₦airaland Forum

Jarizod:

Some girls will hold the d** of their father's age mate and give a Mouth Action and won't be shy,
but will be shy to hold ordinary Microphone to give Testimony in church.
May your period play hide and seek with you this month if you don't change
If e pain u come beat me i dey Oyo state

optional1:
where you go since

optional1:
where you go since

Jarizod:
Been hella busy with stuffs dear..

lhawarl1:
Jarizod hafar na? Longest time....... Happy new year bro


Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

optional1:
ok

happy u back and save and healthy... I miss our crazy songs lyrics especially *pana*

Jarizod:
Missed you too love..
Hope you good?

optional1:
bless God and you?

Been good

Jarizod:

#So_tell_me;
How can Nigeria's Agricultural Sector grow
When anytime it rains, our youths scream "Weather for two" instead of going out to plant yam and cassava

lhawarl1:
lol,... Become a farmer na

Jarizod:

Jarizod:
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​REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGES​
Some village old women are too much.
Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your
generation.
"Good morning Maama."
Old woman ​"Morning,​
*Is this not Chinedu the son of Ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to Chioma the daughter of the jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at the buttocks of Nannozi the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the Musoga from the neighbouring village.. is it not ur grandfather Mzee Katende that died of madness?
Eh, so you have grown so big?"
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lhawarl1:
Lmao, nice work,
how come you are still alive?

Lol bro.. You​ want make I die ni