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RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY
WEDDING day
1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae
play the
blues".if he does, He will meet Harrysong
for his
balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I
love u etc, he will play.
.
2). M.C must not mention anything
Change, I mean
APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will
complete
his balance.
. 3). My best man will not say or do
anything that will
make my wife to laugh too much, because
if he does, he
will go from there.
4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money
for me.it's
the work of my kid brother and sister. .
5).The video man must focus on money,
anything concerning money that he will
video and not the
attendants and he must not interview my
wife
without my presence, if he does, his
balance will be
paid when Biafra comes. .
6).The photographer must not snap when
am
laughing, and i must be more cute than my
wife in all
the photograph. Failure to do it like that,
Olusegun
Obasanjo will complete his balance.
7).Foods and drinks will be shared by the
Economist,
you must not eat more than a plate and
must not drink more than one bottle due
to the current Economy.
My driver will not drink beer, he will
drink mineral and it must not pass one
bottle so that his eyes will be clear to
avoid roughly driving. Failure to do this, I
drive
home by myself
.
9) The pastor must ask me to kiss d bride
3 times if not! . I will go to law court and
complete the wedding!
.
10) if you drink star you will not drink
origin.. If you
do, you must pay
.
11) my wife will not invite her EX or she
will go with them

12)My best man must be an old man to
avoid
exchange of numbers
.
13) No body will dance with my wife more
than a
minute mostly men no matter the age and
personality
.
14) The people in charge of money will
account for me
and will be searched thoroughly before
they leave.....

Lol... Front page material

Ysoo

lol

Incredibleceo:
RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY
WEDDING day
1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae
play the
blues".if he does, He will meet Harrysong
for his
balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I
love u etc, he will play.
.
2). M.C must not mention anything
Change, I mean
APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will
complete
his balance.
. 3). My best man will not say or do
anything that will
make my wife to laugh too much, because
if he does, he
will go from there.
4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money
for me.it's
the work of my kid brother and sister. .
5).The video man must focus on money,
anything concerning money that he will
video and not the
attendants and he must not interview my
wife
without my presence, if he does, his
balance will be
paid when Biafra comes. .
6).The photographer must not snap when
am
laughing, and i must be more cute than my
wife in all
the photograph. Failure to do it like that,
Olusegun
Obasanjo will complete his balance.
7).Foods and drinks will be shared by the
Economist,
you must not eat more than a plate and
must not drink more than one bottle due
to the current Economy.
My driver will not drink beer, he will
drink mineral and it must not pass one
bottle so that his eyes will be clear to
avoid roughly driving. Failure to do this, I
drive
home by myself
.
9) The pastor must ask me to kiss d bride
3 times if not! . I will go to law court and
complete the wedding!
.
10) if you drink star you will not drink
origin.. If you
do, you must pay
.
11) my wife will not invite her EX or she
will go with them

12)My best man must be an old man to
avoid
exchange of numbers
.
13) No body will dance with my wife more
than a
minute mostly men no matter the age and
personality
.
14) The people in charge of money will
account for me
and will be searched thoroughly before
they leave.....

Very hilarious