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arleck:
Hmmm!

Joshrob:
mine happens when i was still in sch. i think it during my 200l,meet a law student,asked her out and she said we just meet that she need to know me better,na so the babe friendzone me o. she called me one friday that she's hungry,i asked her to come over that i prepare noodles for her. she asjed me to cook it and bring it to her hostel. Naso i mumu cook noodles go give this girl o. while she was eating it,one of my course mate female saw us together and said josh your babe fine o..the useless girl quickly responded to her that am not her boyfrined..men it's just as if i should pour the food on her head,even if we are not dating yet must you fall my hand in the public.. fastforwad to our final year dinner night,we were sitted on thesame table and she said we should snap together,while taking the pics the m.c said your babe look is beautiful,i responded quickly before she will fall my hand again that we are not dating,Na so sweat full the babe face,she even blocked me on facebook...I was very happy i took my revenge before we left school

BobbyDean:
Mine is actually an outlandish one. So i met this pretty babe in the most unprecedented way. I went to my guy's place (just by my house) to just while away time. I knocked a few times & no one responded & i just let myself in. I was scared when i met this girl sitting on the floor in the room alone but i just kept my composure. I dont know, i just found myself having this sweet convo with this babe for almost 2hrs. Then it was time for her to leave so i walked her a distance. In had a tug of war in my mind if i should/shouldnt ask for her number, eventually i didnt.
Few days later, i had just got out of class when i heard someone scream my name, dean! I was like 'who sabi am?' na babe o. She said she was going home so i decided to exhibit chilvary (happens rarely) by walking her to the place , especially when i knew it was quite close to school. We got there & we had another short convo & within me i knew time was right to request her number & so i did. Her response is one of the funniest & lamest things i ve heard. 'I can't give you my number now o, it's too early'. For my mind i bin think say dat one sef dey? Too early? It was not as if i requested to write JAMB @ age 12. I just swerved one time.
After several meeting, she then asked me 'dont you want the number again?' i told her straight up that she was just being lame & i dont do lames. She gave me o & even later sent me her BBM pin on whatsapp which me sef do yanga that sorry i dont do BBM. Crazy girl!

majour:
Baba hope say you end up fucking that girl

Joshrob:
mine happens when i was still in sch. i think it during my 200l,meet a law student,asked her out and she said we just meet that she need to know me better,na so the babe friendzone me o. she called me one friday that she's hungry,i asked her to come over that i prepare noodles for her. she asjed me to cook it and bring it to her hostel. Naso i mumu cook noodles go give this girl o. while she was eating it,one of my course mate female saw us together and said josh your babe fine o..the useless girl quickly responded to her that am not her boyfrined..men it's just as if i should pour the food on her head,even if we are not dating yet must you fall my hand in the public.. fastforwad to our final year dinner night,we were sitted on thesame table and she said we should snap together,while taking the pics the m.c said your babe look is beautiful,i responded quickly before she will fall my hand again that we are not dating,Na so sweat full the babe face,she even blocked me on facebook...I was very happy i took my revenge before we left school

luminouz:
May u continue to smell lie ooooo

arleck:
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luminouz:
U be lie detector abi?

luminouz:
U be lie detector abi?

LieDetector:
sir?

luminouz:
Yes U!!! Send DAT money to my account ASAP!!!!

LieDetector:
OK sir. Send me TP

Leonyluiz:
Here is another one..

Had this girl i've had a crush on since my second year in school.
so came 400level.. i thought to myself... Fuccckkk it.. whats the worst that can happen...

i approached her and it was like we clicked right away.. you know like she been waiting for it... ..
we went out a couple of times... to the movies, the mall, eat out.. late night meeting and chats till very early at times...

i thought this was gonna work out... cos i made sure i didnt ask for anything and didnt make her feel uneasy at any point..

then a day came we planned to go to Dominos near unilag. picked her from her hostel.. ordered a medium size italian.

so like few minutes later.. she halted and asked me a question that broke my spirit.. she ask me "with all these stuff you're doing Hope its not like i'm leading you on making you think i wanna ever be with you?"

and when she said that....
y'all know that thing they say that your whole life flashes in front of your eyes moments to death...

well.. at that point only selected things flashed..
like my money for fuel
every week movies
shopping and ... i just wanted to end her ...
and i wanted to leave her arse there

funny enough... i liked her too much so i drove her back to her hostel and went to deal with bad guys in call of duty..

ahhh unilag moremi girls.. you will not all go unpunished ..

luminouz:
OK Sir!!!!!! Send d area!!!!

LieDetector:
shey u dey whyne me?

You wan come blow whistle