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How Would We Run An Atheist Church? - Christianity Etc (2) - Nairaland

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Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by JackBizzle(op): 4:11pm On Jan 11, 2017
Pastafarian:
I ask myself how many of our so-called pastors and Imams are atheists using the position to survive?
Good question
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by jkaro(m): 11:11pm On Jan 11, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
talk away bro
I'm listening
I need a religion that will satisfy my want. can u help me
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by Nobody: 12:09am On Jan 12, 2017
jkaro:
I need a religion that will satisfy my want. can u help me
There is no such religion brother.
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by hopefulLandlord: 5:20am On Jan 12, 2017
jkaro:
I need a religion that will satisfy my want. can u help me
what are your"wants"?
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by JackBizzle(op): 5:23am On Jan 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
what are your"wants"?
undecided

Are you gullible?
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by hopefulLandlord: 5:25am On Jan 12, 2017
JackBizzle:
undecided
Are you gullible?
lol
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by jkaro(m): 7:28am On Jan 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
what are your"wants"?
firstly where I will be free to know the truth without been blasphemy and secondly become who I want(talking about my career) and lastly living up to expectations of life. my life is boring this period.
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by jkaro(m): 7:29am On Jan 12, 2017
SirWere:
There is no such religion brother.
so what can really put me up strong then, cause am not enjoying the life
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by Nobody: 8:18am On Jan 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I am a Pastafarian and I already have my church

Name: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

God we adore: Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that made the heavens and the earth with proof that's staring people in the face
Madness. Your god is useless and doomed. Why cant he bless you with a functioning brain?
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by JackBizzle(op): 8:41am On Jan 12, 2017
Revelation1:
Madness. Your god is useless and doomed. Why cant he bless you with a functioning brain?
Does your god teach you to be abrasive?
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 12, 2017
JackBizzle:
Does your god teach you to be abrasive?
What has abrasive got to do with my comment? undecided
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by JackBizzle(op): 9:19am On Jan 12, 2017
Revelation1:
What has abrasive got to do with my comment? undecided
grin

Jamb question!
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by hopefulLandlord: 9:27am On Jan 12, 2017
Revelation1:
Madness. Your god is useless and doomed. Why cant he bless you with a functioning brain?
who the heck is this? undecided
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by urheme: 9:40am On Jan 12, 2017
JackBizzle:
Point of correction- secular church and not atheist church

I am tired of the influence of religion in Nigerian politics. These churches have billions of Naira and wield a lot of power. A church can shut down traffic without suffering consequences. hmmph!


So, I want to start a secular church but i need good ideas. Be serious oo! We atheists too need that tax-free income. Let's make billions!!


1) What should we call the church?
Anointing Holy Nuclear Fire Ministries?
Humanist church of Nigeria?
Dawkins ministries of science and wonder?
Mountain of Evidence ministries?
Church of the Atom?


2) What would be our sunday programme?
Quick 20 mins sermon then family barbecue?
Debates and guest speakers on philosophy?
Marijuana parties and orgies?




Abeg, I need your ideas.


Plaetton, hahn, hopefullandlord, lepasharon, 4kings, oluwseyi000, jonbellion, hardmirror, mrmontella, deepsight, johnydon22, cloudgoddess.
embarassed
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by JackBizzle(op): 10:17am On Jan 12, 2017
urheme:
embarassed
Let me guess....you are a christian who has some hate for atheism? grin
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by urheme: 10:22am On Jan 12, 2017
JackBizzle:
Let me guess....you are a christian who has some hate for atheism? grin
JackBizzle,

you again.

i'm an atheist convert arrested by God....how does that sound huh

beast, micro organism and man... i love them all......team "no hate".....

guy, you are over bordered....cool down.
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by JackBizzle(op): 10:33am On Jan 12, 2017
urheme:
JackBizzle,

you again.

i'm an atheist convert arrested by God....how does that sound huh

beast, micro organism and man... i love them all......team "no hate".....

guy, you are over bordered....cool down.
Then be a non-hating guy and support me with ideas for my church.
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by Nobody: 10:48am On Jan 12, 2017
JackBizzle:
grin

Jamb question!
Stop trolling with me undecided
Re: How Would We Run An Atheist Church? by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 12, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
who the heck is this? undecided
And where the fvck is your is brain been?
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