mehn. I hope we can meet up someday and have a drink.

randomperson:
Very vague prophecies... I think it's because not all last years prophecies came to pass and people noticed... Like the one about STD and the one that says things will improve before the end of the year

Some prophesy might not come to pass especially if it's negative ones when some people pray against. If there's a man to pray there's a God to answer don't get it twiste

Amen oooo 2017 my year of greatness, forward ever and backward never in Jesus name. Amen

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]What if I told you right now, that christmas is a scam?! A big fucking scam.

A scam that is being kept on to drive sales of everything up, and for huge profits.

That's right. . . I don't know what the fuck_ exactly people all around the world celebrated on the 25th of december, but it definitely wasn't the birth of Jesus. . .

Let me let you in, on this scam.

If you are born on the 1st of February 1984, you'll be 33 years old, on the first of 1st of February 2017, and 33 and half years old (33 1/2) or, 33 years 6 months on the 1st of August 2017.

Therefore, if on the first of August 2017, you're asked how old you are, you'll definitely say 33 and half, and all the asker has to do, is minus the half (6 months), away from 33 and half, and he'll definitely arrive at february.

At this point, I'll like to tell you all that Jesus christ spent 33 and half years on earth. He spent 33 years and 6 months on this earth, before he died. . . Ask google right now if you do not believe that.

So, "Easter" is the celebration of Jesus death. . . Am I correct? And his death, or easter is usually celebrated in April, am I correct? If Jesus christ died in April, at the age of 33 years and 6 months, to get the month of his birth, all you fucking have to do, is to fucking minus 6 months away, from 33 years and 6 months, and you'll arrive at his real month of birth:

OCTOBER!!!

Jesus, was born in OCTOBER.

Christmas, is a scam. . . You celebrate what you do not know.

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Guy you have benign tumor in your brain. Thats how I personally classify people who think hightech. Even the bible mentioned that shephards were outside in the field tending to there flock wen christ was born. Then how on earth will they be in the field below freezing temperatures of December? Thats anoda logic to that.

Daddy GO has just said Buhari will be relocated ..I say a big amen to that

NinjaX:
The prophecies are vaguely expressed. If he wants us to take him seriously, he should mention the exact time, date, place these events would happen. Joker.

On point bro. Thats how specific biblical prophets were, they gave more than convincing evidence b4 it came to pass, not all these trial and error method.

I claim prophecy number 3 in Jesus Name. Amen.

randomperson:
Very vague prophecies... I think it's because not all last years prophecies came to pass and people noticed... Like the one about STD and the one that says things will improve before the end of the year

vague you call it, there are two categories of prophecy; some are changeable with intercession while some are bound to happen no matter the effort made to annul it and about things improving toward d end of the year, i am a living testimony it does...u can compare and contrast d first and second quarter of last year with d last quarter and u will be sure it does.

Similar to that of Dr.D.K Olukoya's ...... I say amen..... all round positive surprises...

0b10010011:
Simple Logic!


Why won't these things happen....These re just unavoidable circumstances


I could as well also say I foresee a plane crash these year and I see a fighter jet crashing over syria

I foresee a political turmoil in one of Nigeria states

A tanker will also fall off on Lagos Ibadan express way. I see multiple tankers breaking down on oshodi apapa express way

Lolx

Baba,na ur own i believe oo

Happy new year everyone

luminouz:
Please don't! He is a bird! Am human dear... Marry me instead! HNY!

better person!

Mrtolotolo shey you see now

vivaciousvivi:
better person!

Mrtolotolo shey you see now

No dulling o......have sent u something Sha! Smash it n grab it babe.....no time to check time!

IamPatriotic:
Na that wedding one interest you most, talk true.

I don't get you?

frenchwine:
Foursquarian you are? Yes?
Increased greatness for you IJN

Amen..Wish you the same

vivaciousvivi:
better person!

Mrtolotolo shey you see now

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You see, he has to put a fellow man down just to get you. But he can't keep the sweet mrtolotolo down.

Ayam the one for you.

Signed by turkey. ..

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Sometimes, you wonder which GOD these yahoo boy pastors claim to serve, if GOD reveals contradicting "predictions" to all of them.

Someone that cannot correctly predict his own breakfast. [/color]

lol buhari will b relocated

randomperson:
Very vague prophecies... I think it's because not all last years prophecies came to pass and people noticed... Like the one about STD and the one that says things will improve before the end of the year

FINALLY...A thinking man

Mrtolotolo:
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You see, he has to put a fellow man down just to get you. But he can't keep the sweet mrtolotolo down.

Ayam the one for you.

Signed by turkey. ..

awwwww......sowie bro! All is fair in love n war!

luminouz:
awwwww......sowie bro! All is fair in love n war!

All is fair in love and war, which is just another way of saying that nothing in life is ever fair, because life is love and war.

Turkey for vivaciousvivi

Mrtolotolo:
All is fair in love and war, which is just another way of saying that nothing in life is ever fair, because life is love and war.

Turkey for vivaciousvivi

Lol! More like luminouz with vivaciousvivi.....* luminouz kicks d birdman out*

Sexxkillz:
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That's how one idiot was shouting over the loud speakers minutes ago, telling his sheep that the first money they give in 2017 is to God, and that they should dance while they drop their offerings, for they were dancing into glory.

Guess what the sheep did. . . They danced!

Ask me if God spends money, or if he has a bank account.[/color]

Even if God had a physical bank account do you think he needs your money?Jesus was quoted saying that the generosity you show to d least of men,you have shown it to me...
Every opportunity u get to give to the course of God is a privilege for ur upliftment..
What God frowns @ is giving without a cheerful heart or out of cajoling

luminouz:
Lol! More like luminouz with vivaciousvivi.....* luminouz kicks d birdman out*

"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" 
So keep on with your wishes while the birdman is flying high above you with the sweet vivaciousvivi by my side.

You can't touch this

Amen IJMN. Year 2017... my year of double comfort all around

Mrtolotolo:
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" 
So keep on with your wishes while the birdman is flying high above you with the sweet vivaciousvivi by my side.

You can't touch this

N if dreams were reality...u will be d first human to teleport..... Am luminouz.. D lightbringer...n who doesnt love d light.. don't need to fly bro.......just make sure d sun is not at its brightest when u take flight....coz d wax u used to glue those tolotolo feathers will ......fvcking melt! One love hommie!
Now u know DAT I know DAT u can't smash this

curiositymaster:
THE PROPHETIC WORD FOR 2017 IS SURPRISE

NIGERIA
1. 2017 will be a year of surprises both for the oppressed and the oppressor; Those deliberately making life difficult for the common man will be relocated
2. The downward plunge will slow down, stop and reversal will begin

INDIVIDUALS
1. It will be a year of surprises
2. For prophets both true and false it will be a year of surprises
3. There will be quite a large number of weddings
4. Soul winners will see their prophecies fulfilled almost as soon they are uttered

INTERNATIONAL
1. There will be surprises for many world governments
2. They are coming twos: monster earthquakes, monster floods, hurricanes and typhoons, monster tornadoes and monster fire outbreaks

These are beer parlour prophesies.....Is it the first time it will happen? NO. Has it happened before? YES
Even in the Bible it has happened the reason Ecclesiastes 1:9-10 is there. It's not only in 2017 but in generations to come it will still happen.

goslowgoslow:
Are this prophecies? Rubbish. Are all these not happening before?

so a prophecy must be something that has not happened before? Na wa o, people dull sha

What a way to start the year
With religious stupidity

NinjaX:
The prophecies are vaguely expressed. If he wants us to take him seriously, he should mention the exact time, date, place these events would happen. Joker.

thank you. They think everyone is dumb. Their so called prophecies are secured with events enveloped in very high probabilities. It was more expected for instance that Hillary Clinton would win so tb joshua went for it: the one with the largest possibility. But hey! Russia had a gift for joshua.