Udochee:
shoutouts to Amy & LM, congrats on your respective awards. you guys owe us lunch tomorrow oo. am okay with garri ijebu + fried fish head. Hennessey is too precious to pop now

Lol.
Thanks Udo. I have called out to LM but his usual shakara won't let him reply me. I know the bus stop to waylay the guy sha ... Trust me there'll be plenty of food and drinks tomorrow.

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Jazmiynne:

Infact I feel like doing a t.h.r.e.e.s.o.m.e - [s]no pun intended (if you believe this, you would believe anything)[/s]

And I just came across this...

amicable09:

Lol.
Thanks Udo. I have called out to LM but his usual shakara won't let him reply me. I know the bus stop to waylay the guy sha ... Trust me there'll be plenty of food and drinks tomorrow.
Owambe loading

Later you will coman be saying you're not juggling four men at once

And no need advertising it in my face...I already see you just scored another page opening

ProudOlodo:

I'm sure twas only because the s and c on his keypad failed, that he managed to use bag instead of sac

Hahahaha.
I have said it times without number, you are weeked!

You want to sabotage my good name and empire . I have taken time to build this sand castle, please don't bring it down with your rain

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
I have said it times without number, you are weeked!
You want to sabotage my good name and empire . I have taken time to build this sand castle, please don't bring it down with your rain

Lol.
You only mentioned you built a castle...but where? Let me guess...IN THE AIR

ProudOlodo:

Later you will coman be saying you're not juggling four men at once

And no need advertising it in my face...I already see you just scored another page opening

Hahahaha
I am as innocent as innocentina
Juggle four e-men at once Remind me again, where did I hear a group of people saying that stuff before before?

LM loves to take a particular shortcut I'm aware of. That's all.

Is LM male or female sef?
She is female

I hope you like my new page?

ProudOlodo:

Lol.
You only mentioned you built a castle...but where? Let me guess...IN THE AIR

Lol.
Your guess is wrong as always

The castle I built is in a choice location . I don't like disclosing it in public because it's very dear to my heart.

ProudOlodo:

You remind me of my old grannies. Please remind me, how old are you again?

Lol.
During the time I was born there were no calendars in my hometown but I was told that, it was that year they planted the plantain tree that is behind our compound

That's not all.
In that year, the missions school in my community taught the children how to sing a new song for marching

You want to know the song

amicable09:

Hahahaha
I am as innocent as innocentina
Juggle four e-men at once Remind me again, where did I hear a group of people saying that stuff before before?

LM loves to take a particular shortcut I'm aware of. That's all.

Is LM male or female sef?
She is female

I hope you like my new page?

I will kuku remind you...it was said in the Annals of Amicable09. That book that will be written in 2044. And let's take a closer look at it sef...
Who knows LM's gender?...amicable09
Who knows his daily route and routine?......amicable09
And who coined the LM pet name acronym?...yours truly, amicable09

This is how I celebrate your new page

amicable09:

Lol.
Your guess is wrong as always
The castle I built is in a choice location . I don't like disclosing it in public because it's very dear to my heart.

Issokay...I just know my guesses tell more truth than amicable09's keypad

ProudOlodo:

I will kuku remind you...it was said in the Annals of Amicable09. That book that will be written in 2044. And let's take a closer look at it sef...
Who knows LM's gender?...amicable09
Who knows his daily route and routine?......amicable09
And who coined the LM pet name acronym?...yours truly, amicable09

This is how I celebrate your new page

Hahahaha.
Is that so?
Is this how you lie?
All these rumours flying left, right, center, am I safe at all?

I need to pick race!

amicable09:

Lol.
During the time I was born there were no calendars in my hometown but I was told that, it was that year they planted the plantain tree that is behind our compound

That's not all.
In that year, the missions school in my community taught the children how to sing a new song for marching

You want to know the song

Lol.
O ya, what's that song?

ProudOlodo:

Issokay...I just know my guesses tell more truth than amicable09's keypad

Quick reminder on what your siggy clearly states.

'Everyone wish that their truth is the truth'
Everyone, including every keypad

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Is that so?
Is this how you lie?
All these rumours flying left, right, center, am I safe at all?

I need to pick race!

I can tell you're lying
Cos when you're replying
Stutter Stutter Stutter Stutter

#DoingADuetWithJoe

ProudOlodo:
Lol. O ya, what's that song?

Lol. It goes thus;
Left, Right Left, Right The day is bright It's bright and fair Oh, happy day The day of joy The day is bright It's bright and fair Oh, happy day of joy!
Mama Jollof rice

amicable09:

Quick reminder on what your siggy clearly states.

'Everyone wish that their truth is the truth'
Everyone, including every keypad

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thank God you know that siggy goes every way....your way, my your way, their your way

ProudOlodo:

I can tell you're lying Cos when you're replying Stutter Stutter Stutter Stutter #DoingADuetWithJoe

Lol. Who is this Joe you speak of? Is he a stutterer? I hear it can be cured

amicable09:

Lol.
It goes thus;

Left, Right
Left, Right
The day is bright
It's bright and fair
Oh, happy day
The day of joy
The day is bright
It's bright and fair
Oh, happy day of joy!

Mama Jollof rice

Oh...you're the Mama Jollof Rice in that song. I see Didn't I talk about a spirit cuisine?

amicable09:

Lol.
Who is this Joe you speak of?
Is he a stutterer?
I hear it can be cured

He was my lie detection tutor...and he's good at it

ProudOlodo:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thank God you know that siggy goes every way....your way, my your way, their your way

Hahahahahahaha.
Kindly remind me of that African proverb which says 'When you point a finger at me, the rest of the four fingers point towards... YOU! '

Put it right for me please

amicable09:

Hahahahahahaha.
Kindly remind me of that African proverb which says 'When you point a finger at me, the rest of the four fingers point towards... YOU! '
Put it right for me please

I kuku know no such proverb. Not even my grandfather or grandmother ever mentioned it...are sure it's not from Atlantis? Cos that proverb must have sunk with it

ProudOlodo:

Oh...you're the Mama Jollof Rice in that song. I see Didn't I talk about a spirit cuisine?

Ah! Wait a sec.

Give me the ingredients for this cuisine you talk so much about. Is it prepared with Rice and Tomatoes?

I am mama Africa

ProudOlodo:
He was my lie detection tutor...and he's good at it

Poor guy. He must loathe his job
How much is his take home?

amicable09:

Ah! Wait a sec.
Give me the ingredients for this cuisine you talk so much about. Is it prepared with Rice and Tomatoes?
I am mama Africa

EErrrhhmm...you can only get that recipe from one place and specific time only. Just go alone to Benin marketsquare at 1am. Knowledge findeth them who seeketh her

ProudOlodo:

I kuku know no such proverb. Not even my grandfather or grandmother ever mentioned it...are sure it's not from Atlantis? Cos that proverb must have sunk with it

Hahahaha.
It didn't sink anywhere

Except for my brain sha. It sunk deep into my brain . I dig it out when fingers are pointing at innocent me.

amicable09:

Poor guy. He must loathe his job
How much is his take home?

He does that for charity to humanity

ProudOlodo:

EErrrhhmm...you can only get that recipe from one place and specific time only. Just go alone to Benin marketsquare at 1am. Knowledge findeth them who seeketh her

Hahahaha

Benin people must hear this!
You just referred to their market as a place where spirits hold their meetings

ProudOlodo, do you know Ben Okri?
Ever read any of his books?

ProudOlodo:
He does that for charity to humanity

Lol. Joe and I have a lot in common then

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
It didn't sink anywhere
Except for my brain sha. It sunk deep into my brain . I dig it out when fingers are pointing at innocent me.

Ahaaaa...you mean your brain makes it up when it needs to defend you from true testimonies?
#Busted

ProudOlodo:

Ahaaaa...you mean your brain makes it up when it needs to defend you from true testimonies?
#Busted

Lol.

This thing I said sounds like balloon to you abi?
Why 'burs' it?

amicable09:

Hahahaha

Benin people must hear this!
You just referred to their market as a place where spirits hold their meetings

ProudOlodo, do you know Ben Okri?
Ever read any of his books?

Please, I can bribe you with anything including my precious sleep....edakun, don't report me to Benin people. I fear them more than the ICJ. Is Ben Okri from Benin too?...I honestly don't know him.

amicable09:

Lol.
Joe and I have a lot in common then

Yes, he lies sings too