I'm in the yEast. You have half the journey already na. We'd probably see in camp.

Juicy24:
@mrdashing10 am at minna

AMAKAVIOLA nawa oo,what really happened btw us today self?please are you coming 2mr??

sharliz:
m here ooo ...it has been stressful oo

HBD

ufondunenye:
AMAKAVIOLA nawa oo,what really happened btw us today self?please are you coming 2mr??

coming were? Our platoon played volley 2dy.

prince9851:

HBD

tnx dear

AMAKAVIOLA:



coming were? Our platoon played volley 2dy.

Sorry,were you the person that called me yestday?

sharliz:
tnx dear

Today is your birthday?

nowpresence:
Lol. ....we did not plan it o But thanks

I'm in 4Platoon.. how about you

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

OK guys,my platoon(3) was on duty yesterday,I was at the kitchen as well,indeed it was fun and kudos to the able men and women working in the kitchen,may God bless them bountifully(Ameen) well,I was so lively,cracked jokes,make friends with the women and it was an education being in the kitchen.
One thing i have learned so far is that following protocols in Nigeria is a waste of time,you have to learn how to jump quene as I am now a master in that aspect,line up accordingly and "u go tey for line".
Ehn ehn,I don't eat once as the meal ticket indicate,it's always thrice or twice per meal as it depend on my mood but the least is twice.
Today the beagle was blown at 5:30am,shuuuuu,oga beagle don sleep ni instead of the usual 5:00am,na Godwin sha.
Some guys were busted today for forging medical reports just for redeployment as they will be given a service extension,imagine feigning sickness such as seizure and epilepsy, "haaaaa,den no try".
Camp has being full of fun except the cold aspect,I'm enjoying my stay.
Yet to meet with paris123 as she's yet to reply the mail I sent to her,hopefully she will.
Oh oh oh,i met a lady today and she said to me"You're too cool,you don't talk but just looked as if you are not part of us" well I only smiled and said"If the need arise,I will but I prefer to watch you guys and to learn from you all"LOL,she got me there,I don't talk initially,I only communicate with few corpers.
Watch out for the next update...

You too gbasky my guy, I too dey enjoy you, inshort you and gurusvicawelt suppose receive award. I promise to follow una footsteps wen I enter camp.

callmemercy:

Today is your birthday?

yesterday

joshuachuks93:
The DG arrived the Bauchi camp at about 12pm. We did what we know how to do best as quarter guards and it was excellent as we got pure water money from DG.......immediately he left i was back to my duty post at the camp clinic.

The Clinic has been not been easy as some persons with ailments considered not suitable to remain in camp has been sent home with instant relocation. Some of whom collapsed during parade, some had asthmatic attacks etc......a corp member on admission at the clinic whom was been considered for relocatiin left d clinic without being discharged only for her to be rushed back yesterday with serious pains, thank God we cld stabilize her before we then transfered her to the teaching hospital in town.
The case that really pieced me off was that of a guy with asthma who became a platoon leader and was overseeing the kitchen, why on earth he did that i don't know when he knows smoke aggraviates their condition. All this jst gave me a clue to what must have happened in Kano during stream 1. Some persons know they are not healthy but want to participate in all camp activities.. why?

During our welcome party on saturday, a boy came up stage removed his clothes, and opened his bombom all in the name of commedy. He was lucky he was not caught....decamping direct...i really wondered if he was a graduate. Five boys were called out of parade ground dis morning, suspected they commited and must have been decamped...update later.

#BauchiCamp, Wailo.

Confirm my brother God bless you sir, tiri gbosa for you.... #Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!

sharliz:
yesterday

I'm sorry, I didn't know. happy belated birthday dear.... I pray that God's hand shall be visible upon ur life.... send my cake o.

Dream2:
Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

OK guys,my platoon(3) was on duty yesterday,I was at the kitchen as well,indeed it was fun and kudos to the able men and women working in the kitchen,may God bless them bountifully(Ameen) well,I was so lively,cracked jokes,make friends with the women and it was an education being in the kitchen.
One thing i have learned so far is that following protocols in Nigeria is a waste of time,you have to learn how to jump quene as I am now a master in that aspect,line up accordingly and "u go tey for line".
Ehn ehn,I don't eat once as the meal ticket indicate,it's always thrice or twice per meal as it depend on my mood but the least is twice.
Today the beagle was blown at 5:30am,shuuuuu,oga beagle don sleep ni instead of the usual 5:00am,na Godwin sha.
Some guys were busted today for forging medical reports just for redeployment as they will be given a service extension,imagine feigning sickness such as seizure and epilepsy, "haaaaa,den no try".
Camp has being full of fun except the cold aspect,I'm enjoying my stay.
Yet to meet with paris123 as she's yet to reply the mail I sent to her,hopefully she will.
Oh oh oh,i met a lady today and she said to me"You're too cool,you don't talk but just looked as if you are not part of us" well I only smiled and said"If the need arise,I will but I prefer to watch you guys and to learn from you all"LOL,she got me there,I don't talk initially,I only communicate with few corpers.
Watch out for the next update...

I replied, you and I know how crappy the network in zamfara is.

Happy belated birthday to sharliz sweerie, llnp.
Hope you are enjoying ur oyo camping.

Hi guys, am new in this platform , pls can some1 help me out here, am caught up in choosing the states for my NYSC, but I have Lagos, Akwa ibom and Enugu in mind, what do u tink guys?

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Goodiejames:
Hi guys, am new in this platform , pls can some1 help me out here, am caught up in choosing the states for my NYSC, but I have Lagos, Akwa ibom and Enugu in mind, what do u tink guys?

Cool dear, but this not the right place for you pls come and join us in Nysc 2017A thread then you lld get to know more cos this thread is for 2016B and they are already in camp.
So come let's go dear.
Thanks.

Hello friends......
Today was SAED orientation and entrepreneurship lecture. SAED starts properly tomorrow.....
We had Akara and Pap for breakfast this morning and poridge yam for lunch...i really enjoyed them..kudos to platoon 5 members in kitchen today.

There was a temptation today at the camp Clinic by two ladies, one is from my faculty in sch and the other i don't know. They both asked me to write that they are pregnant, so that they can get instant relocation because that's what ladies discovered to be pregnant get. Thank God i told them no plainly. They would haf put me in trouble and if caught its actually siezing of licence.

Fake medical report here and there all in the name of relocation and redeployment.....come see sickness wey people dey claim. Chai! God help us oh!

Goodiejames:
Hi guys, am new in this platform , pls can some1 help me out here, am caught up in choosing the states for my NYSC, but I have Lagos, Akwa ibom and Enugu in mind, what do u tink guys?

If you're thinking about Enugu because of the state allawee you are wrong
Lagos and Akwa ibom are better

davimiles:
I'm in 4Platoon.. how about you

Platoon one

Good evening my e-Fam....Been a while...

....And so my platoon thrilled the audience at the just concluded cultural day, though some platoons are yet to showcase their presentation. Today, a football match between my platoon, platoon 8 and and platoon 9 ended in 1-0 in favour of my platoon. I no know where dem carry me from, na so I see myself as their keeper..lolz...


Camp is still fun, like seriously, we are getting used to the normal wake-up early routine. The drilling don reduce sha. Most annoying to me na this SAED lectures, no lecture wey I no de sleep. Chai, my village people get me for that aspect. They invited a man today to educate us during SAED, he kept waxing stronger in the midst of murmuring and complains. He saw the tiredness and lack of interest written all over our faces, but he was determined!. He said, he was paid for this and he must deliver his lecture. We had no choice, i sleep, wake up, sleep again wake up, the ugly man never comot. I tired, I con de listen to music on my fone. Thanks to my lovely earpiece. lolz


Women, hmmm...I never see any catch sha, dem too plenty. I get female friends sha, and babes de chew gum guys with money upandan..Na so I de see fat fat people everywhere. I am very brief in stature, so I no de do oju kukoro. lolz.

As for dinner, they served us Tuwo and one soup like that wey I know no d name...


Off to mami to recharge my stomach. I cannot eat tuwo this night. Next time, I will try. P.S. I don chop am before ooo



#NaSKopa

paris123:


I replied, you and I know how crappy the network in zamfara is.

Ohhh,i understand,can you hi me on whatsapp since my contact is in the mail I sent to you,i will call you thereafter.

Juicy24:
@mrdashing10 am at minna

paiko orientation camp...#P2

happy belated birthday to you sweetie pie

sharliz

heart you largely

From Nasarawa Camp...

They caught a male Corper and a married female corper doing their thing on code...May God help us...

#NaSKopa...

chiefojiji:
happy belated birthday to you sweetie pie


sharliz


heart you largely

You this shiefojiji you are a badt fellow, u didn't even coman share ur camp experience with us.

segunk1:


You this shiefojiji you are a badt fellow, u didn't even coman share ur camp experience with us.

no good experience yet apart from the way I used to disguise my voice like dos solja fifu,every morning just to threaten my hostel mates, and I no wan know how thick or strong you are, you must fall for it horrible sweet voice.



oya! all ov you fifu in dis hostel, jumf up b4 d can't ov tree, ahear?


okay lemme start doubling up before one Yeye wawu go corn dey threaten his daddy upandan!

nowpresence:
Platoon one

whats ur name... I will look for u

chiefojiji:



no good experience yet apart from the way I used to disguise my voice like dos solja fifu,every morning just to threaten my hostel mates, and I no wan know how thick or strong you are, you must fall for it horrible sweet voice.



oya! all ov you fifu in dis hostel, jumf up b4 d can't ov tree, ahear?


okay lemme start doubling up before one Yeye wawu go corn dey threaten his daddy upandan!

Lmao in high tempo! If soldier catch you dey mimic dem lasan Yhmmmm na 2days pushup purnishment straight

optimist25:
baba I rep platoon2....which platoo u dey?.....been chilling with LollyD.......where sharliz,Hollatunjy et all?

Na platoon 4 I dey bro

Hello dearies.......

The song has changed over here o. The cold is getting too much....boys don change song. Initially it was: Na who go tire, we respond: Na u go tire sir but now d response is we do tire sir.

Platoon competitions haf started....lets know who go win.

I rep.
#platoon5
#BauchiCorper