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what does the body does to the drug

The money spended was well spended..."Hon. Minister Solomon Dalung"

Twice on a bed, what have I saw?

Open the ventilation, let the windows come in...

if you see your bucket.,will you resemble it?
that was a boy who reported to his head teacher that his bucket was missing....

open the tap louder louder



why are you sleeping in the duhu?

When did it started?

I see u dere nw am see u here are you twice?

bros abeg wich school u go...fgc ohafia?

When did you came, you are a beautiful.

- It help Nigeria - My husband and sambo Is a good people

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

sorry...what skul did u attend?

I go rusticate your mouth

"Which is wrong with you"

when i talk student understand me but when i talk to market women dey will making yagayaga

My eyes is pushing me.

I want to questionatize you sir.

There is something I will wrote on the board........my lecturer made dis statement

Come dey go

One aunty walked up to me with a tray of cake at a birthday party..the next thing I heard was "Have you Have?"....my reply was "No I Have not Have"

I want to ask that*che there is light?* How was your health?...hmnn university days

I didn't dey ooo

open the air and let the window jumps in.

The one I heard is like a misconception. A fellow tenant like me met me and said: 'I'm glad to hear that alamasiagba was given 'cardiac arrest' for his past crimes.

Oh no, NEPA has Comorted the light...

I can hear the smell

Dem dey inside Jenifa's diary

u are a very nonsense.

Bollinger:
Spend and hour on NL and you'll see plenty.

Oversabi,modify your post.

she is dead

Someone once asked me 'how was your baby?'

Did you put on the fan?
Yes the fan is flying..

My Aunty say me to say you to give her Red Pen

Referring to someone else:"I dey craze?"