amicable09:

Lolz. You seem to know so much and sound very much like them... Are you sure you aren't one of them?

Have you seen the movie Antman? It will teach you that man can beat the species boundaries

Edit: Oh no...Oh no...it happened again! For this, I dedicate 5 hankies to amicable09

ProudOlodo:

Have you seen the movie Antman? It will teach you that man can beat the species boundaries

I haven't seen it at all.
But I did biology in secondary school and my teachers never mentioned that part

Have we evolved again?
Do I now have a tail and horns?

Lolz.
New page opened by ProudOlodo again!!!!!?
What is all this na?
Why am I being cheated upon?
I don't think this is ordinary.


Come, between you and I, what did you touch? What did you rub on your fingers? Be honest, I won't tell anyone

amicable09:

Have we I evolved again?
Do I now have a tail and horns?

Yes, to all the questions above

amicable09:
Lolz.
New page opened by ProudOlodo again!!!!!?
What is all this na?
Why am I being cheated upon?
I don't think this is ordinary.

Come, between you and I, what did you touch? What did you rub on your fingers? Be honest, I won't tell anyone

Lemme tell you how you can do it....try another adventure with that very ewedu

amicable09:

The cable in your head dey touch

Lol.
Lemme goan check and fix that cable before I blow up I leave you in tears for my new page peace until then

ProudOlodo:
Yes, to all the questions above

Hahahaha. Look in the mirror, tell me what you see. Me or you?

ProudOlodo:

Lemme tell you how you can do it....try another adventure with that very ewedu

Hahahaha.
So all this torture is because of ewedu soup?
You should have told me since na. I will take a 'tour' in my soup pot.

ProudOlodo:

Lol.
Lemme goan check and fix that cable before I blow up I leave you in tears for my new page peace until then

Lol.

Goodbye dear
#Peace

Jazmiynne:
Lemme jus drop this one here

One Direction - Half a heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8BON3L7tc
If you miss me, I'll miss you more

So your friends been telling me You been sleeping with my sweater picture And that you can't stop missing me Bet my friends been telling you I'm not doing much better Cause I'm missing half of me
And being here without you Is like I'm waking up to Only half a blue sky Kind of there but not quite I'm walking round with just one shoe I'm half a heart without you I'm half a woman at best With half an arrow in my chest I miss everything we do I'm half a heart without you Forget all we said that night No it doesn't even matter Cause we both got split in two If you could spare an hour or so We'll go for lunch down by the river Street We can really talk it through And being here without you Is like I'm waking up to Only half a blue sky Kind of there but not quite I'm walking round with just one shoe I'm half a heart without you I'm half a woman at best With half an arrow in my chest Cause I miss everything we do I'm half a heart without you
Half a heart without you I'm half a heart without you Though I try to get you out of my head The truth is I got lost without you And since then I've been waking up to
Only half a blue sky (Only half a blue sky) Kind of there but not quite I'm walking round with just one shoe I'm half a heart without you I'm half a woman at best (Half a woman at best) With half an arrow in my chest Cause I miss everything we do I'm half a heart without you
Without you [x2] Half a heart without you Without you [x2] Half a heart without you #runsOuttaThread

and u'll vex ifa toast u

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Ferdyboss:


Nice one....Davide470, see a fellow Process Engineer

Hook him up ASAP...

Boss how far... I go like get the connect too. Thanks

Thanks to everyone posting Job listing...
But permit to ask do you intentionally skip Chemical/Process/Quality control engineering jobs
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If you have answered yes to the above questions, we have a fantastic opportunity for you.
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Job Category: Contract

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Job Description

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• Proven HR Experience within a factory setting
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amicable09:

Hahahaha.
So all this torture is because of ewedu soup?
You should have told me since na. I will take a 'tour' in my soup pot.

Lol. You and you alone shall be responsible for this tour and whatever results therein

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Look in the mirror, tell me what you see.
Me or you?

It depends on the mirror I'm looking at and what I see...
When I stand in front of the mirror and see an image that depicts the appearance of a proper Homo sapiens...that's me
When peek into the mirror from behind you, and see an image bearing horns and tail...definitely you not me

Jazmiynne:


Nairaland blocked me from posting stuff last night....

Kaboninc knows that his agbero proposal kolewerk

If you were to post stuffs, what would it be?

Lol @ my agbero proposal.

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Oh Nooo but why do son of men convert the thread into discussion and exchange of banters. I will chase u both out now

Happy new month y'all, the valentine's month we've all been waiting for is here...

Btw, proudolodo and amicable09 should get a room already..we know it's Chatroom but una don monopolise am too much, e yaff do!

cc150615:
Happy new month y'all, the valentine's month we've all been waiting for is here...

Btw, proudolodo and amicable09 should get a room already..we know it's Chatroom but una don monopolise am too much, e yaff do!

Lol.
Happy new month CC.

But ProudOlodo and I are making judicious use of this available room na . Don't pursue us plix

Jammiiee:
Oh Nooo but why do son of men convert the thread into discussion and exchange of banters. I will chase u both out now

Lol
But really that's the reason why this particular thread was created in the first place

Get in the flow

ProudOlodo:

Lol. You and you alone shall be responsible for this tour and whatever results therein

The result shall be exceptionally good

Take this promise of mine to the bank and cash billions with it

ProudOlodo:

It depends on the mirror I'm looking at and what I see...
When I stand in front of the mirror and see an image that depicts the appearance of a proper Homo sapiens...that's me
When peek into the mirror from behind you, and see an image bearing horns and tail...definitely you not me

Lol.
You wish!

It's a new month, therefore you need a new mirror. Out of generosity stemming from the pit of my heart, I donate a glass house to you

Don't thank me.
Stand up! Stand up! Don't prostrate either
This is what real friends do for each other

Happy new month dear
#Feb14Loading

Bn jumping from one man to another like ehm........
Sha don't be a polyandrist...

amicable09:

Lol.
Happy new month CC.

But ProudOlodo and I are making judicious use of this available room na . Don't pursue us plix

Happy February to us all

cc150615:
Happy new month y'all, the valentine's month we've all been waiting for is here...

Btw, proudolodo and amicable09 should get a room already..we know it's Chatroom but una don monopolise am too much, e yaff do!

Lol.
Ayaf kuku told amicable09 that this Monopoly game is too long and yaf tire me. We're going now to Ludo

Happy new month to you too ma'am

amicable09:

Lol.
You wish!

It's a new month, therefore you need a new mirror. Out of generosity stemming from the pit of my heart, I donate a glass house to you

Don't thank me.
Stand up! Stand up! Don't prostrate either
This is what real friends do for each other

Happy new month dear
#Feb14UnLoading

Lol.
But I like throwing stones inside the house...no thank you. acannot accept your animosity generosity

Happy new month to you too

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Lol onidinlaaaa

amicable09:

Lol
But really that's the reason why this particular thread was created in the first place

Get in the flow

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Have a fantastic birthday, celebrate the happiness on every day of your life.

Happy Birthday!! LastMumu.

Happy birthday LM