optional1:
no time to read all that


just show us the big cassave

optional1:
no time to read all that

just show us the big cassave

CROWNWEALTH019:
where LAVEDA they



@ optional , i have served bishop mass, cardinal okogie, archbishop, holy week, harvest, served as cross bearer, threw thurible name it

optional1:



ok congrats and yet you aint a catholic

CROWNWEALTH019:
cardinal arinze must see this

jonaifame22:
my cassava is evil and the bible says "flee frm all appearance of evil

CROWNWEALTH019:
i am

optional1:




lol

evil jor show us already

jonaifame22:
I swear ur mb wil finish when u try to view it and when it does ur phone crack, so let's arrange a meetn in my place, I assure u the environment is conducive

optional1:



ok oh

keep your cassava i don see better cassava way big pass your own.. E.g tekno big cassava.

jonaifame22:
no two cassava are the same do u know? they are all unique in their workns, my cassava is spicy and I know u love spicy food even though u'll deny for real that u don't.

mazizitonene:
op my broda.....The worst na that outside own o....no fit wear some kain trousers comot......come mistakenly get erection for public......go just begin sweat like christmas goat E no funny @ all...no be small embarrassment

optional1:
no time to read all that

just show us the big cassave

jonaifame22:
ladies and gentlemen, I have not come to bore u wth my write up and I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money.


Havn a big cassava comes wth it's good side and also it's other side, people wth big cassava are seen as blessed people, buh managing this big cassava by big cassava owners is sometimes a herculean task.
Buh whether small or big thank ur God if ur cassava is always in good workn condition.



I can relate to times when u'll hear an incident happening in the compound and u jus can't run out in boxers to go and see things for urself and u jus have to put on something thick to cover the shape as it shows in ur boxers if not u might steal the show for ur self.



I can relate to times where I wanna take a bath in the mass bathroom back then In secondary school days as a boarder and when I enter the bathroom and I take off my clothes, every one will start lookn at me like a celebrity,I'll be gaining all their attention like NL superstar airforce1, so I had to device a new method of facing the wall when I'm bathing they should kuku be lookn at my yansh , there's nothing attractive abt my yansh and if any gay should try anything funny, I won't hesitate to pray that thunder should lavish all it's fire on him.



I can relate to many times when the sex for me is not sweet cos the gal will be using her hand to push my stomach or waist back to stop me frm going deep in2 her and by so doing that leaves half of my cassava outside in the cold while the other part is inside her warm pvssy, not to forget that sex for me most times is a big work cos I've to make sure that the gal is well aroused if not......... There was a time I brought one gal to my house and when I kpanshed her she cld not take it in silence and she started to shout it out loud like the good news and that day Nepa took light half way in2 us making love so the sound system I was playing went off and there was nothing to use to overshadow her groaning and I was too lazy to wear my clothes and carry the generator out, so I had to keep doing it like that, she cldn't keep quiet,she kept ringing out like a phone receiving an incoming call for It's owner and I guess my neighbours upstairs and downstairs heard and they came to seat outside to see who it was I brought again to the house and if I had known they were outside I'll have waited a bit buh I didn't know so as I came out of my room wth her to the compound to exit the gate they saw us and they feasted their eyes on me and the gal like we were food served at a party, I jus bone my face and when I returned they were mimicking the gals sounds frm their rooms



I can relate to times where I wonder if a particualr gal loves me for who I am or for my cassava, because most times we dnt discuss the way forward it's always cassava or sex were talkn abt.



Why dis extra piece meat ehn? To me I feel t's excess luggage, I'm weighing 75kg and I won't be surprised if out of the 75kg my cassava weighs half, to me excess of this flesh is not needed cos it's not as if u can cook it and eat when u have no meat in ur house, neither can u use it to collect money in the bank.


When it erected itself one particular time when I was in a brt bus cos I took a short nap and when I woke I cldn't come down cos I was seated at the front row and the exit door is at the back, for me to get to the back door I'll have to walk the corridor and when I do that the bulge will be evident for all to see, so I had to wait till it softened itself and by then I was already two brt bus stops frm the one I was supposed to come down


Many times I wis dis cup or rather dis 50ltrs keg can jus pass, someone cannot play ball on environmental days wth ordinary boxers, swimming pool is almost a no go area cos when ur boxers is wet it sticks to ur skin and when it sticks to cassava, all eyes'll be on you like tupac shakur


My mum and sister had to stop their converstaion one day when I passed them in the parlor frm my room I didn't know they were there so I jus passed wth my erect cassava cos I jus woke up I noticed they stopped talkn when I got to their front and they started murmuring afer I had gone, I know my sister likes dick buh she ain't gettn none of mine

Lord help ur son..... Typing dis wth a heavy heart.

optional1:
no time to read all that


just show us the big cassave