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Behemoth1:
We all know the typical Nigeria girl look, always dark skinned, shapeless, big ugly lips. In a group of Nigeria girls, you always find one that is average looking, while the other five are ugly as fück.


A pretty Nigerian girl is as rare as a chicken with teeth. You'd have to look for years before you find one.


Plastic surgery can't do them any justice. Make-up can't do them no justice. Matter of fact, nothing can do justice to their ugliness.

I'm beginning to think God's eyes were closed whilst he was forming them.

Ugly things.

StarBukola:
Am not surprise, everyone of your relative is ugly including your mom( no offence) but as for me olubukola am pretty as a picture....

makydebbie:
Awwn...Op just started his mentural flow

Behemoth1:
People melt the hearts of their partners by claiming they would catch a grenade for them.



But you went on and literally caught grenades for your current and ex boyfriends! Hence you are darker than charcoal.

Jodha:
The question the slowpoke could have asked is "why is my mother ugly?"..


Op correct yourself

Azeequeen:
Who is this one?

Jodha:
The question the slowpoke could have asked is "why is my mother ugly?"..


Op correct yourself

prettythicksme:
Hahahahahahaha u got me laughing with ur post.

Behemoth1:
I'm not Nigerian, idiöt.



Your mother is the epitome of ugly.


People use your mother's hideous visage to scare their mischievous and naughty children.


"Behave before I call Jodha's mother" and the children instantly stops being naughty and troublesome.


Had your mother starred as Three Finger, the movie, Wrong Turn, would have been labelled the scariest movie of all time.


That's how ugly your mother is.

Behemoth1:
I'm not Nigerian, idiöt.



Your mother is the epitome of ugly.


People use your mother's hideous visage to scare their mischievous and naughty children.


"Behave before I call Jodha's mother" and the children instantly stops being naughty and troublesome.


Had your mother starred as Three Finger, the movie, Wrong Turn, would have been labelled the scariest movie of all time.


That's how ugly your mother is.

Behemoth1:
What do you mean, no offence? Your face is an offence to society.

Hence you should start covering your revolting face with huge wigs like the singer, Sia.

Your mother had to get drunk first before she could bring herself to breastfeed your hideous self!

Jodha:
Calm down brother...

I've not yet started with you... You're already squeezing your rumpled face... Typing all sort of blunders...

From your posts we all know your face is a scarecrow... But my problem is your lack of grammatical prowess, the use of English and most importantly common sense...

Take it or leave it you're a worthless chronic fool