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| Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 4:01pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
Ashebis are now out for the burial of pop icon Monsieur Micheal Jackson Wrapper alone costs = U$D100000 Heatd-Tie = U$D55000 Wrapper and Headtie = U$D95000 There are limited stocks soo its first come first serve. . . . .Purchase of ashebi guarantees canoe ticket to LA burial site All purchases are without guarantee. . . u shall have the option of see MJ's bones and accessories!!! Pls contact Emperoh fo further!!!! |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by dani1luv: 7:49pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
Chei Emperoh You AGAIN   |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by mykali(m): 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
i never knew being an ashebi was as lucrative as this. very good business.  |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by oyinda3(f): 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
u mean aso ebi??  ashebi ko and u haven't calculated the cost of buba and accessories. |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by iniguy(m): 8:01pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
I dey interested |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by mufuteeeee(m): 5:57am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Have you bought for your mother?  |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by tytylayor: 7:43am On Jul 06, 2009 |
oyinda.: |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by skillbank(m): 9:45am On Jul 06, 2009 |
I wil lik to sow agbada and put on tie to finish it off[color=#990000][/color] |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by skillbank(m): 9:47am On Jul 06, 2009 |
I wil lik to sow agbada and put on tie to finish it off[color=#990000][/color] |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 10:24am On Jul 06, 2009 |
skill, that is over dressing, na u kill jackson? |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by tytylayor: 10:51am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Goodday, Dis is a letter of invitation The Final burial ceremony of our beloved entertainer MICHAEL JACKSON has been stated for tuesday @ the prestigious STAPLES CENTER in LOS ANGELES,USA.For those who are interested to partake, BRT buses will be leaving from NATIONAL STADIUM,LAGOS tommorrow by 11 am so that we can get to the US before tuesday.Contact us on time to book your seats.May his soul rest in peace.Amen |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 10:55am On Jul 06, 2009 |
tyty, you are now infected |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by elowa: 11:12am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Safe journey |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by tytylayor: 11:20am On Jul 06, 2009 |
ewa book oo |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 11:31am On Jul 06, 2009 |
tytylayor: Shattap dia!!  who gave you the authorisation to contactment and arrange people to goes to LA? Have they bought the Aso Ebi, accessories nko?See anybody wey want go, must buy air ticket, water ticket, land ticket brt ticket, lamata ticket and also the aso ebi!!! if not dem go miss like air france for atlantic ocean!!! |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 11:36am On Jul 06, 2009 |
iniguy:Contact me fasttttt na only gele and lace remain!!!! mufuteeeee:Who come dey arrange the aso ebi when i dey sell? If she no get who go get? She no be MJ fan sha!! skillbank: [color=#550000]I no tell you say na only be me be the approved tailor for the burial? If you go anywhere else, bancers go pursue yo comot |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 11:37am On Jul 06, 2009 |
na wah O |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 11:41am On Jul 06, 2009 |
With gratitude to God for a life melodiously spent, our family wishes to announce the untimely death of the undoubtedly King of Pop, Michael Ijowunmi Dudulabi Pupalowunmi Jackson at the unripe age of 50 years. Due to logistics for people who will be unable to join us at our LA family home, burial service will hold simultaneously at our family church in St. Jermaine Church, Broad Street, Lagos, Nigeria on Saturday, 1st of August 2009. Reception party thereafter at Tafawa Balewa Square. In accordance with our cherished tradition, Aso-ebi is fifty thousand naira (#50K) for men, white gloves and socks inclusive, and thirty thousand naira (#30K) for ladies. You can credit my bank account 000123311108 at FCMB. Please make payments promptly and avoid the mad rush . Romade Arowolo-Jackson for the Family. Note* Ijowunmi translates to I like dance Dudulabi translates to We born Black Pupalowunmi translates to I like to be white |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Nobody: 11:42am On Jul 06, 2009 |
hehhehehehhehhhehe i will love it if the ashebi is pant and bra black one how about dat |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 11:43am On Jul 06, 2009 |
yeah, I saw the resemblance |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 11:44am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Jeovy: Wetin nah!!!? If you no go buy, kukuma comot for road for those wey want buy!!! mystangel: Anyone wey you want, just call me. . . .i get am!! |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 12:03pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
419 in broad day light |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
hehhehehehehehhe okay wat if i dont want to wear nay cloth can i come naked |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 12:22pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
with all pleasure |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 12:24pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
am not part of this |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by romsky: 12:33pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
of cuz u r not a member of d family |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Jeovy(m): 12:47pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
with all pleasure |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Emperoh(m): 12:48pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
mystangel:Hey Nne no now. . . .you want people to see all those ya luscious assets? MJ might even wake up from his grave and i no want am. Ok i have an idea. . . . . . . .my room over-looks directly the burial site and you will be seeing every like no other even more than the officiating Pastor. So you will just stay there with me cos thats where i intend to stay. It will be fun ooh!! nne what do you say? |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by tytylayor: 1:12pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by Nobody: 1:20pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
*crying* i must come naked ooooooooooooooooooo dont u know itz a great burial coming naked will make mj rest in peace |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by sweetliet: 1:30pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Emperoh: invitation to spoil the underage!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Ashebi For Micheal Jackson's Burial! by clemcykul(f): 1:36pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
@thread lmao! una no well |
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