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Special announcement from Betterman Ejike Igbokwe:

I am getting married in 2017. Now looking for a wife... Applicants with the following requirements should apply;
1. Should have natural hair
2. Minimum of a University Degree preferably in the
sciences. Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a bank statement
4. A tigress in bed, and a great cook
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
6. Should have an hour glass body
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well as an awesome sense of humour
8. Attach written recommendations from at least 2 former boyfriends
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome
10. Fluent in at least 2 international languages
11. Well-trained in home management and hospitality
12. Must have a great character
13. No previous record of cheating
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful
All applicants are advised to send their applications by 4th of January 2017. Attach health and birth certificates. Only selected candidates will be contacted.
*inform your relatives*

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/nigerian-man-lists-requirements-for.html

Dear HR manager, the kind of lady you are looking for got married many years ago, when we were buying fanta Chapman for #7.

No 8 sha

Estharfabian:



With that Abnormal Shape of Head, Lips, And Hair...Nigga Would be single for A LooooooooNG time.



Just look at The Below Average Baboon/Orangutan making Mind boggling demands like he's Dwayne Johnson Or Jay-Z.


dumb Ewu!

jisos is lorddd

The guy should go to mercury

He should get clay and mould his desired lady.

Oniranu

Create her nau

so funny

A lot of them are in the mortuary resting....better meet them there

Estharfabian:



With that Abnormal Shape of Head, Lips, And Hair...Nigga Would be single for A LooooooooNG time.



Just look at The Below Average Baboon/Orangutan making Mind boggling demands like he's Dwayne Johnson Or Jay-Z.


dumb Ewu!

You derive joy insulting men for their head size. I believe your bf own will be as fine as this

15 She should have a sharp and pointed breast...

Estharfabian:

but jay z is not much better looking than this fella and i'm a big jay z fan. His money got all the looks tho

The guy looks like he is close to 40 and we don't need to know why he is still a bachelor

why now....? Linda is qualified....

Everything is standard

Just look at his big nose ..and what is he feeling like

Get clay and mould her yourself na

I blame social media, it gave voice to idiots

NL Feminists come and see ooo this man is objectifying women...

I approve this list

this type will always end up with oloshi

H

joker
see his big nose

I'm sure he wrote this list with his nose.. cos this kain nose dey smell future

Estharfabian:



With that Abnormal Shape of Head, Lips, Scary Nose And Hair...Nigga Would be single for A LooooooooNG time.



Just look at The Below Average Baboon/Orangutan making Mind boggling demands like he's Dwayne Johnson Or Jay-Z.


dumb Ewu!

Painment!!

Abasi mbok

sinaj:
No 8 sha

I guess that is the only one that is missing in ur profile @ as now! I can work things out 4 u