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Something strong still makes me feel that this story is just copy and paste or madeup...


Op why u de lie like this nah nawa ooh

B2Spirits:
I made my first public speech when I was 15, and in JSS2. That was in a debate activity, a contest between SS3 and SS2 students. The competitors failed to impress our English language teachers. This made the teachers lambaste the senior students, and asked if junior students had anything to say.

Like our proverbial Akpos, I walked out of the crowd with that gait suggestive of a clown's shameful confidence, and consequently threw my classmates into uncontrollable laughter. Their action was understandable, because I had hitherto paraded myself as a newscaster, who, during one of my comic sessions, had aired the news in which a commercial airplane caught fire in space, and no one was injured in the slightest.

They couldn't think of it that I had taken the debate topic to my uncle, who was a teacher. He wrote a nice argument for me, and I rehearsed it with fervour. I unleashed such a mastery that dazed everyone present.

Having tasted the thrill of the achievement, I started gathering resources on public speaking, and Mark Twain, Napoleon Hill later became my heroes. I trained myself more on the speech strategies that give pastors the hedge over their contemporaries. At 20, having led prayer sessions on many occasions in my local church, our pastor informed me that God has called me into the five-fold ministry with pastoral calling.

While in the university, I read works from great people like Plato and Socrates, and consequently discarded my Christian ideals entirely. It was then I explored Satanism and other faiths until I concluded that I'm the god I've been looking for all these while.

As an animal scientist, I lost interest in that field, and was looking for a job that has to do with public speaking until an advertisement was made for the post of a chaplain in a psychiatric hospital. Certification was required, diploma in theology would suffice. I have nothing of that nature, but flaunted my two-time pastoral experience in two of the largest churches in Nigeria.

I sat down alone, and all questions the interviewers -- all Reverends -- would likely ask me came into my subconscious mind in flashes.

"Why do you want to work as a pastor, knowing full well this job should not be based on ambition?" The organization's president began.

"I understand that God seeks three kinds of people. They are the sinners, people after His own heart (like David) and those that will stand in the gap and pray. By 'election', I fall into the third category", I replied, citing Ezekiel 22:30.

"The moment you read our advert, how did you feel in your body?" Another reverend fired.

"That still small voice from the Holy Spirit made it clear to me that I'm needed here", I answered, having read Benny Hinn's The Anointing, Kenneth E. Hagin's Holy Spirit and His Gifts, and Yonggi Cho's Holy Spirit My Senior Partner.

"If you are given the post, you will be liable to insults or assaults by our psychiatric patients from time to time. Will you be able to handle this?"

"I have worked before in a farm where we had a cow suffering from madcow disease. You would not need to be told that the flaccid disposition the horned herbivore was known for had deserted it. I wouldn't see the attacking cow as a traducer. I only have to be wary of the zoonotic form of madcow disease, which we in animal science call variant Creutzfeldt Jacob Disease(vCJD). In our case here, not all clinical cases are natural, and with my authority as a believer, I will put to flight the armies of the aliens. This will be done by faith, because 'By faith, the elders obtained good reports'", I answered.

Smiles and giggles rented the whole room as the clergymen almost lifted up their 'holy hands in worship.'

"How much are you willing to accept as your salary? Can you work for God free of charge, knowing full well that He made you for this purpose?"

With split-second precision, I quoted ICorinthians 9:13 and said, "'Do you not know that those who labor in the Temple are provided for from the Temple, and those who serve the altar share in the altar?' Having reeled out this Scripture, I don't have to explain it for my betters in faith."

I was given the appointment letter the following day. Other theologians interviewed told me how they threw questions pertaining to theology at them, but 'my case was different.'

I will be showing you hidden public speaking rules personalized to suit various individuals and my personal experience in my next write-ups. To succeed in public speaking, you need to believe you are the only living thing on earth, while all other things are robots. That means you take responsibility for your failure to thrill the crowd of accolades and hangers-on.

http://speakersspell..com/2017/03/how-i-held-pastors-spellbound-during.html?m=1

Nice write up!

How did we get here Nigerians? This country has become a total joke.

B2Spirits:
Ask me anything about public speaking.

Are you the Author of this OR Just Copied

B2Spirits:
Ask me anything about public speaking.

good morning bro... When I was young, I was the shy type but I broke lose when someone said i was a mumu.
Though I have reasonably improved in communication but I still find it difficult meeting new people(this inate shyness i think is the cause) how do I kill this shyness spirit?
2. When speaking publicly, I tend to forget/skip the next words to use, how do I overcome this? I don't want to be speaking with the help of typed paper?

I appreciate your response

Good one

B2Spirits:
I made my first public speech when I was 15, and in JSS2. That was in a debate activity, a contest between SS3 and SS2 students. The competitors failed to impress our English language teachers. This made the teachers lambaste the senior students, and asked if junior students had anything to say.

Like our proverbial Akpos, I walked out of the crowd with that gait suggestive of a clown's shameful confidence, and consequently threw my classmates into uncontrollable laughter. Their action was understandable, because I had hitherto paraded myself as a newscaster, who, during one of my comic sessions, had aired the news in which a commercial airplane caught fire in space, and no one was injured in the slightest.

They couldn't think of it that I had taken the debate topic to my uncle, who was a teacher. He wrote a nice argument for me, and I rehearsed it with fervour. I unleashed such a mastery that dazed everyone present.

Having tasted the thrill of the achievement, I started gathering resources on public speaking, and Mark Twain, Napoleon Hill later became my heroes. I trained myself more on the speech strategies that give pastors the hedge over their contemporaries. At 20, having led prayer sessions on many occasions in my local church, our pastor informed me that God has called me into the five-fold ministry with pastoral calling.

While in the university, I read works from great people like Plato and Socrates, and consequently discarded my Christian ideals entirely. It was then I explored Satanism and other faiths until I concluded that I'm the god I've been looking for all these while.

As an animal scientist, I lost interest in that field, and was looking for a job that has to do with public speaking until an advertisement was made for the post of a chaplain in a psychiatric hospital. Certification was required, diploma in theology would suffice. I have nothing of that nature, but flaunted my two-time pastoral experience in two of the largest churches in Nigeria.

I sat down alone, and all questions the interviewers -- all Reverends -- would likely ask me came into my subconscious mind in flashes.

"Why do you want to work as a pastor, knowing full well this job should not be based on ambition?" The organization's president began.

"I understand that God seeks three kinds of people. They are the sinners, people after His own heart (like David) and those that will stand in the gap and pray. By 'election', I fall into the third category", I replied, citing Ezekiel 22:30.

"The moment you read our advert, how did you feel in your body?" Another reverend fired.

"That still small voice from the Holy Spirit made it clear to me that I'm needed here", I answered, having read Benny Hinn's The Anointing, Kenneth E. Hagin's Holy Spirit and His Gifts, and Yonggi Cho's Holy Spirit My Senior Partner.

"If you are given the post, you will be liable to insults or assaults by our psychiatric patients from time to time. Will you be able to handle this?"

"I have worked before in a farm where we had a cow suffering from madcow disease. You would not need to be told that the flaccid disposition the horned herbivore was known for had deserted it. I wouldn't see the attacking cow as a traducer. I only have to be wary of the zoonotic form of madcow disease, which we in animal science call variant Creutzfeldt Jacob Disease(vCJD). In our case here, not all clinical cases are natural, and with my authority as a believer, I will put to flight the armies of the aliens. This will be done by faith, because 'By faith, the elders obtained good reports'", I answered.

Smiles and giggles rented the whole room as the clergymen almost lifted up their 'holy hands in worship.'

"How much are you willing to accept as your salary? Can you work for God free of charge, knowing full well that He made you for this purpose?"

With split-second precision, I quoted ICorinthians 9:13 and said, "'Do you not know that those who labor in the Temple are provided for from the Temple, and those who serve the altar share in the altar?' Having reeled out this Scripture, I don't have to explain it for my betters in faith."

I was given the appointment letter the following day. Other theologians interviewed told me how they threw questions pertaining to theology at them, but 'my case was different.'

I will be showing you hidden public speaking rules personalized to suit various individuals and my personal experience in my next write-ups. To succeed in public speaking, you need to believe you are the only living thing on earth, while all other things are robots. That means you take responsibility for your failure to thrill the crowd of accolades and hangers-on.

http://speakersspell..com/2017/03/how-i-held-pastors-spellbound-during.html?m=1

If this is not fiction, it's either that the pastors that interviewed you were con artists looking for a partner, or they are dunces

MathsChic:
-and ask



-repeated "had"







-works of
-all this while/all the while






-traducer? seriously!?
-zoonotic?





-I did not have to explain...



--accolades?


Where in the world are you from!? So many errors of syntax; even more errors of semantics. And you want to teach people to speak? Evidently, your delusion is taking greater proportions. It was still cloaked to some degree in your previous posts. Now, it has lost its garb and is loose. I'd advise you seek help.

Chicken, it's understandable that you are still smarting from the last 'obituary' I posted against you. Kindly use lagoon, please.

ExInferis:
If you speak as you write then you're a total bore.

Your writing style is high-falutin, contrived, verbose, bombastic, pedantic, wordy, contradictory, and has too much words-to-sense ratio.

Tone down the need to fling fancy-sounding words and step out of your own self-centered limelight if you wish to be taken serious.

The best public speakers are light, self -deprecating, and have good timing; not pedantic demagogues who think being steep in Plato, Socrates and Descartes is a necessary requirement to engage an audience of commons.

You just wanna brag, you windbag.

It pained you, abi? Kindly use lagoon. You can't go down that lane with me. I will let this slide.

Thepasserby:
Well done ooo... Keep flaunting your muscles and feathers until it gets plucked. If you enter the pastorial work without being called you will be rejected. It's a too thin that your pastor told you that God has called you into the pastorial ministry but have you heard from God personally?

Being a pastor is not all bout reading a text and interpreting, it goes beyond leading prayer sessions at being an erudite speaker. It is a relationship.

Three conclusions I have drawn from you speech.

1. You are full of yourself and that's definitely not a trait a pastor should have. Boast in the thinthings that shows God's power and not prove your intelligence.

2. You don't have the slightest idea of what you opted in for.
Men who stand in the gap are men of devotion to God. Who are you standing in the gap for, why and how can you do that? These are questions you should ask yourself.

3. You are looking for food and not the one who provides the food.

Please I am just airing my view. I have already forgiven anyone who will come and insult me.

... But he said his pastor recievd a call from God and inform him accordingly.
God does not have every bodies number, so he uses pastors as his voicemail to get to some people, You know.

chuksjuve:
All I see is a man full of pride, secularly full but spiritual empty.

I doubt if you will not spread heresy in the name of preaching.

my friend I advice you to read up the life of apostle Paul and let God work in your life to transform you.
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tycoon2:
@OP, I agree with the commentators that said you're full of yourself, you ooze of false sense of worth, delusions of grandeur. You're just a thin line away from Atheism, forget about all your Bible quotations, you really need to be true to yourself.

You guys said more than these to Melaye and PMB and still can't own a half of what these men have.

For you info, I'm master in the spiritual realm. Go figure...

B2Spirits:
It pained you, abi? Kindly use lagoon. You can't go down that lane with me. I will let this slide.

Spoken like a true arsehole.

remiopash:
Ask anyone who attended Winners Chapel, Ogbomoso between 2006 and 2011 if he or she can remember a certain usher, who was known for his thrilling testimonies. My grammar was almost perfect, while I delivered my speeches like a pro. I became a threat to anyone that was preaching on that altar in those days.

YOU ATTENDED LAUTECH?

Yes.

LordOfNaira:
Do you like 3some like Aposthief SuLICKman and do you finish on backs long dick style?

If you are believing God for triplets, those styles will help.

PietraK:
This guy must have been a LAUTECH student.

He is full of pride and over confidence. This is partly good except for Pastoral duties.

You cannot be a pastor. You don't have to intimidate your audience, your audience will soon pick up on your weaknessess which you term "strenght" in no time.

Be humble and Christlike. Jesus never intimidated people but people found hope in his humble dispositions.

Don't waste your time being a Pastor. The devil will make mince meat of you.

However, you are a perfect fit for a charlatan, fake and end time pastor.

I will rather make mincemeat of the devil. A witch that will dare me is not born. An occultic man that will look at me in the face is not alive anywhere.

cyberprof:
if I might ask are you and alumni of LAUTECH?? Animal science, winners,,

Animal science is the same thing as animal production and health. I'm an alumni.

MiguelKingII:
Something strong still makes me feel that this story is just copy and paste or madeup...


Op why u de lie like this nah nawa ooh

In my other thread, I said I'm working in a psychiatric hospital, and that my job has to do with public speaking. Billyonaire, ibime, iboboyswag, and oyb said I'm porter. These 'Plaguers of the tombs' will now understand that I'm a pastor just for the fun of it.

GoodMuyis:
Are you the Author of this OR Just Copied

I'm the author of this. And for your info, I have one published novel and a finished story.

B2Spirits:
In my other thread, I said I'm working in a psychiatric hospital, and that my job has to do with public speaking. Billyonaire, ibime, iboboyswag, and oyb said I'm porter. These 'Plaguers of the tombs' will now understand that I'm a pastor just for the fun of it.

Hospital porter, how far? You still carry me for mind?

teemanbastos:
good morning bro... When I was young, I was the shy type but I broke lose when someone said i was a mumu.
Though I have reasonably improved in communication but I still find it difficult meeting new people(this inate shyness i think is the cause) how do I kill this shyness spirit?
2. When speaking publicly, I tend to forget/skip the next words to use, how do I overcome this? I don't want to be speaking with the help of typed paper?

I appreciate your response

To be confident, you need to be a rebel in your mind. Why I said 'rebel'? I mean should not strive to be seen by others as a good person even if you are meek. Bible said this about Moses: "among all men upon the surface of the earth, this man Moses is the meekest." Remember that Moses killed an Egyptian while trying to settle a fight between an Israelite and an Egyptian. The truth is that you will have countless haters, and fans in their multitude.

Be informed that your clothes or other accessories can't give you confidence. And don't be afraid of making mistakes. You just have to prepare by reading what you are going to speak about again and again.

Mystery of Queen's English as possessed by Soyinka and the likes is not what makes you a good orator. Even Soyinka and Achebe's works were edited by other editors before they became published.

Fear is what makes you forget your thing while in action. While trying to recall something, you can throw subtle jokes to ease tension in the hall. I never ran out of such jokes...it's inborn for me.

Always remember to link true life situations to your speech. This makes your subject clear to your audience. And there is nothing you want to say that cannot be linked to true life cases. That means you must read anything you come across. Read Bible, law reports, agric journals, sport reviews...anything you come across. Read novels, articles etc.

Now to let doubters know that I'm a pro in what I profess, I taught Literature-in-English students in Anglican Grammar School, Mathematics and Physics in Ajuwa Grammar School, Okeagbe, Ondo State, and countless private schools. I did these without going to classes with any book, or consulting books if at all I brought them to classes. For Okeagbe, verify from 2013 finalists.

For that Anglican Grammar School, if I mention the name of the town, my identity will be known with ease.

B2Spirits:
In my other thread, I said I'm working in a psychiatric hospital, and that my job has to do with public speaking. Billyonaire, ibime, iboboyswag, and oyb said I'm porter. These 'Plaguers of the tombs' will now understand that I'm a pastor just for the fun of it.

I have no idea who this is, and I do not think I have ever seen this username before. Are you interacting with me with a different username ? I dont insult pastors, because they have already insulted themselves enough, by going around confusing the ignorant more about symbology of Source, Source energy and Spirituality in a very mundane way for their own self stomachs and their families stomachs and well-being.

I love Pastors, I love them enough not to give them my dime, we need school teachers not pastors, the more school teachers we have, the more religion becomes a relic of the past, a dust bin of human mundane attempt at conceptualizing The Source.

Good luck with living-the-lie and manifesting high-level idiocy in physicality.

Billyonaire:
I have no idea who this is, and I do not think I have ever seen this username before. Are you interacting with me with a different username ? I dont insult pastors, because they have already insulted themselves enough, by going around confusing the ignorant more about symbology of Source, Source energy and Spirituality in a very mundane way for their own self stomachs and their families stomachs and well-being.

I love Pastors, I love them enough not to give them my dime, we need school teachers not pastors, the more school teachers we have, the more religion becomes a relic of the past, a dust bin of human mundane attempt at conceptualizing The Source.

Good luck with living-the-lie and manifesting high-level idiocy in physicality.

Is that not the same way you rely on Moet to give you false sense of happiness? Keep deceiving yourself using a picture of Apple laptop as a sign of affluence.


A billionaire with 192 topics

Ibime:
Hospital porter, how far? You still carry me for mind?

Succeed you must. Even if you should become a dead millionaire at 30. That's why I have taken it upon myself to knock senses into your skull.

G

ExInferis:
Spoken like a true arsehole.

Why do I have this eerie feeling that you are already heading towards 3rd mainland bridge? Anyway, we won't miss you.

"Spoken like a true arsehole." Is this a sentence? Please add an auxiliary verb to that sentence, or use 'spoke' instead.

Spy360:
If this is not fiction, it's either that the pastors that interviewed you were con artists looking for a partner, or they are dunces

This is a proof that Christianity itself is a joke. Where is Holy Spirit?

B2Spirits:
To be confident, you need to be a rebel in your mind. Why I said 'rebel'? I mean should not strive to be seen by others as a good person even if you are meek. Bible said this about Moses: "among all men upon the surface of the earth, this man Moses is the meekest." Remember that Moses killed an Egyptian while trying to settle a fight between an Israelite and an Egyptian. The truth is that you will have countless haters, and fans in their multitude.

Be informed that your clothes or other accessories can't give you confidence. And don't be afraid of making mistakes. You just have to prepare by reading what you are going to speak about again and again.

Mystery of Queen's English as possessed by Soyinka and the likes is not what makes you a good orator. Even Soyinka and Achebe's works were edited by other editors before they became published.

Fear is what makes you forget your thing while in action. While trying to recall something, you can throw subtle jokes to ease tension in the hall. I never ran out of such jokes...it's inborn for me.

Always remember to link true life situations to your speech. This makes your subject clear to your audience. And there is nothing you want to say that cannot be linked to true life cases. That means you must read anything you come across. Read Bible, law reports, agric journals, sport reviews...anything you come across. Read novels, articles etc.

Now to let doubters know that I'm a pro in what I profess, I taught Literature-in-English students in Anglican Grammar School, Mathematics and Physics in Ajuwa Grammar School, Okeagbe, Ondo State, and countless private schools. I did these without going to classes with any book, or consulting books if at all I brought them to classes. For Okeagbe, verify from 2013 finalists.

For that Anglican Grammar School, if I mention the name of the town, my identity will be known with ease.

thanks alot bro.. I really really appreciate

Smallville10:
pls i need some tips from u on how to be a great public speaker, i love public speakin, i love to explain things to people. Especially topics on world war, religion, science, the world and others

I will be posting about public speaking on nairaland.

B2Spirits:
Is that not the same way you rely on Moet to give you false sense of happiness? Keep deceiving yourself using a picture of Apple laptop as a sign of affluence.


A billionaire with 192 topics

Whoever you are, I have no idea. I do not browse people's profile to form a 'false' opinion of them, you have literally failed the litmus test of sanity by assuming and judging what and who I am with a picture I snapped for fun as a debate on this forum in 2012 or there about. I am a billionaire venture capitalist, my money and the excellent team I have groomed over the years work for me, while I continue my search about my journey through life. Why do I do this ? Because it distracts me from physicality and reminds me of what I am. A master of my fate and the creator of my future.

My advise to you is very simple. Do not think you know anything, because you assume you read enough from leading authors to battle anyone on public speaking. My question is; What if I am one of those people who you read from ? Let me put it into an acceptable perspective. What if I am on the same vibrational match and radar with those authors you read from, yet you are in an anonymous forum displaying your sagacity on public speaking.

I have also been a speaker in Church, Ordained Elder under 2 separate priesthood and I became atheist afterwards for over 10years but recently, I realized it is just a grave mistake. The name God, is the confusion. It is an insult to refer to The Source as God. You can call the Anunakis.

The human brain is a 3-Dimension interface receiving vibrational frequencies from the different densities and dimensions of the Universe as the Heart Chakra tunes to those levels. So, humans love symbology, the call the Source, God. Yet they confuse Source with Advance Humanoid Scientists called the Anunakis, the precursors of your YHWH, Jehovah and other names you give to a symbological Sky Daddy.

Snap out of your aggrandizement when you want to snap out of your poverty. I advise you to go back to School and dont arm yourself with a piece of paper called Certificate in Theology and yet you claim you can reason better than some of us who have no time to lecture you on your grammatical nonsense. You can type grammar, does not mean your grammar makes any sense. It is a poetic gospel - actually poetic nonsense.

I have time, should you want more tantrums.

how can you be in jss2 at age 15 years?

Are you well at all?

B2Spirits:
In my other thread, I said I'm working in a psychiatric hospital, and that my job has to do with public speaking. Billyonaire, ibime, iboboyswag, and oyb said I'm porter. These 'Plaguers of the tombs' will now understand that I'm a pastor just for the fun of it.

porter ke?
biatch, i said you are an omo alata, pscyh ward attendant