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If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by IBpaul(op): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2017

I hope you never 4get , close your eyes , hold my back and give me ur leg . Do you remember huh

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Dyt(f): 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2017

Hahahahahaha

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by FvckShiT(m): 7:35pm On Mar 25, 2017

I fůcking didn't. ... lipsrsealed

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by policy12: 7:38pm On Mar 25, 2017

What of this?

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Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by majicplus: 7:40pm On Mar 25, 2017

hahahahaha. . .the gud old days when a litre of fuel was about 42 naira. . .how did we get here? Damn!

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2017

I never witnessed shiit, what am I, Portugese?

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Lastpharoah33: 7:50pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
I never witnessed shiit, what am I, Portugese?

Just a Sudan migrant

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 7:56pm On Mar 25, 2017

Lastpharoah33:
Just a Sudan migrant

Better than a Nigerian pauper thinking he's Egypt's last pharoah. (:

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Kowor(f): 8:02pm On Mar 25, 2017

I did. And miss those days.

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by BiafranBushBoy: 8:12pm On Mar 25, 2017

"I said give me this hand, and you are giving me that hand"

" Hold my back! Here...here ooo...! This boy sef! I said hold my back like this..."

cheesy

*Two hot slaps in your ass for the correction*

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Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by IBpaul(op): 8:14pm On Mar 25, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:
"I said give me this hand, and you are giving me that hand"

" Hold my back! Here...here ooo...! This boy sef! I said hold my back like this..."

*Two hot slaps in your ass for the correction*

Lol
Hot when e come be maid wy never eat!!

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Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:00pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
I never witnessed shiit, what am I, Portugese?

It is starting like this

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:03pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
It is starting like this

What's starting, and where? Let's go there.

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:06pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
What's starting, and where? Let's go there.

I don't go where Afonjas go,thank u very much

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:09pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
I don't go where Afonjas go,thank u very much

So, in the quest for answers, I met another random fool.

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:13pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
So, in the quest for answers, I met another random fool.

Na fool dey know fool. Keep looking 4 cheap relevance elsewhere my boy.

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:14pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
Na fool dey know fool. Keep looking 4 cheap relevance elsewhere my boy.

Have you in mind what to eat tonight at all?

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:19pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
Have you in mind what to eat tonight at all?

Yes my boy,i had a gigantic bowl of none of ur business.

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:24pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
Yes my boy,i had a gigantic bowl of none of ur business.

If you had that much reasonable food, why put your swolen brain in my business, eh? Why quote me, hungry mottherfuccker?

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Charliiee(m): 9:26pm On Mar 25, 2017

"Gigantic bowl of none of your business" Loool grin

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:28pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
If you had that much reasonable food, why put your swolen brain in my business, eh? Why quote me, hungry mottherfuccker?

Pretty sure your hands were shaking when u were typing this but it is okay,u still have a lot to learn my boy. How's the brown roof republic?

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:33pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
Pretty sure your hands were shaking when u were typing this but it is okay,u still have a lot to learn my boy. How's the brown roof republic?

Should I reply you or sth? I don't know how things are done around here, wanna teach me?

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:37pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
Should I reply you or sth? I don't know how things are done around here, wanna teach me?

Whatever u wanna do,my boy

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:44pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
Whatever u wanna do,my boy

Have a nice time, "my boy." No war. (:

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 9:47pm On Mar 25, 2017

Jewelnutch:
Have a nice time, "my boy." No war. (:

Much love bro,NO HOMO

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by Jewelnutch: 9:49pm On Mar 25, 2017

EbukaHades10:
Much love bro,NO HOMO

Bless fam. One love.

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by romme2u: 10:31pm On Mar 27, 2017

^^^^ see as two of una just derail thread like two agama lizards fighting for territorial control.

Abeg clear road make we see well.

ehnn OP you were saying something

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 1:16am On Mar 28, 2017

romme2u:
^^^^ see as two of una just derail thread like two agama lizards fighting for territorial control.

Abeg clear road make we see well.

ehnn OP you were saying something

No vex,make i buy u chilled kunu?

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by romme2u: 1:29am On Mar 28, 2017

EbukaHades10:
No vex,make i buy u chilled kunu?

i'll prefer nunu

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by EbukaHades10(m): 1:55am On Mar 28, 2017

romme2u:
i'll prefer nunu

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by ziccog(m): 8:46pm On Mar 28, 2017

Hahahahaha

Re: If You Did Not Witness This, You Are Not A Nigeria by pizzylee(m): 12:39am On Mar 29, 2017

lol I did

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