₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Simple biblical principles.

gbegemaster:
Utter fuckery. Who do traditional wedding don marry. Na man made laws dey cause this problem.

Ishilove:
In Mark 7 vs 7 the Lord says In vain they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.

Man in his carnality brought doctrines that have no divine inspiration and scriptural backing. In my place once the bride price is paid on a woman she becomes your wife because payment of the bride price is the consummation of all the marriage rights that are performed. Every other thing is mere ceremony.

Ishilove:
In Mark 7 vs 7 the Lord says In vain they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.

Man in his carnality brought doctrines that have no divine inspiration and scriptural backing. In my place once the bride price is paid on a woman she becomes your wife because payment of the bride price is the consummation of all the marriage rights that are performed. Every other thing is mere ceremony.

gbegemaster:
Direct me to your place.

SafeDavid:
How much is your bride price? I'm ready to pay.

Ishilove:
Take Ekenedilichukwu (night bus) to the the thick, dark forests of the south-south region of Naija

Ishilove:
30k

gbegemaster:
Uduagan or Agofure bus?

SafeDavid:
ROTFL!

Abeg don't kill me with laugh.

Ishilove:
Agofure or God is Good is okay

gbegemaster:
Now you are talking. I go carry first for this matter. Nor mind that guy when dey ask for cost of bride price. E be like say e go stingy.

Your bride price is of inestimable value:

Ishilove:
Chei, gbegemaster, see as ya sweet mouth just dey totori me

My heart is doing me kirimkikikirimki

Ishilove:
Chei, gbegemaster, see as ya sweet mouth just dey totori me

My heart is doing me kirimkikikirimki

gbegemaster:
My heart as my mouth is.........full of sweetness. Embrace the rhythms of your heart for it beats in resonance with mine.

MrPresident1:
Se o sure pe kiise sign myocardial infarction ni yen sha?

Ishilove:
Lwkmd. There's love in the air so don't come and spoil it with your bad belle jolosi observations

Ishilove:
Lmao! Where do you get all these funny pictures from?

My heart has changed rhythm and tempo. It is now beating jigijigijigigbamgbam

Can your heart match this tempo? Can it match this dizzying rhythm, gbege my love?

Ishilove:
Lmao! Where do you get all these funny pictures from?

My heart has changed rhythm and tempo. It is now beating jigijigijigigbamgbam

Can your heart match this tempo? Can it match this dizzying rhythm, gbege my love?

gbegemaster:
I can take anything you throw at me baby.

MrPresident1:
Ishi, are you sure this is love? Sign cardiac arrhythmia ni eleyi o

MrPresident1:
OK o , if you notice any untoward rhythm alert me quick o

Ishilove:
Since when did you become a cardiologist?

SafeDavid:
Madam you must get married this year o!

Ishilove:
Is marriage a ticket to heaven? Please stop defining women by their marital status

Ishilove:
Is marriage a ticket to heaven? Please stop defining women by their marital status

SafeDavid:
Keep making my life your business. I hope it pays your bills.

ShaqFu:

SafeDavid:
Get off my case bro.
The lady in question isn't even as perturbed as you are.

Oh yes I'm a loser so get off me.

ShaqFu:
Oh please. Stop lamenting. It's pathetic to read.

Believe me, if I'm on your case, you'd have wept uncontrollably, like a rejected child, that is.

Anyway, have fun being a loser.

SafeDavid:
Get lost.