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"If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says - Christianity Etc (5) - Nairaland

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 3:20pm On Feb 03, 2017
lol. this is what to people that sleeps around with different ladies all in the name of testing them all
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Maximus85(m): 3:20pm On Feb 03, 2017
I thought as much. Na only this place snake dey destroy destiny. Smh
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse
do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?
I'm not denying d fact dt stuff lyk ds happen,i'm jes openin my mind 2 d possiblity dt ds 1 is most likely a sham....BTW,still tryin 2 wrap my mind arnd d concept of a woman hvin a dog's anus 4 a vagina...WTH!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by kalemy(m): 3:25pm On Feb 03, 2017
ur own don finish be that because I will not only kill the snake, I will behead it, boil it, and make pepper soup with it.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by freecocoa(f): 3:29pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
i mean dog ass
So you mean some women's vagina, is like a dogs ass. Still doesn't make sense to me. huh
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:33pm On Feb 03, 2017
blkmum700:
Na so one olosho girl say she be snake,say any guy way fu..ck her and no pay her money go die in seven days or go broke,i de tell you,guys fu..,ck her pieces noting happen,na when this kind lie go stop for this world.
U jes had 2 test her theory wt ur life?! shocked I hail thee
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by blkmum700: 3:36pm On Feb 03, 2017
Lisaflex:
U jes had 2 test her theory wt ur life?! shocked I hail thee
because i don't believe it,i like snake girls,if you know any,ping me up.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:
Again, you're dumb to believe that Yahoo Yahoo still works

You need to travel out of Nigeria, everyone knows what 419 is

Why don't you go do Yahoo Yahoo and get rich like Hushpupi ??
me?? I'm a Christian it's against my ethics





but









you wey successful pass all the Christians call this number 07086431266 ......the person would show you that yahoo yahoo still exists well grin
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Jammiiee(m): 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2017
Do u really love maths angry
lovemaths:
I just came to check names.

AFONJAS, I HAIL UNA.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2017
Doctor0071:
tell us her name in case of
vanessa
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 3:41pm On Feb 03, 2017
gbosaa:
Nonsense.

She hasn't come across men who eat snakes for dinner, men who use snake oil and wear snake skin as clothes.
hahahaha...U are right
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Ohamzee: 3:43pm On Feb 03, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:

Taaa
You can only scare kids with that bullshit

What will the evil spirit do to me ?? Make my millions of naira in the bank disappear ?? Or make my properties go up in flames ??

I will fucck the Evil spirit out of her

Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 3:44pm On Feb 03, 2017
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by akigbemaru: 3:45pm On Feb 03, 2017
Tb and Fake miracle.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by princeemmma(m): 3:50pm On Feb 03, 2017
winkmart:
Gabriel Afolayan be like: " Ejo Ife "

Snake of Love
Gabriel Afolayanhuhhuh? or what are u saying

Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Efewestern: 3:53pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
she Hates Lights. Once Is Morning She Covers Her Mosquito Net With Wrapper That Has A Dark Colour And Stays There For Hours Without Talking And I Just Keep Staring At Her And I'll Be Like "What Kinda Girl Do I Hv As A Roomate" Even At Night When The Light Is On She Doesnt Stay In The Room Till They Tk The Light Then She Comes In And Lie Dwn. Sometimes The Door Will Be Locked, And Yet She Still Enters Into The Room Late At Night . How She Opens The Door I Dnt Knw. Ma Roomate Had To Ask Her Severally And She Wud Say 'It Wasnt Locked' Or "i Dont Know". I Had To Leave That Room Oh.
so tell me.. is she intelligent, ? does she cook?.. men. Shit happens. this your story is scary
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 3:55pm On Feb 03, 2017
to be on d saver side,,guys make una dey use anointed condom grin...#libidohigh #zipup4wat
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 3:56pm On Feb 03, 2017
blkmum700:
because i don't believe it,i like snake girls,if you know any,ping me up.
I jes dey luk u
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by blkmum700: 3:59pm On Feb 03, 2017
Lisaflex:
I jes dey luk u
abeg no forget me if u see any snake girl even if she claim,she get Marine Spirit,i like girls like that,because me self get mai own snake for body and Spirit when we jam each other we go see the person snake way get power pass or spirit.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by riczy(m): 4:02pm On Feb 03, 2017
Lisaflex:
Humming "this is superstory...." Y is she even red in complexion? Cld it hv been d possession or d deliverance dt caused d redness huh
bleaching bleachers!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by datizy(f): 4:05pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.
Hmmm. Lord have mercy
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by riczy(m): 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
Na wash abeg!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by marcelino26(m): 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
Calm down everybody, the snake girl is here!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by winkmart: 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
princeemmma:
Gabriel Afolayanhuhhuh? or what are u saying
Don't let this recession get to you that hard... that was a joke and can't u see the guy looks like Gabe
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by IamUdo(m): 4:08pm On Feb 03, 2017
Wash man.... washing machine
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Obascoetubi: 4:08pm On Feb 03, 2017
mostHandsome01:
i dont doubt u abit!. have experienced something similar
tell us
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by TinaAnita(f): 4:08pm On Feb 03, 2017
Next post pls!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by sweetrace(f): 4:12pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.
So, you saw her at two different places at the same time? Haba!!!! She probably talked to herself cos she was surrounded by bimbos who believed that one could be in 2 places at the same time. She needed intelligent conversation. Alas, there wasn't any to have it with. So she had it with herself. I wonder who started the ugly rumors that she was a snake? Mabe a jealous roommatehuh?? Poor girl! Being a victim of bullying isn't easy at all. I hope she didn't end up committing suicide.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by redsun(m): 4:14pm On Feb 03, 2017
Deluded basstards,same reason why they live in filth and in perpetual darkness ni the 21st century. Why won't you hallucinate?with all that mosquito bites,scorching heat,empty stomach and unimaginable hopelessness?
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Yomiwayne80(m): 4:14pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse
do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?
See lie! Bros I hail thee
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by poyet(m): 4:16pm On Feb 03, 2017
Wouldn't it be cool to feel how it is to knack a snake?
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 4:17pm On Feb 03, 2017
Efewestern:
so tell me.. is she intelligent, ? does she cook?.. men. Shit happens. this your story is scary
she Buys Food, She Eats Once A Day. She In My Friend's Dept Bt She Hardly Attends Lectures. And Her Results Are Nice. Its Only During Exams She Goes To School. Other Days Its Either She Smwere Else Or In The Room. Thats It Oh Ma Dr
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