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sirOrubebe:
Dude! Is this what I am thinking?

Na Hadampson you dey throway kiss give

Hadampson:
*runs out of the thread b4 samyfreshsmooth enter* spdazzy i dey come, i wan go buy ice_cream 4 broda yungtemy side i will be right back in a few hours, okay

sirOrubebe:
Please when you find him... Just use the shovel carry am go troway for sambisa. Thank you in advance

Chumzypinky:
Babe hafa update na. If u cnt update, pls jst let us knw wetin dey sup, i knw its nt easy

SPDAZZY:
OK dear, I want vanilla, chocolate and caramel

Oly23:
OK sir I dey come make I just carry one or two small bombs just small one

Hadampson:
Bro no dey do me like diz.. we don dey 2geda tey_tey. btw am nt doin barman again.. my boo has cum back wit a lots of money enuf 4 us tew settle down


Na bcoz i need sum cash na im make me take dah job, if nt, BARMAN, ordinary BARMAN tofiakwa.. olorun maje itz a disgrace tew my personality

Hadampson:
Bomb wetin u wan use am do.. abegi.. oya bring one, i wan use am 4 experiment.

*while holding d bomb, waiting 4 samfreshsmooth tew passby*

samyfreshsmooth:
shuuuu bros why u dey run na

i be wan come call u make we gather go find d man o....u go follow me go dis mission impossible abi

samyfreshsmooth:
lol dude u wanna use my bomb on me?...ask oly23 she would tell u dat am the leader o b____ (make i no 2 talk o b4 i wake up see battalion of army 4 my house)

u want to bomb me bah?
dont worry i knw ur weakest point (ur honeypie spdazzy)

na to aduld-nap her i go jxt do....

samyfreshsmooth:
lol ok o bro

#picks machete,hunting gun,3 table knives,bow wit just 8 arrows,sickle,rake,watering can,shovel,and bobo#
***on a mission to go find d yeye guy wey dey sell drink 4 the entire nl-literature section wey still give sirorubebe alomo and sunshine46 guinness beer**

SPDAZZY:
Abeg make una leave my love for me. We understand each other.

sunshine46:
He remains Hadampson nah...u don't need all these btw,simply boil water to 75 degrees,I'll tell u what to do with it

samyfreshsmooth:
na mistake na....abeg no dey shat am na...u want make sunshine and odas hear am...

na mistake..e no go happen again....

ABEG take dis 1892 non-acoholic gulder take hold body 1st

sirOrubebe:
Lmao @ d later part of your post... Oya go enjoy with your boo.

But who go come dey serve drink here ni?

sirOrubebe:
Gerrarahia mehn! You when dey sh*t on your honeypie upandan since. Abi you want me to blow breeze mame fowl yansh open?

You be like Donald Trump -- changing women like boxers. Can't you see me and my boo? Even Obama and Michelle go jeaslous us

BTW, which barman you dey call? E be like say the residue of the alomo when you guzzle y'day dey play ping-pong for your skull

sirOrubebe:
Bribing?... With a bottle of drink?

You can do better... I go shout o

samyfreshsmooth:
lol...oya do make u come sharp sharp...no go let buhari soldiers caish u o...i hear say dem don go do camp 4 there as we just comot....anyway sha i trust u....if dem 1 jxt caish u just press the bomb wey we tye join ur leg.... ..

Good evening

Hadampson:
Bomb wetin u wan use am do.. abegi.. oya bring one, i wan use am 4 experiment.

*while holding d bomb, waiting 4 samfreshsmooth tew passby*

sunshine46:
No need to shout dear,I don hear am...samyfreshsmooth,ayam no longer understanding,are u bisexual And then,take that bottle of expired liquor away bfr I open my eyes

Hadampson:
Don't even think of it at all o.. don't go near her o.. wat am i saying sef..

*calls mayweather, john cena, brock lesnar, bigshow and mark henry* my brothers i get anoda job 4 u. just execute d job wel lyk u did d oda tym i wil pay u handsomely diz tym around

Hadampson:
Ehn make samyfreshsmooth take over nah like OLAMIDE

Oly23:
Shei you know say na home made bomb e fit explode any time e no get remote!

sirOrubebe:
Bribing?... With a bottle of drink?
You can do better... I go shout o

sunshine46:
He remains Hadampson nah...u don't need all these btw,simply boil water to 75 degrees,I'll tell u what to do with it

Hadampson:
Don't even think of it at all o.. don't go near her o.. wat am i saying sef..

*calls mayweather, john cena, brock lesnar, bigshow and mark henry* my brothers i get anoda job 4 u. just execute d job wel lyk u did d oda tym i wil pay u handsomely diz tym around

sunshine46:
don't mind him...I'm so exhausted 2nyt ehn and then I'm in a not-too-good mood,got a heart-breaking news...mtchew...I wouldn't mind a massage tho

cyndylove64:
guy u forget goldberg.e break lesnar record.#thank me later

samyfreshsmooth:
Not dat am fearing u o but i will not be begining to starting to commencing to kidnap ur wife again....i dont kidnap photoless ladies becos i no wan by mistake go kidnap winsh o

samyfreshsmooth:
Ah no o...u want make i lose ground on the small progress wey i don make in my titanic mission to impress pretty miss sunshine46?

abi u no knw say shey no dy like bar men?

#whispers# "dat ur wife spdazzy fine sha o...i fit go on just 1 date with am?

Oly23:
Shei you know say na home made bomb e fit explode any time e no get remote!

samyfreshsmooth:
lol...this really got me laffing...i add it to 1 of the action scenes in the story am trying to string up