ahnie:
ayam greeting..

i dey troway salute oo. for zino mind now she dey claim bigz girls, issorite. but seriously some of the agents/personnel that handled the bvn registration for some banks really made mistakes. just take am easy bikoo

Udochee:

i dey troway salute oo. for zino mind now she dey claim bigz girls, issorite. but seriously some of the agents/personnel that handled the bvn registration for some banks really made mistakes. just take am easy bikoo

ok wee yaff heard.how z the FAM?

Ranting time#I need to curb my 18months daughter's sabi sabi that woman wee not kee me.she wee not let me eat my agbalumo( cherry in peace)nothing I eat now in peace.

The other day...we boarded a keke going home.normally she usually have a seat to herself whenever we are going home everyday.

So that Evening she sat beside me,eating her orange(papa zino taught me that,we don't lick oranges,but eat them)while waitin for the keke to be filled,two passengers came,and were quarrelling on where to sit.

Nutting concern zino o...zino was just busy saying....Haba Jesus nawa o.the keke rider turned and asked...madam what did you say?I told him nuttin.zino still repeated Haba,Jesus Na wa o.the two quarrelling dudes were just starring at her.they entered n we zoomed off.

As a preggy...you hav to FART.its a must,I see no crime in it.but my daughter won't allow me to disperse the fart out naturally.it is eida hmmmm mama zino don mess or hmmmm mama mess.the embarrassing aspect z...Even when her father calls to hav a session with on the phone,zino would also report to her father that...Daddy mama zino mess.she mess welwel.ayam thinking of buying big foil paper...wrap her as a parcel and dashin her out as gift.but I wee miss her...no body wee run small small errands for me like going to the cupboard to get salt n pepper for me when cooking time comes.

Haaa when she z in the mood for praise and worship,you wee laff taya.these are her songs album.

Take daddy father(take glory father)
Take daddy sun(take glory son)
Take daddy,holy goal,now n for evermorn'


You are great!
Oh oh
You are great!
Oh oh
Everytin sitting about you z great!

How can you bee singing and bee dooyin oh oh oh!

And when she wants to recite the national anthem...na that one you go laff belle scatter.abeg I cant type the wordingz,but its damn hilarious.
Pls God Mr ahlez should be granted a break to come visit his family!

Sometimes zino would just give me a startle....oya mama zino run...i say run now.for Allah sake...how can I bee runnin like that wen nutting z after me.i should bee running with my big belle abi?

Choi I cant wait to offload com early may,carrying pregnancy,also blessed with my sabi sabi madam no easy.

Quintee I sight you.

We were having a little discuss this morning...due to the severe harmattan,I decided to push further!

Me...zino how are you?
Zino...fyn!
Me...What z your name?
Zino...pretty,pretty zino!
Me...Are you pretty!
Zino...yes!
Me...how old are you?
Zino....6months(puhahaha 6months indeeed)Me...zino where are you from?
Zino...Ossissa
Me...where z ossissa?
Zino...in delta stage(state)
Me...what z your mummy's name?
Zino...ahnie(Annie)

Me...what z your daddy's name?
Zino...Daddy Alex!
Zino...Maamaa what z this?
Points to my bump,touches it.
Me...its belle!
Zino....who have it?
Me...God
Zino...laughs ...no no nonono it's daddy Alex.daddy Alex give maamaa zino belle.

Country people I think its time for my 18months daughter to go RENT her own apartment

@ ahnie am so in love with your daughter. Love your diary. Abeg come and dash me zino. Such kids make life interesting. Baba God pick my call and give me Zino type

By the way she is learning from onekuz

ahnie:
Nutting concern zino o...zino was just busy saying....Haba Jesus nawa o.the keke rider turned and asked...madam what did you say?I told him nuttin.zino still repeated Haba,Jesus Na wa o.the two quarrelling dudes were just starring at her.they entered n we zoomed off.

As a preggy...you hav to FART.its a must,I see no crime in it.but my daughter won't allow me to disperse the fart out naturally.it is eida hmmmm mama zino don mess or hmmmm mama mess.the embarrassing aspect z...Even when her father calls to hav a session with on the phone,zino would also report to her father that...Daddy mama zino mess.she mess welwel.ayam thinking of buying big foil paper...wrap her as a parcel and dashin her out as gift.but I wee miss her...no body wee run small small errands for me like going to the cupboard to get salt n pepper for me when cooking time comes.

the person who will accept the 'gift' must be very strong. The kiddo is very smart and I love that. Wehdone mah (in Falz's voice)

ahnie:
ok wee yaff heard.how z the FAM?

everyone's good oo. you & zino ehh, i comment my reserve.

Uncle udochee,mymmyjj n ma'am forzarush...tankhu for the corn-pli-ments.

Dear diary.....i would bee quitting my job com Feb 28th.i now walk like rhino,panting for air and with semi swollen legs.

Edd z may,but I would love to giv birth at April end.couple with zino carry carry me gimmicks.i cook,mop,fetchwater from the next compound everyday after returning from work around 8pm everyday.

We are the only one residing in the whole big compound.God pls bless me with a very good tenant...lemmi bee seeing person Wey I go talk with.

Zino has taken solace in talkin to pawpaw by greeting n curtsy.mee na kitchen utensils bee my friends,sinc Mr ahlez has chosen to go chase after money in Enugu state

ahnie:
Dear diary.....i would bee quitting my job com Feb 28th.i now walk like rhino,panting for air and with semi swollen legs.

Edd z may,but I would love to giv birth at April end.couple with zino carry carry me gimmicks.i cook,mop,fetchwater from the next compound everyday after returning from work around 8pm everyday.

We are the only one residing in the whole big compound.God pls bless me with a very good tenant...lemmi bee seeing person Wey I go talk with.

Zino has taken solace in talkin to pawpaw by greeting n curtsy.mee na kitchen utensils bee my friends,sinc Mr ahlez has chosen to go chase after money in Enugu state

It is well my sister...can you get help that comes in during the day to help everyday?

ahnie:
Dear diary.....i would bee quitting my job com Feb 28th.i now walk like rhino,panting for air and with semi swollen legs.

Edd z may,but I would love to giv birth at April end.couple with zino carry carry me gimmicks.i cook,mop,fetchwater from the next compound everyday after returning from work around 8pm everyday.

We are the only one residing in the whole big compound.God pls bless me with a very good tenant...lemmi bee seeing person Wey I go talk with.

Zino has taken solace in talkin to pawpaw by greeting n curtsy.mee na kitchen utensils bee my friends,sinc Mr ahlez has chosen to go chase after money in Enugu state

Aww,don't worry,I say a big Amen to your prayer. Quitting job kwa? No leave?

lobell:


It is well my sister...can you get help that comes in during the day to help everyday?

Not a single help.....we would bee travelling to visit my mum n onekuz next week.

ahnie

just try & see if you can get someone, don't resign/quit so soon.you know how the country is at the moment. abeg epp me hala Onekuz my small guy. the correct delta pikin

Udochee:

just try & see if you can get someone, don't resign/quit so soon.you know how the country is at the moment. abeg epp me hala Onekuz my small guy. the correct delta pikin

Dear no body to help,apart from zino that runs small small errands for me.Besides you cannot leave your home to a total stranger nau...its absurd.i need to be taken care of.

Very funny and nice diary.

God bless you and your fam!

MuskElon:
Very funny and nice diary.

God bless you and your fam!

Tankhu!

Mummy Zino,

This your diary sweet pass anything. I can't stop laughing. Zino baby is more than sharp. I am just imaging how she said, daddy alex give you belle. Na aunty Zino , she be now. can't stop laughing , biko

Dear diary...longest time,we are home resting for the midterm break.me Na so so sleep I dey sleep like hippo.we yaff collected our monthly allawee from papa zino.provisions bought and the rest money kept.

1st march z my Anc visit...but I wee not go.i hate to be told of my little baby still in breech position.it really hurts!

Dear lord...i know I don't seldomly attend church fervently,pls I don't want to deliver tru Cs.pls make my little unborn child to be in cephalic position.make delivery swift for me.

Biko o,chukwu na'lum....grant my petition oh thou faithful God.29weeks and baby still breeched...nawa o.

Mrs Rezzy, hope you are enjoying the midterm break?maureensylvia kwana goma...yaya baby kin?Ku zama lafiya.


Zaynie I greet...maam lovinam and senior beedam...e kujo meta o.iya Lbk aka modath greetings to you.

Tatacherie oni akela...E've?
Ginababy queen of kpekus .how z baby dooying.Lioha long time...amiable nazablossom hope all z well?

Make I go sleep Una welldone.abeg if I no call your name...no vex.

ahnie:


Tatacherie oni akela...E've?
Make I go sleep Una welldone.abeg if I no call your name...no vex.

Ma sasa ziezi yor oniovo.eve izino me?
Thanks for checking on us.how is d ministry? Doh doh doh the Lord will see u through. Wishing u easy delivery in due time
U need am abeg go sleep doh!

ahnie:
Mrs Rezzy, hope you are enjoying the midterm break?maureensylvia kwana goma...yaya baby kin?Ku zama lafiya.


Zaynie I greet...maam lovinam and senior beedam...e kujo meta o.iya Lbk aka modath greetings to you.

Tatacherie oni akela...E've?
Ginababy queen of kpekus .how z baby dooying.Lioha long time...amiable nazablossom hope all z well?

Make I go sleep Una welldone.abeg if I no call your name...no vex.

Madam no bother go school again as your head don full already.
Baby is fyn my dear...
You never born?
Abeg do sama us that pikin
How is Aunty Zino (drama queen)
And Daddy Alex?
Miss you plenty.

ahnie:
Mrs Rezzy, hope you are enjoying the midterm break?maureensylvia kwana goma...yaya baby kin?Ku zama lafiya.


Zaynie I greet...maam lovinam and senior beedam...e kujo meta o.iya Lbk aka modath greetings to you.

Tatacherie oni akela...E've?
Ginababy queen of kpekus .how z baby dooying.Lioha long time...amiable nazablossom hope all z well?

Make I go sleep Una welldone.abeg if I no call your name...no vex.

my dear,all is well oo, recession is a bi.tch. Thanks for asking after me . how'z you family, zino the big madam of the house, Mr.Ahlez the oga at the top and your awaiting Prince. Greet them for me. Have a great weekend dear.

Yesterday my neighbours from my previous compound came to visit us.was going to make my hair in top gear preparation of my proprietor's daughter 1year birthday slated fir tomorrow.truth bee told....na the jollofrice de carry me go.(pregnancy cravings).

So I met my neighbours on the way...mama somto and her younger sister fumnaya.

They were just starring at mee one kain one kain.we hugged and I led the way home.When we got home.coman see retinue of kwenshions.

Mama somto...mama zino...see how you lean .
Me...i no lean o...na height I dey try get!
Mama somto...are you eating right?
Me...yes nau....i eat like thief!
Mama somto....laughs!
This woman you will never change .how does a thief eats?
Mama somto...are you taking your drugs?
Me...yes nau...carrots fruits n agbalumo.
Mama somto....shouts!
Mama zino...Are you taking your drugs?
Me...pussyfooting n trying to change the topic.
Mama somto...you are thinking right?
Me...somtimes(fact)I think a lot abt the presentation of my baby)but I eat like a thief...but I hav stopped eating Zino's goldenmorn.

We had nice gisting and they left...i missd that family like goodness!the hair sef...i never fit stand up go finish am o.laziness z bae Mehn.

During morning devotion this morning...zino led the session.even if her prayer lines were incoherent...i was justing mustering Amen!

And zino sang the opening song....
Oh lord you answer peya(prayer)
*2(in high soprano)
The word I serve answer peya(the God I serve answer prayers)
Only gesus,answers peya(only Jesus answer prayers)
As for me....who cares in as much she got the chorus right.
Zino....oya mama clap nau!I say clap...maamaa zino clap your hands.who wudnt...when all I wanted was to hav another round of sleep.

Time for prayer came....and zino ti take over...
In Jesus name
Me....Amwn
Zino prays.....pepepepepepepjejejesusjesusjesus
Me...Amen
Zino...in Jesus name I pay
Me...Amen.
End of morning devotion.

Mama come...piss (please)
Come.i need food.give me food!guess she must hav xhausted her strength while praying.

Funny diary mrs ahlez...