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iLegend:
This was meant to be a reply to a post I read earlier, but decided to post it here.

From my research, there are 10 types of posts or news that'll pump people's adrenalin and if any of them is missing, you'll lose traffic (your site or forum). Most people are bored and some others are going through depression, so I have found 10 online activities, news or gists which relieve humans from boredom.

1. Sex / Nudity News
2. Crime News (or anything bad) like fraud, robbery, kidnapping, death, accident and all.
3. Celebrity Fashion and Gossip News
4. Comical Clips or Posts. (It can be in text, audio or movie).
5. Political Bruhaha. (everyone has become a politician).
6. Sport News or Argument. (For guys. I hate getting involved with Messi Vs. Ronaldo argument).
7. Billionaires or Entrepreneurs News (Ifeanyi Ubah this, Ifeanyi Ubah that. Emoney this, Emoney that).
8. Employment News. (for the non-innovators).
9. Scholarship or Admission News (for the geeks and nerds).
10. How To... (especially how do naughty things (I like this one) – which references back to number 1). You'll see Nigerian guys searching for how to get pink lips. Anyways, I'll write a comprehensive post on it.

Back on track. When you're bored or frustrated the last thing on your mind will be to pray or listen to a preacher, except he's preaching about prosperity or the power of good sex.

Now you have it. Sex is number one and sex sells everything. This is why I advice guys to conqure sex, then head to making money. Sex is amazing if you know how to fùck and sexual topics are intriguing to every living creatures. It seems I have just written an article with this reply. I think I should make a post on this topic. Mmm! Time no dey.

Where's my Larabae13 and TrapQueen77? Meet me in my palace. I have two massage oil. Come with no clothes, but a white towel around your waist. I'll get new wives if you both don't report your sexy a.ss for sweet daddy's hot spanks and warm massage.

Happy new year Legend Boi

Sure baba uRealy miss

iLegend:
I hope the beach party went well?

Larabae13 your boyfriend is back

iLegend:
Same to you Legend girl. How's SG?

It's all good down Here... Juz had my early dinner...how's life up there? How's ur blog doing?

iLegend:
Boyfriend? Haha. Nice one sha. Anyways, Lara is a wife material, but I'm shy to ask her out.

why shall you shy?

iLegend:
LG. Haven't started posting. Some ground works are taking much of my time. It's a life long project, so I'm not in a hurry. The site is my baby. I'm on a low key for now while observing and monitoring the trends of things. Dinner? And you didn't call me. U better get ready for divorce. Eating dinner without calling me to join is pure cheating. I hope the person you're cheating with knows how to use his ****

Hahahhahaha...

Don't worry, I ate alone..I was so damn hungry so I rushed to a food chain to grab something..

Well, good luck on ur baby.. May it grow bigger and better..

iLegend:
Shan't I shy again?

if u shall shy, shall you shy for me?

iLegend:
Boyfriend? Haha. Nice one sha. Anyways, Lara is a wife material, but I'm shy to ask her out.

Very bad boy, my unborn grandchildren wouldn't believe such lie(s), you that is the minister of oiling

iLegend:
Erythin' has revolutionalized. I hardly lie. I don't oil again and I've had my shares of Oiling Engineering. Man shall not live by bread alone. Now, I'm futuristic. No dulling.

legend come see me in da other side

iLegend:
I hardly lie. I don't oil again and I've had my shares of Oiling Engineering.

Linus