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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Neduzze5(m): 8:59pm On Jan 21, 2017
No 1 isn't true. In my own time, some people were not allowed into camp because they came after the "swearing for us" ceremony
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Goziemiguel(m): 9:01pm On Jan 21, 2017
Gud old dayz . I will never 4get d yam porridge at nysc mangu camp jos .
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:02pm On Jan 21, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Wow! Informative
Have you Served?
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:03pm On Jan 21, 2017
If you serve as Batch C in Yikpata Kwara your experience will never be the same.

People fasted and prayed against being posted to Baruten

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Enemyofpeace: 9:04pm On Jan 21, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Wow! Informative
you are right the thread is very very educated and information especially for those of us that will be going to camp sun.
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by brightworld2(m): 9:04pm On Jan 21, 2017
Macjayboy:
Off to camp...kitten on my mind ,hope where to straff go dey o?
You like straffing bah?
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by maigida511(m): 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
I don't agree with d one on SAED cos u can't learn any confirm handwork in less than 4 days
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by tens4real(m): 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
carowhite:
stop thoughting
which one is stop THOUGHTING?
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by OfficialMl(m): 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
Gbam
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
Ishilove:
Number 3 is partially correct. The camp food was HORRIBLE. The only times I enjoyed the meals were Sunday jollof rice and chicken.

Tea, ZERO

Soups and swallow, -1

Beans, I didn't have the nerve

Rice and stew, 5/10

Number 5 nko? I disliked those soldiers with every fibre of my being. I was even locked up in the guardroom once for asking a soldier why he was barking cheesy

I ended up being posted to the deepest, most remote village in the state grin

Camp experience was the best experience so far
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jan 21, 2017
all those helpers e.g soldier, man o war, you sure say they no chop something for your bo..

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by avicky(f): 9:06pm On Jan 21, 2017
armadeo:


Wasibi right? grin
It's wasinmi in ondo state. Ishilove is that correct?
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Ishilove: 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2017
lovat:
Camp experience was the best experience so far
Not for me. It was a very miserable time for me. I only enjoyed it on the last week of orientation
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Ishilove: 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2017
avicky:

It's wasinmi in ondo state. Ishilove is that correct?
Yes o cheesy
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by nickxtra(m): 9:08pm On Jan 21, 2017
Proudly with my Certificate of Exemption from service

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by avicky(f): 9:11pm On Jan 21, 2017
Ishilove:

Yes o cheesy
I can't forget that ur asthmatic sugar daddy dt almost went numb on you grin and the goats.
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by pweetychyka(f): 9:11pm On Jan 21, 2017
armadeo:
Booked.


Funny thing in camp

1. I attended about 3 morning parades.

2. Never ate thier food

3. Had no idea what was really going on, didn't even know my platoon leader

4. My bunkmates were my crew. One dude noticed I never went to food so he collected my card and ate himself silly.

5. Never had a brush with the law/ never got caught.

6. Funny enough with all this I got posted to the heart of the capital. Really have no idea how that happened.

Really the only thing I did was that endurance walk and when I almost fainted I climbed a bike.
I also jogged like twice and discovered it didn't really serve any purpose in the long run.



I was practically on ghostmode in camp.


Of course I deactivated ghostmode on bonfire night......

Lazy u @bolded
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Pearly255(f): 9:12pm On Jan 21, 2017
I wish I could go back in time line during my NYSC I'd make things right. I wouldn't have accepted a certain proposal..
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Gabflex: 9:13pm On Jan 21, 2017
carowhite:
stop thoughting
bro easy abeg, ur english nearly shutdown d server
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by henryhemon(m): 9:13pm On Jan 21, 2017
Nysc is useless scheme serves no purpose whatsoever it is just 1 year of bullshit,they claim they re having fun.....what fucking fun? Use that one year to build your capacity n career path it will help you real good than that thing called nysc so when the real world stare at your face you will be ready for it. You can have all the whole fun afterwards.

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by sisisioge: 9:15pm On Jan 21, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin

This reminds me of myself back then. I wanted to be comfy in camp thus made horrible hair that won't need combing, carried all things I would need cos its not my style to borrow, carried a bucket of oranges, carried excess provisions cos God forbid I lose my precious weight...off I went to camp. I came in looking like the village princess that's visiting the city for the first time with my plenty load! It was a struggle to drag my huge bag, a bucket of oranges, my hand luggage and hand bag! The only person who was bold enough to laugh at me to my face while in my self inflicted distress became my good friend afterwards. She saw me and plain bursted into laughter! Of course, I joined and eventually became the babe in room 12 that borrowed everybody everything! Pegs, hangers, robes for drying lines, nylons ,etc. Oh, I forgot to mention that the bucket of big big oranges I bought didn't have enough juice to fill a cup!

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:16pm On Jan 21, 2017
NYSC camping is the only fun thing about NYSC. I have this penchant for going late for any public stuff and i got to campa day after camp closed bbecause i needed to tidy somethings in the office.

The soldiers refused to allow me enter and i lied to them that I've been on the road for three days because we are part of the people that were ceded to Cameroun in Bakassi Pennisula. They pitied me and made me their friends because i could build stories just from reading news online grin


The Camp Director didn't doubt my stiry either and he was pressing me to tell him more but remember if you want to lie BE BRIEF grin



I went to camp as a big boy because its been long i graduated and going for NYSC wasn't a prority with deals to close. Most of the corp members were still in Year1 when i graduated from school.


I didn't participate in anything in camp because i was busy pursuing an NYSC official. After camp i went to my PPA and the next time i went there again was to do my POP

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by hedonistic: 9:17pm On Jan 21, 2017
This 'naija single girl' fakery and fuckery is quite annoying. Does it mean that she will never get married? Or the blog/website would be renamed 'naija married woman' afterwards, if ever?

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:18pm On Jan 21, 2017
Ishilove:

Not for me. It was a very miserable time for me. I only enjoyed it on the last week of orientation
The first week and the last week are always the fun time in camp. I saw a guy that paid 30k for the picture a girl he met there snapped.


The love letter he wrote the girl was read in Mammy market grin
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by bkak: 9:19pm On Jan 21, 2017
Once in a life time experience, nysc life is the best.

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Ishilove: 9:19pm On Jan 21, 2017
lovat:
The first week and the last week are always the fun time in camp. I saw a guy that paid 30k for the picture a girl he met there snapped.


The love letter he wrote the girl was read in Mammy market grin
What year was this? cheesy
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:19pm On Jan 21, 2017
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin

This reminds me of myself back then. I wanted to be comfy in camp thus made horrible hair that won't need combing, carried all things I would need cos its not my style to borrow, carried a bucket of oranges, carried excess provisions cos God forbid I lose my precious weight...off I went to camp. I came in looking like the village princess that's visiting the city for the first time with my plenty load! It was a struggle to drag my huge bag, a bucket of oranges, my hand luggage and hand bag! The only person who was bold enough to laugh at me to my face while in my self inflicted distress became my good friend afterwards. She saw me and plain bursted into laughter! Of course, I joined and eventually became the babe in room 12 that borrowed everybody everything! Pegs, hangers, robes for drying lines, nylons ,etc. Oh, I forgot to mention that the bucket of big big oranges I bought didn't have enough juice to fill a cup!
hahahahaha
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by nowpresence(f): 9:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
lovat:
NYSC camping is the only fun thing about NYSC. I have this penchant for going late for any public stuff and i got to campa day after camp closed bbecause i needed to tidy somethings in the office.

The soldiers refused to allow me enter and i lied to them that I've been on the road for three days because we are part of the people that were ceded to Cameroun in Bakassi Pennisula. They pitied me and made me their friends because i could build stories just from reading news online grin


The Camp Director didn't doubt my stiry either and he was pressing me to tell him more but remember if you want to lie BE BRIEF grin



I went to camp as a big boy because its been long i graduated and going for NYSC wasn't a prority with deals to close. Most of the corp members were still in Year1 when i graduated from school.


I didn't participate in anything in camp because i was busy pursuing an NYSC official. After camp i went to my PPA and the next time i went there again was to do my POP
Bros I hail o
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by fyneguy: 9:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
Enemyofpeace:
you are right the thread is very very educated and information especially for those of us that will be going to camp sun.

Jeez

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Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by Ishilove: 9:20pm On Jan 21, 2017
lovat:
NYSC camping is the only fun thing about NYSC. I have this penchant for going late for any public stuff and i got to campa day after camp closed bbecause i needed to tidy somethings in the office.

The soldiers refused to allow me enter and i lied to them that I've been on the road for three days because we are part of the people that were ceded to Cameroun in Bakassi Pennisula. They pitied me and made me their friends because i could build stories just from reading news online grin


The Camp Director didn't doubt my stiry either and he was pressing me to tell him more but remember if you want to lie BE BRIEF grin



I went to camp as a big boy because its been long i graduated and going for NYSC wasn't a prority with deals to close. Most of the corp members were still in Year1 when i graduated from school.


I didn't participate in anything in camp because i was busy pursuing an NYSC official. After camp i went to my PPA and the next time i went there again was to do my POP
.

Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by ReneeNuttall(f): 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2017
lovat:
Have you Served?
nah, I wasn't opportuned to go to school embarassed[quote author=l
Re: 9 Lessons No One Taught Me Before Going To NYSC Camp by lovat(m): 9:21pm On Jan 21, 2017
Ishilove:

What year was this? cheesy
2010

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