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Bad News for Ladies/men: Nature Wants You To Be Fat, Even If You Don’t. (2) (3) (4)
I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 8:36pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Am the type of person that no matter what I eat I will never get fat but lately due to stress and other ish I hv been getting too thin for my liking...Can anyone help me with any name of food that Can really make me gain fat and body mass |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by zealblinks(m): 8:40pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
dear you can be fat by drinking chelsea dry gin at least thrice a day. Try it now and thank me later..... Straightface 1 Like |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth:Wrong section dear... |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Catalyst4real: 8:49pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
picture first. Lets know what we're dealing with |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 8:52pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
zealblinks:You are not serious joor 1 Like |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 8:53pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Nma27:. How can I move it to the right section lalasticlala?? |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Durentmoney: 8:54pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Hey. I was once in your shoes. I would have prescribed you a drug here but i don't want the spam bot to ban me. Those guys ban anyhow. Meanwhile go to health section, you'd get answers. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Young03(m): 8:57pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Hmmm |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Young03(m): 8:58pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
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Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by daewoorazer(m): 8:58pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
If u have been genetically wired to b low weighted, I'm afraid u can't do nothing bowt it save for some little changes brought about by phenotypic activities like child bearing, eating of fat/pork amidst many... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 8:59pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Durentmoney:. Pls what's the name of the drug, I am tired of being thin |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 9:00pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Young03:. what are the side effects?? |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Young03(m): 9:03pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth: google am dear 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by chibwike(m): 9:09pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Get urself drowned in an ocean....the next morning you are as fat as hell so easy |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Nobody: 9:11pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
zealblinks:Regal gin and Schnnap also work very perfect 1 Like |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by jamex93(m): 9:13pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth: U are not alone in this |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Prinszevor(m): 9:14pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
the only thing dat cn mke u fat is to b happy dear dat all it takes |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by madone: 9:17pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Dearest forget the answers here just go to you tube u ll get enuf videos to aid this ur quest stop asking people here u just see them making fun out of very reasonable issues of ur life. Some persons are not just it. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Durentmoney: 9:19pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth:go to pharmacy. Buy cyproheptadine. Or just ask for cyprigold 1 Like |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Durentmoney: 9:20pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Prinszevor:Bullsheet! |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by emmchi(m): 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Just look for a guy dat ll be servicing you morning,afternoon and night.you ll cum back and beg dat you want 2 get slim. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Volcanicgirl(f): 9:36pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
When people are praying to get slimmer, you want to get fat |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Don't take drugs/injections in order to add weight. It has its side effects. All you need is a peaceful mind and good food then you'll be fine. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by IamAirforce1: 9:42pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
You need rest and not food |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Thanks y'all |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Nobody: 11:20am On Mar 13, 2017 |
Cc Fitnessdoctor |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Nobody: 12:19pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth: Just be careful in your quest to become fat so you won't get more than what you want |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by bukiboy(m): 1:32pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth: You're so lucky. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Durentmoney: 1:53pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
LadyMacbeth:hello. Have u bought cyprigold capsules? It is an appetite stimulant and while taking them, you eat and gain weight, for sure. Dont mind those telling you its your nature, you can addup. Am a living testimony. I know how painful "skinny" can be. Hope u add up soonest. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
Eat fried plaintain and egg. |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by LadyMacbeth(f): 7:03pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
Durentmoney:thanks, am still researching the drugs.. I will give you feedback when I do start |
Re: I Want To Be Fat !! by FitnessDoctor: 8:50pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
Alesandese:LadyMacbeth... First it is great that you chose to fight against stress and care for your most priceless possession which is your body.. According to what you said above.... first, you normally can't get fat.. according to you no matter how you eat. it is very hard for you to gain weight... these may be due to genes or even the stress itself, which may have just recently intensified.. Now you said you are going through stress, which is slimming you down.. Actually, you may be getting inadequate sleep, due to stress you may be eating less or eating wrongly and also your workload at this moment may seem to be increasing.. (in real sense it is you that is reducing)... Now all these things stress, lack of adequate sleep etc are just amplifiers of the real problem... I mean that they are not the real problem but they make the real problem become a more serious problem.. So we need to get rid of the amplifiers... then we go down to the real problem which is how to make you gain weight. I will need your attention and for you to walk me through your lifestyle before I can continue... You can easily and always chat with me here http://newsphases..com/p/chat-with-me.html Also thanks to Alesandese for mentioning me and hope you have your appetite back.. or have you given up already?? |
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